What's his name, again?

What's his name, again?

elliot rogers

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Oh wow, that looks like a photo of a young "BlG Ol' MlKE 'NATTY' P-DIDZ PATT0N" !!

This is presumably very rare, he almost never posed for photos due to his immense modesty.
What a find, thanks for sharing

BlG OL' *

Sorry about that guys.

Not OP btw

Robert Paulson
Origins

Wait, tell me more about this Big Mike guy.

(This is my first day on Veeky Forums; sorry for newfag questions).

Don't worry about it brev!
Well BlG MlKE is actually the current reigning king of this board, due to his remarkable strength and endurance, and impeccable godly physique.
From what I understand, he seems to be the goal body of 99% of the male population (understandably, I mean, look at him! lmao).
If you want to "fit" in here, you'll want to post a thread to show your appreciation of BlG OL' NATTY P. DIDDLY at least once a day.

(Oh yeah, did I mention he's natty?)

Here's the thing about Mike. The man has some serious pipes. He has a six octave range and excelled in any octave. He writes brilliant songs. And his stage presence is only matched by Adolf Hitler.

Seriously, Watch Mr. Bungle play What the World needs now at Bizarre Festival and then watch a video of the Nuremburg rallies. We better thank our lucky stars Mike didn't go into politics or he would have taken over the world.

But Mr. Bungle as a whole had a brilliant dynamic. It wasn't just the Mike Patton backup band. They all made huge creative contributions to what made Bungle what it is. Yes Mike wrote Girls of Porn, Sweet Charity and The Air conditioned Nightmare.

But Trevor Dunn wrote Retrovertigo, The holy Filament and Phlegmatics. Trey Spruance wrote Desert Search for Techno Allah, None of them know they were robots, Golem II the bionic vapour boy.

Other bands like Nirvana for instance were not like that. Nirvana was basically just the Kurt Cobain backup band. Mr. Bungle was the perfect storm of legendary talent, and Mike was the face of it all, the delicious cherry on top of an already delicious sundae.

He was the ambassador that allowed the amazing talent of the combo that was Mr. Bungle to be brought into our lives. He was the prism that focused the lazer beams from the brains of Trevor, Trey, Heifietz and Mckinnon and amplified them until they were powerful enough to blow out minds out through our ear holes.

Yes, he is the most incredible front man who has ever lived, hands down.

Yeah, and he's fucking jacked too !

I could be wrong on the numbers, but I heard that he once ran a full marathon for charity in under 3.5 hours and immediately deadlifted 237.5 kg at the finish line before engaging in a 2 hour MFFFFF reverse gangbang backstage at a victoria's secret fashion show in the summer of '99 .

So yeah, he's kind of a 'BIG' deal

zyzz if he survived his heart attack

Wait, is this the same guy who fought a bear? An ACTUAL BEAR?

HIs name is Itchy

Pissed Off Pedro

Yo OP, this thread is Đáñqüé!

Yeah it is! A legit fucking bear! And he won !

Back in 2002 I believe

Dom Mazzetti the younger years.

Is there anything he can't do?

Other than fail*

LOL

He wears a mask.

Well there once was a man named zyzz
Who thought thai whores were the bee's knees
He stepped in a steam room
His poor heart went kaboom
He should have listened to scooby

Nah I'm pretty sure that's Ben Afflack user.