Can i, a thicc girl, find a fit boyfriend who wants to be suffocated with my ass and eat my pussy every day...

>google image
>no results
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>ass worship is literally my favorite thing
Me too breh
first boner i got was from cammy on street fighter, think it's just stayed with me since then

What's with the sudden influx of fit/thick/athletic girls talking about stuff like this like we are their fucking friends
Oh,I forgot Veeky Forums is a roleplaying imageboard and nothing here should be taken seriously unless proven real

Im currently pounding a thick girl for few months now. but now she wants me to go in public places with her. Damn now everyone will know im a chubby chaser. My social standing will be ruined.

Yes there fucking are results how can you fail pressing a button

> working out hard and being alpha just so you have to eat out a girl

For what purpose?

>eat my pussy every day
Sorry, I don't want throat cancer and it's disgusting.

no there aren't im only seeing "best guess for this image is: cake" and then a load of other pictures

Where you live

>Be 24 ottermode and good job in finance
>"Alpha" by all of Veeky Forums standards
>Have a 10/10 thicc gf
>Eat her vagina before we have sex
>Hates when I eat her ass but I LOVE IT
>Wimpers when I put my cock in (7.5 long x 5.5 girth)
>Totally submissive to me
>SO high test that I told her to stop taking birth control
>Continue to cum inside of her until she got pregnant
>Everything ruined once pregnancy started
>Low sex drive, shit attitude, became unorganized and messy
>Want to leave but now I'm stuck

Veeky Forums you've ruined me

Near you

>chad

wot, no sugar?

When I search

>suffocated
your pussy stanks, bitch

>kaka
ain't that "shit" in portugal or other negroid language?

is this real? you told her to stop taking birth control? why?

annatko mummisi kakata kasvoilleni ?

Said no bitch EVER

No, dear, you're not a 'thicc girl', you're a dumb girl who fell for a dumb fad, made you ass get fat, when you didn't even understand what you were actually trying to do, which is pic related. You've now ruined your figure, which was probably pretty good before you screwed it up, and you're probably going to be stuck with it for life now. Too bad, you were probably cute before you made that mistake, now you're just a circus sideshow freak.

>REAL 'thicc' girl, 1890s edition
You'll never look this good, KYS now

> girl in pic is a man twisting his waist
What did low test user mean by this?

Means cake in cuckish

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I have unironically dumped girls I liked before due to bbc contamination

be careful out there

I WANTED TO BREED HER LIKE REAL MEN DO

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>Current gf
>Asked me ab girls I've banged
>Told her
>Asked her ab guys she's banged
>Told me
>No black guys
>Literally only guys who look just like me and act just like me
>IMOKAYWITHTHIS

Wtf is that dude's head photoshopped?

whats going on here?

>eat my pussy every day

I would literally do this over PiV sex any day ever at all.

What I don't understand why some people find this as submissive behavior.

I fucking love vaginas for fucks sake.

Unfortunately for you, I'm not fit.

Pussy licking is 200% OK for me every day.

"Mirror"

>no i didn't tell him about Jamal and Tyreece
>heehee

U gay m8?

I eat my gf pussy on demand, no questions asked. I got a 6" dick too. She's got a big ol ass as well. We out there, but you better be ready to rtf and take that load where I say you lil slut.

I am bad about using bc methods but you actively TOLD her to stop? Haha wtf is wrong with you.

You need solid Slavic dick to dominate and satisfy you. Here i am. With our genetic we are white niggers.

>how to cure thicc obsession
kek

post tits or gtfo this thread is sad

>a thicc girl
You just fat.

Miertha. Is Portuguese. That's Dutch or some other terrible guttural troll language.

Only my black cock could possibly satisfy these women

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE

>tfw no thicc gf
>tfw horny 24/7
Also bad bait thread

Guys like you are the truest cucks. Your girl could have banged 300+ guys and you'd e perfectly fine with it as long as they weren't black.

Pretending to a girl on Veeky Forums is so fucking old.

german

that's lena the plug and emjayxo in the OP's pic

complete semen demons

For some reason didn't expect the greentext to go that way lol

Congrats dimwit

>implying hed be fine with dating a whore

nice projection

>niggers eating pussy
>one you go black we'll want you back

I meet all of your criteria. How do you feel about married guys?

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>Implying you know what he'd be fine with
This user seems to be perfectly fine with being expendable clone #23 in his girlfriend's fuck line

n00 please! dont do big black horny nigger cock!!

You're a dumb nigga

hungarian also

Is this thicc meme the new husbando mode for girls?
Just accept that u r a disgusting fatty and dont delude urself jesus

This.

I don't mind banging down and kicking it with thicc, but I ain't about to take her out on the town.

But for me, it's just because I don't like taking ANY girl out on the town.