Talking with my mom, she makes a joke about me eating all day

>Talking with my mom, she makes a joke about me eating all day
>It's for growing my muscles I explain
>I want you (5'9") and your brother (5'9.5") to grow taller like grandpa (he was 5'11")
>No mom, I'm already 21 won't grow any more
>Looks me disappointed, it's a shame you stayed short

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Veeky Forums THE THING WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A MEME, MY FUCKING MOTHER CALLED ME A MANLET

hahaha manlets btfo

sorry to hear that, just be yourself bro :^)

Its okay OP, my older brother is a manlet. I'm secretly banging his new wife. He'll never know heh

I'm 6'2"

5'11 here
Feels good man, your mother would be proud of me

>6'2"
>still wear cowboy boots for height gain
It wouldn't matter if you were 6'5" user. You'd still want more.

>also 6'2''
>always wear dress shoes since they add an extra 1''

the manlet meme fucks everyone up

I'm 6'2" and I'd gladly drop to 5'9" if it meant I didn't have so many inflammation/joint related issues.

You'd really cuck your own brother like that and not even mention it to him? You're scum dude letting your brother get cheated on like that.

Also its worth mentioning that I LOVE fucking women who have boyfriends myself, never married yet :^), but i would never hide that kind of shit from a friend or my own brother... That's low man

>tfw finding out the rest of your family is tall as fuck because they married tall

>cousins 6'0"+
>mom's sister married a giant
>mom married my 5'6" dad whose family is full of midgets including (I'm told) a 5'0" guy

I'm 5'8 and strongfat and once I realized confidence is all that mattered that was it. Honestly being fit is good for two things, being healthy and the confidence it gives you. Chicks think they care about height or money or whatever but being a confident and charming man will get you datfeelingwhenyesgf.gif 9/10 times. Height and the other stuff help of course but in the end they're not what does it.

Your mom's a bitch dude, I don't care how old you are, shitting on your kid like that isn't cool

Pic related, it's how I got confidence

That just tells you that short guys can and do get married, why are you mad

he was a beta white guy that went overseas for a wife

The only guy in this thread who isn't an autistic moron besides myself.

Idk if this is fake but im pretty sure if your bro ever found out he would commit suicide. Knowing that two people you love who are close to you are banging behind your back is too much to handle.

BAITED.com

Thanks user. May your gains be plentiful.

>JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Veeky Forums THE THING WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A MEME
It was never a fucking meme you retard. Women prefer tall men and it's always been that way.

Christ how are you manlets so dense?

bait

>mfw manlet for fit but born in country where average height is lower

Your grandpa is also a manlet

>his height starts with 5
>He thinks hes not a manlet

I just turned 22 and I am still growing. Just went from 6'4.5" to 6'5" in the past year or so
So there is still hope for you maybe lol

haha poor guy

>tfw 5'9 too but mummy is barely 5ft

Hey fit, "my friend" is 16 and is 6'1", how much could he potentially grow in the future

">he" better hope not much more, if he keeps going he might approach spoopy levels

I'm 6'4.

No one cares boys.

Well maybe my gf because she is also tall but that's it.

That guy has emu legs?
What is this build?

>be me
>have vietnamese parents
>growing up they were malnourished as fuck
>mom is 5'2"
>dad is 5'6"
>be me
>born and raised in burgerland
>tfw only 5'10.5" skinny skelly

thank you for reading my blog post

I'm 6'3" and even with all my knee problems I'd never want to be any shorter
sac up user

My brothers are all 6' and I'm 5'2. I just accepted it.

Just bee yurself

Cuck my shit up senpai

>6"1
>brother is 5"11

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

...

>stayed

>when her weight starts with 2 _ _

They banged.

Weight can be lost, height cant be gained

>fake eyebrows
>fake eyelashes
>makeup caked all over face
>fake lip color
>artificial hair color

Don't these women have any pride in themselves?