Will you be kissing anybody under the mistletoe this Christmas season Veeky Forums?

Yes. I'm still fat tho.

Probably my gym bro under the squat rack after spotting him.

I will be kissing my bar loaded with my new PR before deadlifting her

He doesn't even have a handsome face, look at his nose. It isn't fair

at least i always have you, Veeky Forums

I will be in christmas party with thousands of students of my age and I still will probably remain a kv

Did you even read the post you're replying to?

No not, this year.
Recently broke up with my ex a couple of months ago. Glad I'm rid of that bag of crazy!

No, there's nobody. Wanna try sucking my cock? I just need to get my dick sucked. It can be male or female. I just need a fleshy throat vacuum swallowing my log.
Pic related, it's me

Lose the jacket and we'll talk.

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im 25 and ive never kissed anyone before, dont even know how to do it. dont even care anymore thats how fucked up ive become

I dumped my gf because she's a fat fucking bitch with a nose ring
I can't stand ugly girls
The only reason they're useful is because ugly girls love cum

>ugly girls love cum

No.

I had a possible gf but I fucked it up

Polish fag here, fuck you with that chat up line ;) but seriously that's funny talk, girls like funny, just don't overdo it, she gets the message now.

My advice is be a little funny, be a little serious, don't even attempt to say romantic things and be all beta unless you had sex and been going out a while and she's into it.

You don't need to be in a relationship to get a kiss under the mistletoe you autistic frogposting sperglord.