How's your sexual health Veeky Forums? You all right down there?

>tonguing clubsloots

>implying I have an average sized cock

It's a bad feel, man.

Still need to swipe my vcard.

my tongue game is fine
I generally keep pumping anyways, sometimes till i can cum again.

I got out of a year and a half long relationship in february, so its not like i didnt have practice and time. She was actually really accepting of it which was chill.

I just cant get over it myself.

>tfw hooked up with 9 women in the last two months on Tinder
>only one of them wasn't overweight

Praise the All Father for whiskey, gents. Pussy is pussy, though.

Pretty good, woke up to my pregnant girlfriend rubbing my cock and had a nice bang before we showered together. When she leaves for the holidays I found a cuck couple who wants a young guy to creampie his wife and watch the guy eat my cum from her pussy. I plan on visiting a strip club too which I haven't done since my 21 birthday (only 2 years ago, but still).

Been jerking off a ton on omegle and actually finding some nice sloots

ok sport, keep up the good work

Where is this girl from?

Frozen

from porn
Elsa Jean
this looks like blacked.com scene

More like licking cum out dare

I've been wanting to cheat for a while and spotted my opportunity. Don't judge until you are a 23 year old who got their girlfriend of 6 months pregnant and feel obligated to stay with her, alright?

Listen to yourself you pathetic piece of shit niggerfaggot

you made it. brother
teach me your ways

teach me how to be this morally bankrupt senpai!

Poor recently. Not sure what's up. 22 please horny than usual, fucked girl right before Thanksgiving and came in 10 thrusts.

>having sex with women

You do know what board this is, right?

killys yourself

>had girlfriend for 6 months
>fucking 2-3 times per day, sometimes up to 5 times, no condom
>could last 20-30 minutes
>broke up
>fucking new sloots
>last 3 minutes tops
don't know whats wrong boys. im a bit out of practice i guess

I haven't made it, I'm terribly insecure because of my mere ottermode body, moderate income and the fact that i have a pregnant girlfriend at 23 years old and I don't even want to be with her but will stay because of societal standards

I'm staying with her solely because I feel obligated to. She was a poor partner before but I continue'd to creampie her every night and now that she's pregnant I would be seen as the devil if I broke up 5 months into pregnancy

>don't judge me for getting a girl I hate being with pregnant and then proceeding to cheat on her before the child is even born

man oh man, just let Veeky Forums foster the kid, we'd probably be better parents to it than you would t b q h w y f a m a l a m

On my way to a wizard
Still 16 though not really scared

lol how to have a shit life in one step

IM SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED I CAN ONLY GET DATES WITH UGGOS AND FAT GIRLS REEEEE

>admitting to being underage
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODSSSSSSS

>Don't judge
that's woman speak user

>don't judge me for being a degenerate and using that as an excuse for more degenerate behavior

I have been discovered
Terminate me mods

Sigh.... i know this feel my brother

lmao u should have told her to get an abortion or the relationship was over. what a dumb fuck.

>fucking a 17yo cute girl who works next door to where I work
>innocent, blonde, petite, CUTEEE
>It's been 2 weeks and we're fucking like rabbits
>obsessed with me
>keeps asking when i'm going to ask her out properly
>go on dates
>spend money on her for Christmas presents
>Her mum loves me, played wii bowling with her init

I've made it, lads i've finally made it. A girl i'd be PROUD to call my girlfriend. But am I truly happy? Sorry to say lads, but sex will not solve your autistic lives. I mean sure it's made mine better, but I'm not really any happier i'm not concerned with how this will end rather than enjoying the now

>sex will not solve ur problems
>implying we dont already know this
>implying we dont tell ourselves different to make it hurt less
>implying we all aren't mere shells of men

u fookin tosser.

I have 6 kids and I'm only 29 so yea I'd say I'm good.

>ur around kids
>also a Veeky Forums poster

rip to those little angels.

How old are you?

how did u get to the point where you were fucking her, let alone going up and saying hello that must be the scariest part

Same thing happened to me. No fucking clue why.

If my ex was on top, I could last forever. With my current girl, I can barely make it 15min. Only thing I can think of is that my ex was loose as fuck?

