I live in SJW nation aka swedenland. I know where to buy roids but I don't wanna do illegal shit since my life actually is in good order right now. But I have come up with an ingenious plan:
>legally register as a woman (remember I'm in SJWeden so this is possible) >go to doc >tell doc I'm a man identifying as a woman identifying as a man >I want to switch genders >tell him to give me sterons >if doc says no threaten to ruin his career by telling everyone he is opressing me, a transwoman >???
What do you think of my masterplan?
Juan Edwards
sounds plausible.
Pull through with it and report back, OP. Fortune favours the bold.
Daniel Bennett
Is your black bull not injecting enough cum in your ass to boost your testosterone?
>sweden yes
Thomas Reed
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Caleb Turner
>"Well user, as your doctor, I'll have to run some bloodwork to see what I can prescribe you."
>You: "Uhhh duhhhhhhh i am aktually a man huhuhhhuhuhuhuhu trik'd!! i rused u!"
Isaiah Davis
Nice ass. Whose is it?
Ryder Ward
dont be a pussy, its roids, not heroin. Order it online from S africa.
Camden Miller
Why are you not more concerned with spreading your seed and making more svens?
Thomas Hill
looks like charli xcx
Jonathan Edwards
Köp skiten online din fegis
Jose Rogers
Gyms have mandatory steroid testing iirc and if youre too big or muscular they test you. Like that guy that got arrested for being too muscular on the street.
Sorry you live in Sweden bro.
Move to grorious Nippon, steroids are legal to import and possess. Only narcotics are illegal.
Noah Morris
Vad kan du fixa och vart bor du?
Julian Cooper
As I said, I know where to buy it, I just don't want to do illegal shit. Can you even read? Jävla analfabet
I want to have one kid in every continent but I don't wanna take care of a fuckin kid.
If you have a prescription it doesn't matter if they test you
fixar på hb så i princip allt. skitsamma var jag bor.
Luis Ortiz
That's an ingenous way to play the system, but you should be careful about the consequences of doing that, for instance maybe the goverment targets you for anti suicide talks or makes you attend meetings or god knows what, anyways, Godspeed sweedbro.
Jace White
Hey then I can pick up those sexually voracious bipolar chicks easier.
If your balls shrink up it makes your dick look bigger. Turn every negative into a positive bro, CMON!!!!!!!!
Kayden Young
lol. This is literally so stupid but may work
Nicholas Roberts
I think you should be actually doing something with your gains and covertly removing kebab until we can liberate you OP.
Oliver Martinez
You can't just "get" steroids from doctors like that. They do bloodwork and examinations. You'll get found out. Actual trannys have their work cut out for them getting hormones. Though post results if you go through with it.
Austin Martinez
>I want to have one kid in every continent but I don't wanna take care of a fuckin kid.
that is my dream too, too bad it will be impossible to bail on illegitimate children because your every move will be tracked soon and compulsory DNA sequencing will be normal in upcoming decades, you will be raped for child support retroactively
Isaiah Perez
>tell doc I'm a man identifying as a woman identifying as a man
yeah that's not how it works
Aiden Ross
Bare bruk hushboard.biz , de shipper innenlands til Norge og Sverige
Juan Ramirez
Your life can't be very good if you want to risk press like that, just buy roids.
Angel Perez
So Latsbrah is 100% confirmed natty??
Easton Diaz
Hva er hushboard.biz? Noob her..
Adam Walker
Jag vet redan var man köper bola för tredje gången din norske analfabet, jag vill bara inte syssla med kriminella aktiviteter
Julian Gutierrez
lol sjw land, flytta från bondgården jävla lodis
Anthony Bell
>Sverige >inte SJWland >Vet inte att jag bor i en av Sveriges största städer >sär skrivning
Har inte du ett Fimöte du ska gå på?
Kevin Stewart
In Sweden if you look muscular the police can legally search your house and give you blood tests to make sure you aren't on steriods.
John Ramirez
nån svenne som vet ett tillförlitligt ställe att fixa roids?
Gavin Brooks
läs åtminstone igenom dom 10 sista posterna i tråden
Kevin Wilson
Ask your wife to share some of the high-test muslim cum she drinks on a daily basis.
Wyatt Cook
You need acting classes then. Even legit trannies take them to convince their doctors.
Charles Moore
>tfw trannies are officially classified as mentally ill in Sweden >tfw they have to accept it cause surgery and hormones would be expensive if it wasn't
Kayden Perez
saus
Jose White
Som att det du tänker göra inte kommer räknas som kriminellt? Bit i det sura äpplet och gör det olagligt, om du nu så gärna vill roida.
Thomas Hall
lmao good luck
Brandon Turner
Det här kan faktiskt funka. Och om doktorn vägrar så kan du bara kalla honom för en vit cis-man som måste kolla sina privilegier, det här kommer att göra honom så nervös över att förlora sitt jobb så att han kommer vara tvungen att ge dig lite Test-e
Bentley Adams
and if you are, what are they gonna do? suck your dick for gains?
Brayden Turner
Någon som vet om SARMs är lagliga i Sverige btw?
Ethan Bailey
Put you in prison obviously. Or at the very least fine you
Hudson Edwards
Well 2 years ago I would have told you that was the most fucking retarded plan I'd ever heard but nowadays. Well shit. Go for it.
Jaxson Sanders
Varför skulle det vara olagligt att identifiera sig som något annat än sitt biologiska kön? Gå och lägg dig snälla
Colton King
>Put you in prison for injecting hormones Yet our politicians pride themselves for having such an open, progressive, and liberal country.
Isaac Barnes
You will have to do mandatory community work lowering sexual frustration among male immigrants from Kongo.
Zachary Flores
Yea it's a real double standard. They give 13 year ols girls birth control pills (estrogen derivatives) so they can whore around but I can't even inject myself with some all natty T
Noah Reyes
I only want to microdose tren for a cycle, why is that such a horrible thing?