What the fuck do I even do for my body Veeky Forums? Even if I gain weight I'm still going to have very womanly hips...

What the fuck do I even do for my body Veeky Forums? Even if I gain weight I'm still going to have very womanly hips. How do I work around it?

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Go trap

If you look like pic related and participate in fph threads please kill yourself

if you gained alot of muscle you would look fine.
>go trap pls

What's wrong with that. I'm not a landwhale.

No.

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>What's wrong with that
You're basically just as unhealthy and in denial about reality as a landwhale

Literally alien fingers

How? This was given to me by birth I didn't choose this.

Just lift anyway. I have the same problem but I deal with it.

First off, everyone looks better with at least a little muscle.
Secondly, facial gains, bro.
Thirdly, starting building a tight ass now will make it easier when you give in and go trap

>Even if I gain weight I'm still going to have very womanly hips. How do I work around it?

Do nothing but core and upper body exercises.

No compounds that involve legs.

Eternal bulk like a titan.

Get a wide gut and wide shoulders.

Enter obelisk mode and leave humanity in your wake.

I wasn't talking about wide hips. I was talking about being out of shape

You do what you are supposed to do: read the sticky and get to work.

I have wide hips also. Make up for it by working on your upper body, specifically your shoulders. In addition to OHP, do a lot of DB lateral raises and DB front raises. That will make you wider up top and balance it out. Working lats will help with that as well. In addition, go for fridge mode. Deadlifts will widen your core a fuckton.

Sorry, meant to reply to OP

Blame it on your soon to be massive quads

tren and upper body only.

Build your upper body so it is wider than your hips. That'll help give the illusion of smaller thighs.

This

yeah man youre lucky... most dudes hit upper all the time and have no leggos, but instead you dont even gotta work leggos

post boipucci

Stop wearing your grandfather's underwear. Tan lines are sexy on guys too but only when it's a flattering line. Wear briefs or trunks

you look like a pregnant mom after giving birth
do squats and leg raises

>What the fuck do I even do for my body Veeky Forums?
You read the sticky and

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gain some weight and do squats and take estrogen

My nigga
Birth the earth

lmfao this

post vhoiipooxxi while youre at it

More like klinefelter, no?

Looks more like Klinefelter's.

K L I N E T I M E

Well, depends if he got small testicles. If he got small testicles then 100% sure he got KS. If not, then 100% he doesnt got it.
t. wide hip familia with big balls.

He can't go trap, look at his face.

Suddenly I realize my hips aren't so wide after all. OP go to the doctor, get prescribed T and work the upper body all day every day.

>his body is disgusting but that line covers up his penis exactly

Def Klinefelters

Op i would suck your micropenis no homo

imagine a dick with that EXACT shape

would be like a fucken tape worm hanging from ur junk or some like that

You have extremely lo testosterone, opie. Blame your parent for abusing you and giving you shitty genes and raising you on a low test diet. Are you vegetarian?

Also, go to the doctor and get prescribed testosterone and then all your problems go away, all except
>underage b&

just wait until you are done with puberty you retard.

go trap and let me fuck you

someone photoshop on a bra and panties please.

he is right I was low-test too, doc gave me test now and I'm starting to look man-like.

get to work

this old pic is still here? omg..

I improved her a little

I'd tap it

Consult /ftmg/ on

>4MB

Lats and shoulders every day

you got to filter australians somehow

Should of been a woman, might as well make the most of it and go trap mode. Take female hormones now

You're fucking retarded.

lol

1-Get a caloric surplus diet
2-Test & Tren cycle
3-Get lifting NOW.


The only way to fix your body is too pack a shit ton of upper body mass.

Hnng

Turn around and show us your brown freckle poo hole.

shoulders and lats EVERY DAY

Go bear mode. Just start eating a lot and do big exercises

dont be a faggot, encourage him to become a trap

fuck it, book me down for a round

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DYEL ?

kys

Klinefelter as fuck. Your only hope is to become a hot trap.

I look similar

This isn't genetics is it? We fucked up somehow

Pretty sure my shitty NEET lifestyle is to blame

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pretty much

get some puberty, son

u have kleinfelter's my man

OP pleeeaaase get on hormones and go full trap. You have the perfect body for it. With some tits you'd be 10/10.

you literally have klinefelters

Don't worry brah it's all about the fac...
>slack jawed mouth breather retard
Bottom of the barrel genetics there.