>Had really good sex with this qt redhead
>We worked together at a clothes store
>Would fuck on our breaks and shit
>End up dating, things went really well
>Parents love me, her little brother thinks I'm the coolest and wants to be just like me when he's older
>Things got weird when she walked in on me fucking her dad tho.

I have a girl that wants me to get tested before we have sex. I have regular sex with a handful of others and based on statistics I'm sure I have HPV. Should I even bother?

>2 weeks

Oh boy, you're in for a shock in 3 months time.

I was going to say to ask to see hers first. But HPV is genital warts. Yeah nah mate, kill yourself.

Most people who carry it don't have warts

Just gonna leave this here. You guys have it.

Do it for yourself and have her get tested too.

>having sex
>not prepared to take responsibility for your actions

Sounds like your kid is gonna have a shitty childhood.

I've been masturbating since my teens with the infamous deathgrip+porn.

I stopped doing it around 3 months ago, and things are starting to get better. I can now come from thoughts, rather than gaping girls ansuses.

Only just last week, I nearly came from just vaginal penetration. I was pretty drunk though, so whiskey dick reared its ugly head just before I did.

Girls always thought my stamina was amazing. But inside, I felt so fucking shit about it all since I couldn't bust without me intervening and doing it my way.

No degenerate, your body contains within it the HP virus. Do the entire race a favor and kill yourself.

Yeah i thought that too,compensate PE with tongue.
So i became a god at it,making her come ten outta ten times.
She just became even hornier and even more excited afterwards,making her feel even more frustrated when i busted 3 strokes in.

kek hopefully it's a girl and then me and my gang get to plow and bareback her after she suffers daddy issues resulting from the breakdown of your sham of a marriage

>virgin
>fap while thinking about my waifu
>rapid progress in gains, i'm noob though
>stop fapping for 3 weeks
>all is good
>more and more, start thinking about about real women
>start fapping
>orgasm is shit
>feel like shit, gains have stagnated if not regressed

ew. i'm kind of glad i'm monogamous. it's cozy and i don't have to hide my autism, plus no aids to steal my gains

Bad

Struggle to get hard sometimes, and when I do I cum super quick with my gf.

Going to start cardio very soon. Will edging help too?

no sex in 2016 even though rejected a few offers because of borderline autistic behavior

>browsing Veeky Forums
>watching The Office
>girlfriend playing Pokemon
>banged on the couch
>multiple screaming orgasms
>clean up
>sit back down
>back on Veeky Forums

To all the dudes that are displaying early signs of erectile dysfunction: No fap is a fucking meme how many times do you need to hear it. All the fucking animal fats you eat clog your fucking arteries including the ones on your dick, hence the willy worries. Trust me, go vegan for a month and tell me im wrong. Faggot

gtfo v e g a n g a i n z, we know it's you

How are those delaying condoms?
Are they safe to use?

Yeah I guess we shouldn't slut shame you. How dare society criticize the actions of any of its members that is oppressive and hateful rhetoric. Also fuck Trump supporters!

>Fat going through your digestion system results in fat in your blood/arteries.
That's not even how it fucking works you god damn idiot. Go read a fucking book on how fat forms because it's a function of glycogen.

>tfw can't maintain boners cause alchoholic

Been vegan for 3 years, and my ED definitely got worse for a long while. I'm not blaming that on being vegan, rather I'm simply saying that going vegan didn't fix it at all.

Nofap, especially combined with Noporn, helped tons. I still don't constantly get rock hard at the drop of a hat like when I was 17, but as a 30 year old I definitely get better erections more often than when I was 28.

Nofap is not a meme. A vegan diet is great for a lot of things, but it's not going to cure ED for guys who need to cut down porn and fapping.

Pro tip guys don't date a squirter it's horrible

Don't let these dudes trick ya bro cheating is fine I do it often, they're all betas anyways being fine with one girl is impossible

HPV

Once I've banged a girl for a while everything is fine, but when it comes to first times the slightest bit of nervousness ruins my erection and I just look like a pillock stroking his semi-on desperately trying to stay hard.

23 and banged 3 girls, could have been 5 if I didn't have this problem.

DAE le god-emporer?

This.

I expected to feel guilty but I didn't really think anything of it. As long as you're discrete and make sure the girl you're banging knows you're not in it for the long haul you'll be fine.

Man the fuck up, you pussy.
You fucked a girl without being safe enough about it, made her the mother of your child, and kept her as a girlfriend.

