Measure penis for the first time ever

Yes you can, don't be gay about thinking about dicks

If a pooinloo with a 4 inch dick can satisfy his woman, why can't you?

My point is that everything is okay buddy

>tfw ywn think your dick is bigger than it really is until a qt measures it and looks up at you with nervous confusion / pity.

slightly larger than average and pierced, chicks find it intimidating

Nice man. I'm also a fellow 8"er. High five bro!

I only gained half an inch after losing 15 kg.

jelq (correctly)

High five

God it's awesome

why would you unzip your dick

is this real? all this penis stretching shit always has mixed reviews when you look for REAL testimonials

maybe she was laughing because your little boat looked funny juxtaposed with your large dock

Actually I accidentally had my thumb over the tape measure. It's actually 9". But I mean yeah that's cool yours is still 8". I often hear that people with small penises tend to go on to live perfectly normal lives. Hell, the average penis length is 5 inches (and that's not even taking lying into account. You have nothing to be ashamed of. And on top of that you could be a grower and not a shower. What other people in a gym or theater shower might see as a small penis might actually get quite large when erect.

I'd take a 9, even though it would be too much for most women (8 is a challenge for most) I'd still take a 9 just so I could post about it

>I'd take a 9

yeah you would you faggot

kek

Well I've got approx. 30kg to lose so we'll see.

I'm fine where I am but want to be in the 7" club for personal accomplishment.

Tfw used to be 5.5. Used a bathmate for a few months. Now years later measured 7 inch.
not sure if it was the pump or I just finished puberty at 22.

Tfw 7in penor
Tfw average as fuck

>measure girth
>barely 5''

fuck me

>always claim 7" penis because that's what every tryhard says
>it's probably realistically 6"
>measure
>tfw it actually is 7"

>only 10"er in my family
>get mires regularly
Feels good man.

Same. I start from the very center of my asshole and go all the way up to the tip of the head (after double wrapping around the balls of course).

My big dick gets me laid all the time because girls will tell their other girlfriends and then they come to my apartment to let me make sex with them.

>have a 6.5 penis as an asian
>came out of a 4 year relationship so now making rounds in dating
>talking to an asian girl
>obv me hitting on her but she doesnt mind
>"but i only date white guys"
>*wait wtf why*
>after a few drinks and talking more personal she slips up
>"well most asian guys arent sexually experienced from the ones i dated, i think because they have smaller dicks"

>tfw kill myself because theres a stereotype plastered over me for one night stands

desu a girl can only take so much dick, just watch any porn and you can stallions/mandingos but it never goes to the shaft. however girth is important because you just slide that in soft and theyll feel something. staminia too, work on those kegels and cardios

Real talk though.
A girl will probably never see my dick but on the off chance I have a question.
When erect, my dick points straight up. Trying to make it parallel with the ground is kind of painful. Is this normal?

4inches checking in
kill me now

>have 7.5 inch dick
>25 years old
>have only had sex with 1 girl, one night stand
>she even told her friends I was huge, they laugh about it and give me "big dick" related nicknames but none of them are interested in sex because of it

It's like a cruel joke, the one place where I wasn't genetically fucked (in other areas I'm short, bald, had terrible acne as a kid, had glasses since I was 5, terrible athlete, etc) and pop culture tells me it should matter, but it doesn't. Still a loser who will probably never get laid again, my big dick gives me no comfort.

You gotta press the ruler hard into your pelvis.

If you arent bleeding you didn't measure it right.

10" here.

Also have perforated bladder.

My nigga

really means youre a grower than shower
really sucks because you have to avoid positions like the eagle (or where shes on bottom); in my experience tho women love with they cowgirl you or dog them

image STRONGLY related to every "self reporting" 7 + incher in this thread.

;););)

>1 inch soft
>5.5 hard

Being a grower is the best. I love the "it's okay" look when they see it flaccid, then the shocked, damn near scared, look when I'm at full mast thrusting away. Even had one look up all wide eyed and gasp "what the fuck??" right before she came. Good times.

>when his dick is under 7"

It is. It's like showing a pair of twos but you end up having 4 of a kind since you get used to rushing blood down there.

Girth >>> Length

Seriously, no girl wants a pencil dick

You do know growers tend to be over 7 inches, rig...ohhhh...maybe you don't...

>When her weight starts with 200

On a somewhat related note, should I shave pubic hair or just trim? I personally want shaved for aesthetics and so it doesn't get in girls' mouths, but I've also heard it itches something fierce.

>I-I'm a grower and not a shower!
Kek

>measure penis for the first time ever
>always assumed I was right around 6"
>tfw 6'

tape measure btw

accurate

7.25"x6" grower checking in

>asian
>6.5 inches

CURSE THESE ASIAN GENES FOR MY DIMINUTIVE PENIS

But its how you use it guys...

>when her weight starts with 2

>when he has a little dick

I tought I packing a 7" - 18cm snake. ex-gf asked how big is muh dick, I told her "dunno, you should measure it" so she sucked my dick for a while and got a ruler and she said
"wow 20cm"
>mfw the bitch cant measure properly but everything went better than expected
>mfw I measured my dick and my peak is 19cm not 18.

