X-mas thread

Ho! Ho! Ho!

What do you want for Christmas, Veeky Forums?

A 5pl8 deadlift

For my crush to not give me one word texts and ending conversation sentences

k..

A handsome bf would do.

A husband

my own baahbell

A wife that's at least a 6

Why on earth is Santa didling 1pl8 with such a physique?

a qt gf to cuddle with

A gf

a purpose in life

Same

A noose

Gains

My First Cycle™ steroid kit with my very own big4u guru to pin my glutes and teach me how to leave humanity behind

Although I'd settle for a wrist roller

>This thread

yep, it's Veeky Forums all right

A gym membership would be nice.

A 10/10 girlfriend

a gf
lower body fat %

god i want to fuck that girl

especially if she's wearing that hat

-6% Body fat same weight.

i want a home gym

and i want sum fiber internet pls make it happen

Give me permanent 9% bodyfat

You hit the gym HARD while Santa eats gingerbread COOKIES and DLs BABYWEIGHT.
Santa STILL looks INFINITELY better than you because of his magically determined HEIGHT BEARD FRAME

>that shit weight
>those unsecured pl9s

A set of weights, thanks.

Decent gym in my town

Who is this erection perfection?

Safety squat bar
Hex bar
Getting both off santa keks

Steroids

4 gigs of ram

>Adidas Power Perfects
>Creatine
>Gf

A faithful, dark skinned, Veeky Forums, big booty qt with a STEM degree.

Also to get rid of these fucking dark circles under my eyes

an RX480 Nitro from Sapphire
oh, and two plate bench.

White Supremacy

a qt 3.14 gf

My girlfriend is buying me new chuck taylors and some sweatpants and some other stuff she's not telling me about. :)

>1pl8 deadlift
>plates wobbly as fuck, probably has to readjust them after every rep
>squatting in running shoes

FUCK, HAS Veeky Forums RUINED ME?