If you are a man and not a kid, you've got responsibility here. Going around cheating is an abdication of that responsibility. Grow up and take care of the situation you've created.

As a black man, I especially hate this shit. If you are also black, you are perpetuating one of the worst stereotypes about us. If you are not black, you're acting like a nigger. Shape up.

I know that feel

>being fine with one girl is impossible
That's fine. Then don't be in a relationship. Or be in an open relationship.

There's plenty of girls who are dtf a well-built guy, and if you just wanna fuck plenty of girls, there's no need to be in a relationship. This is what teens should be doing, this is what young men who haven't reached a responsible stage in their life should be doing.
There's plenty of girls worth keeping around, who are fine with an open relationship. If you want to keep a special girl around, but you don't want to fully commit to her, this is what you should be doing.

But there's nothing more beta than having to promise some girl, "yeah, I'm your boyfriend. you're my one and only, and I need to offer you monogamy so you'll fuck me and stay with me," when it's not true. There's nothing more childish than having your word mean nothing. There's nothing more weak than being unable to extricate yourself from a position that requires social and moral obligations, but being unable to meet those obligations.

You wanna fuck girls? Go do it. Don't be a manipulative coward about it.

did you really just post a taco bell ad

Every time I am erect and especially after I ejaculate my testicles are intense pain. What should I do?

...umm maybe speak to a doctor

If I hit up 4 hookers a year (1 for each season), will that help:

1) Cure my autism with women in general because sex will become normal and I won't put women on a pedestal since it won't phase me as much

2) Make me feel like I'm not missing out on grills in my twenties

3) Prepare me for a future wife as I'll be confident in bed instead of autistic to the max

4) Make me somewhat more attractive socially as I'll have banged 9's, and I will know I can always just pay to get laid so women would have to make an effort to get with me (if they ever end up wanting to)

How did you land a 17 year old

no, no, no
4. definitely no

Literally this. 23 now and fucked 4 girls. Could have been 6 but my dick gets stupid nervous on first encounters. But if i manage to fuck im good the next time around.

M-MODS WHERE ARE YOU.

i had sex with a prostitute. one time is enough. you'll just see that sex is not so big and you're not missing out on much.

Aprt form that, you'll still be autistic, you'll still bluch when girls look at you, you will still imagine how life would be like with a random qts you see on your way to the gym.
And you will always >tfw no gf

Dick's totally dead after Fin, waiting for it to return back to life.

I don't even know.

Haven't had sex in years. I mean, jerking off it seems to work fine, but I just can't be arsed to pursue women. Mendokusai, user-sama.

found the nigger

They're literally just condoms that have some minor topical anesthetic to make your dick feel a little numb so you won't bust as fast

I got folliculitis (hair follicle infection) in my crotch, which is a bitch. Topical antibiotics doesn't help permanently, but I'm not overly eager to show my crotch to a doctor either.

>no morning wood
>erections only reach like 80% hardness on a good day
>have been unable to go more than like two days without fapping for a year or so
>don't even get a boner when fapping tho

someone fucking kill me

>read that jerking off to porn is bad
>even if I use my mind to jerk off I still feel like a fucking loser
>too ugly and aspie to get laid
>tried to meet up with people from tinder and /soc/ but they all bailed
>might find a hooker online, but too scared it might be a cop or the bitch might rob/kill me with her pimp
Lmao fuck my life, right?

>16
>On my way to a wizard
>16
>GTFO underage

How can i increase my sex drive?
It's so annoying, when I have no chance of pussy I feel horny and get hard constantly.
Chance comes along and suddenly I'm asexual and barely get hard.

>Haven't had sex in 8 months
>Had to move back in with parents
>Refuse to even meet fat Tinder sluts, let alone fuck them
>Meet qt, we date a few times, genuinely like her, don't bang because I didn't move fast enough
>Socially retarded and fuck it up.
>She leaves me hanging on 'If I'm out and drunk, I might send you a message'
>She doesn't message

>girl starts messaging me frequently
>me and my friends are out in town
>she is aswell with a friend who is my work friend
>meetup at club, dance and hookup
>take her back to hotel
>jumps into my bed wearing a g banger and one of my shirts
>autisticly rub her belly while shes asleep
Whats wrong with me fit