You have a six foot long penis?

>tfw previous whore of a gf always said I was bretty big and that I must be "like over 8 inches"
>get really fucking smug thinking i must actually be H U N G af for a few years
>finally measure it when getting it on with an escort
>just a wee bit away from 7" at full mast

I just want off this ride.

>Why aren't there exercises for my dick?
There are, but you have no guarantees they'll work other than other people's stories.

>can't get laid on your own
>hire escort
>pull out tape measure when 'getting it on'
>"Damn I thought it was bigger!"

he measured his mirror image

>projecting this hard

You literally said that here: []
Also settle down dicklet, men are talking.

how the fuck do you guys fit the ruler all the way down? mine gets stuck right at the base

dick measuring is rocket science bro, its not for everyone

11" masterrace reporting in.

I jam my tape measure about 5" up my ass, then come out from the back and wrap it around the top of my shoulder and then pull it all the way to the tip.

"Literally" proving my point

wat.
how does it get "stuck" at the base?

I might regret this but what the flipping shit are you doing man?

>finally measure it when getting it on with an escort

You mean you're not supposed to just jam the ruler down your pee hole as far as it'll go?

I mean it really hurts if I push it any further. Theres no way people are going past it.
3'' scrub for life

have you tried measuring it while erect?

>not doing cock pushups
Crucial for dick gains

youtube.com/watch?v=vg2iL36QAvM

>measure dink for the first time ever
>it's 6.5" but my erections have always felt weak
>start exercising and taking Zinc and Magnesium supplements
>i had poor circulation and it's actually 7.5"
I can't complain

>measured penis for the first time
>knew average was 5.5-6in, figured I was below avg cus flaccid penis is tiny
>actually 7in
Anyone else know this feel? I am 24 now and I spent my whole life thinking my penis was small, cus I never bothered measuring it.

>6x5
>all my gf's admitted to having bigger
>they all talk about their love of big cock during sex and foreplay

i sort of know that feel a little bit but it's even more pathetic. and yes i've posted this here before because i'm an aspie

>25 years old, kissless virgin, never been close to sex
>have decent sized dick (7x5) and it's pretty nice looking

>post it on reddit (pics and videos masturbating) because i'm an aspie virgin
>some girls see it and message me, we move to kik/skype and do mutual masturbation sessions
>they say how amazing my dick is, how great i am at dirty talking, how they actually have sex dreams about my dick because it's so perfect

>too aspie to even talk to a girl in real life
>will never see the look on a girls' face when she gets on her knees and unbuttons my pants in the bedroom and sees the beast spring out in front of her face on my auschwitz manlet 5'8" 140 lb frame

Yes I know this feel. Was a fat kid, always had low self esteem, etc. Measured last year at 23 years old, 8.5 in. Not bad I guess. I always thought my girlfriend at the time was just trying to flatter me.

>8.5 in. Not bad I guess.
>not bad i guess

lmfao that's baby sized you baby dick

>tfw too tired to suck dick
>tfw ass too small
>tfw tits look like sandwich bags
>tfw too many freckles
>tfw arby's vagina
>tfw hipbones jut out way too much
>Tfw gross-looking feet
>tfw can't do makeup worth a shit
>tfw your outfit looks like a constant trainwreck
>tfw you can't even deal with your own problems so you set them aside only to have them explode in your face later
>tfw gross knees
>tfw hair always a mess
>tfw hair is too short
>tfw you're probably going to be the dead weight on any administration positions you get, provided you sucked enough dicks to get to the top

Need I say more?

girls always say that shit during foreplay they're just trying to make you feel good. they also tell every guy they're with that they're 'the biggest' so if yours aren't saying that I dunno what to tell u

>tfw Asian and 7.5 inches bone pressed, 7.2 non-bone pressed

I post on r/massivecock and people think I'm 8+ inches and send me compliments to my inbox

>When he isn't above average

Im Almost 4inch :(

Wait... So dong looks bigger as you lose weight right? So would pushing the pad back give me a good idea of what I'm missing out?

Cause it looks like a lot.

>i post my cock on reddit

faggot alert

Top kek

So trim your dingus hair, ya dingus.

I'm too scared to measure my dick

yeah loosing wight makes your dick look bigger
also in my case the cardio i did to lose it made my dick work way better I could barly get hard before was almost never horny i thought i was just getting old 1 year and 20kg lost later Im a fucking jackrabbit

>under 6 inch masterrace r-right guys? its not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean r-r-right

Is this when you have a boner? Im always confused. Cuz mines around 4 when lit and about 1 when shrinked. And yes, im a chink

that graph is absolute garbage
>16cm is bigger than 95% of the population
u whot mate

>manlet
>over 7" dick

>used to think my dick is 6.7" because I never pressed the ruler against the pubic bone
>measure the right way
>7.1"
>still only 4.8" girth
Who pencildick/girthlet here?

You're not supposed to press it in you cheating faggot

>don't worry about your average or below pen0r user, mine is huge so it's all good! just be urself lol

Yeah sure, because you're not ramming the pussy up to your public bone, you stop before that, you autist.

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