Hey Stacey look at this loser and his pathetic 14 inch arms

Someone that is excited about life and loves to socialise. He goes up to girls and talks and fucks about, and they just drop their panties.

Of course, he is attractive and has good social skills.

chad is a social position. it has nothing to do with genetics which is why everyone on Veeky Forums that thinks this way is doomed to fail.

chad is the person who gets along with everyone and has surgical precision in social scenarios. they're usually average looking and just know how to carry themselves and act through body language, facial expressions, conversations, vocabulary.

the "chads" people post here are just 1 in 100 million where theyre actually blessed with genetic perfection. chad is just a social position of stability.

Happiness is a state of being, it's not a goal or destination. I am happy all the time, but never satsified. Chad's go through life having a good time, not worrying about little mundane details. People love that energy and things generally work out for them. Learn to listen to people, take guenine intrest and
I'm not a chad, 5'9 185 15% bf latino, but I have the mindset, and hooked with girls, people always inviting me out, feels good brah.

t-theyre 17.5

He painoed himself?

CHADs are born not made
your best bet is to run reincarnation game buddy boyo

>Alpha- Chad is the typical college/high school douche
Alpha- Chad is no Chad. He's Brad pretending to be Chad.

Post them, big boy.

so...is OP pic achievable natty?

>Tfw 13 inches

thats a tranny btw

lets guess how fat you are

Jesus Christ are you serious
Dudes on at least a gram of test

redpill: they're both standing on the same surface and she's 5'11"
7'0" is the bare minimum to be visible to girls nowadays

idk looks to jacked to be a tranny

lol fuckoff idiot

im 6'1 and have more than i can handle

you guys realize that guy is a stripper right? Look at his waistband. If you all want to be strippers, you have to start at gay clubs first if you're a male (guess where mr alpha male was working a few years ago?)

can you even imagine the life of that chad?

i cant.

>mfw I'm 14 inch flexed and have still received multiple mires

It really isn't that hard

>Being paid to show your body
That's as alpha chad as you can get

Manlet.

kek

14.5 faggot

Joke is on you, they are 12,2 inches

>Twig arms.

No thanks.

I wonder how many of you frog autists actually contribute to these seriously

STOP

Must I elucidate why I have no need to lift 200lbs of metal on a bar above my head? By reason of, I am still volacious to act out my day; a day that strains my body to get from my bed to a chair.
You may question my virility but I shall turn my nose up at you, any onlookers whom might chase your physique, who dare harper or pry are unwelcome- they are unfit for nothing but the streets.
It is no benefit to stimulate your body when you cannot whet your mind. I have the misfortune to tell you also that your body is a coin spent wrongly if you do not spend it in barbaric combat.

Thee can sucketh on my own virile member and so can thy mother, maiden and dog.

Hold your tongue you wicked mut!

so even roided out strippers wear baseball caps to cover their baldness?

Maketh me, thee worthless dwarf!

A halfwit with less talent than those you oversee! I beg your withdrawal back to the mucked streets of India. You have until the chiming clocks at midnight to deliver your oath of retreat!

How in2 chad?

is secret or something?

how2 unlock chadmode?

It's social status you fucking retard

Utterly wrong.

>social status

So, just set FB status to unlock?

Yeah, until you get over 80%of your friends like it.

>tfw no 80% friends

My friend count increased by 200 people after I put a shirtless pic as my main pic.
Still a virgin tho!

>dog

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>tfw no 200 gay guys to invite me to poz party