BJ, 10kg, Goat Tower

Would you rather get a blowjob from the girl of your dreams, put 10kg on all of your major lifts instantly or turn into a goat for a day so you could access the goat tower?

that extra weight means more mass, more strength. permanently. bjs are temporary

thats tough, I think I would go for the blowjob tho, since I can add 10kg on my major lifts easily, especially once I start roiding

G O A T T O W E R

The 10 kg.
Goat is meme, bj's are temporary, strenght is less temporary

but the goat tower

Holy shit. The WHOLE day?
Unless the bj can last a day, this is definitely the winner.

GOAT TOWER GYM

how is this even a choice?

goat tower obviously

GOAT TOWER experience is permanent

Goat tower no doubt.

Fairview, Western Cape?

>Fairview, Western Cape?
GOAT TOWER

I'm talking about the location of the G O A T T O W E R .

God that blowjob sounds neat.
But...fuck that shit.
Goat tower.
I want to know what arcane secrets lie within the tower.

I would choose the goat tower and S U C C life by the D I C C.

Goat tower

Who knows what secrets may be within?

Goat tower, my girl will suck my dick whenever I want but this is a once in a lifetime chance to discover the secrets of the goat tower.

I mean, how often does one have the opportunity to enter the goat tower?
I pick the tower for sure.

The blowjob

The fuck kind of question is that. Goat tower goes in all fields.

I want the

Too easy. Take the once in a lifetime opportunity to pull back the veil, and see the other side of the universe. The goat tower will give my life purpose, and hopefully goat powers.

But what's IN the goat tower?

The key to this hypothetical is if the goats are included in the goat tower. I assume yes since without goats it's just a tower.

man i haven't seen a goat tower post in years

and you better fucking believe i'm picking the tower

Thrown against the fucking wall by this comment.

Well done, user.

Goat Tower

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What if the girl of your dreams is in that tower ready to suck your goat dick?

Assuming you are a goatsexual, then yes

Who unironicly /goattower/ here ?

It's the obvious choice. You will add 10kg to your lifts if you keep lifting, and you can get BJs from girls whenever. The wonder and mystery of the goat tower, however, is a true once-in-a-lifetime chance.

Goat tower is the ONLY choice

>Not a single person choosing the extra 30kg to their total because being a goat would do that anyway

Come on m8 at least make it a tough choice.

G O A T T O W E R

>can add 10kg by training
>can eventually get bjs
>also tfw no gf
goat tower is a once in a lifetime experience, you're a fool not to take it

goat

Holy shit, magnificent. Mirin hard

Honestly the 10kg. I can't even think about who my dream girl is so BJ wouldn't be anything special. Also goat tower looks poorly defended

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goat tower's only cool if you get to turn into a goat before entering it, retards

bj pls

read the OP again dipshit

10kgs on my squat, diddylift, bench and The Press puts me in the 1000lb club sign me the fuck up.

o shit ur right lmao

goat tower all day son

BJs come free or you can just pay an escort
10kgs on lifts... about 3 months of lifting...
GOAT TOWER.... priceless

See

if you manage to learn the secrets of the goat tower, you could receive powers far beyond those of mortal men. 10kg and bjs would be meaningless as you juggle the multiverse on your fingertips (or hoof if you decide to stay a goat)

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Goat tower

Non negotiable

Holy shit I've literally accessed that very goat tower I swear on my life. it's at Fairview wine estate outside of Cape Town. We got drunk wine tasting and I got dared to break in and climb it. I still have the video somewhere. I got into trouble but it was worth it.

>tfw you would rather spend the day with her
>tfw you would rather take her out to dinner at a nice restaurant
>tfw you would rather just lead her by the hand into a great big open field, then lie down beside her and watch the stars

Seriously, fuck blowjobs. Can she just exist so I can have one shot at showing her the time of her life?

Failing that, I think I'm just gonna hang myself in the goat tower...

Tell me the secrets of the goat tower

I haven't been this excited for a video of anything in easily a decade

Post it fag

HE LIES!
NO HUMAN HAS EVER STEPPED FOOT IN THE GOAT TOWER!

I..is this bait? Don't play with my feelings, user...

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Holy fuck this meme makes me feel old.

You cannot just say these things and leave us hanging.

fucking goat man, why would you pick anything else?

Blow job. I don't want to be virgin forever.

>blowjob
>losing virginity from a blowjob
m8, I have some news for you...

it much rather go to the GOAT HOUSE
and meet bromigo THAD CASTLE
and get gainz with him

The immortality properties of the goat tower might make that difficult

>The immortality properties of the goat tower might make that difficult

That and tying a noose with hooves

GOAT TOWER plus MUSCLE POWER

Goat tower will add 20kg to all lifts and guarantee future bj's anyway.