Wlak in kitchen

>wlak in kitchen
>see this
>"hey buddy, I just ate your PWO meal, you don't mind right?"
What do?

>proceed to tear off her underwear and bury my face in her butthole before creampie'ing and secretly hoping she gets pregnant

butterface

whoa...

Get out.

>fucking muffins/junkshit
>post work out
>or part of my diet at any point in my life


dumb bitch you just ate someone elses muffins.

proceed to break her neck and open her abdomen up and suck the gains out of her innards.

"I fucked your mother and she is a better lay"
>"b-but she's in a nursing home!?"
"Day pass, Bitch!"

Yeah, this. Except not pregnant, as I would want to repeat it every day.

It's not even funny how dumb she looks in that pose.

also
>implying I would ever eat fastfood crap like that

>woman
>in kitchen

>thats last time you have been eating my pwo meal you fat cow
>give me back my meal
>succ the butt
>give it now, its mine, miiiiiiiiine

>doesnt give back pwo meal through butt

>its out now, and never come back
>mfw fucking gains goblins everywhere

>Walk on Veeky Forums
>Roleplayers are still here
>Walk out
>Repeat every day

fpbp

underrated kek

half naked woman high on bath salts breaks into my house and proceeds to eat my food? call the police I guess.

She would bite my dick off probably.

Dropped before I even picked up. No sympathy for her. I'm '7,5x6 too, so it's not that.

what exactly was she looking for sympathy for?

>smile and tell her she doesn't have to apologize
>but she does have to eat this
>hand her a bowl of eggs

pic unrelated

>lookin pretty fit there buddy

dat forehead

dat fivehead

dat sixhead

>hand her a bowl of eggs
underrated kek

Call the police and send the coalburner to jail for home invasion. She probably learned how to break into houses from her nigger.

Back to /pol/

Suplex her into the corner of the bench.

"pshh, nothin' personal kid"

>I don't mind re-eating it when it comes out of your ass

Ya that's cool, you're buying me dinner tho

Any other Liverpool fans LMAOing at her for dating a player we sent to austria because he's shit

She has old lady face

British face*

REEEEEE

Bend her ass over the counter sna slam that shit

SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN

eat her ass to get some of those nutrients back

...Anonymous
12/15/16(Thu)22:20:05 No.39708045
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Kek

Roundhouse her in the gut, take back what's yours

You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

i wonder how it feels to be this attractive

Plow and impregnate, 9 months later receive dividends in the form of a healthy, nutritious child.

>Damnit woman, get back in the kitchen! Oh, wait...

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Feels like everyone wants to put things in your butt and face at all times

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Everything is possible in japan.

forehead gains

Do 360 and wlak right out.

you mean 270 degrees since you are walking in the OPPOSITE direction,

I bet you count the bar

Did I fucking say you could touch my food? Bitch get out, go make your own.

I think you mean 1080 and then re-enter the half pipe

"Who are you and what are you doing in my house"