You've been drinking a gallon of milk a day? Boy, are you crazy?

>You've been drinking a gallon of milk a day? Boy, are you crazy?

>Why did you think it was a good idea to pick up 400 pounds off the ground?

>You take 4 scoops of this "mutant mass" to "leave humanity behind" because the wealthy piano told you to?

You know how I know you're not a doctor?
Because you're a _______

>You say you're going to them gym, but I noticed you have quite a bit of fat on you, and you don't have abs?
>Permabulk? What's a permabulk?

>It says here your only hobby is lifting?
>I'm sure you have other hobbies. You do right?

>You put "no" for sexually active. Oh well, happens to the best of us, it's just a bad luck streak, right?

sho sho gains goblings

>You squat skateboards because Scooby Doo told you to?

>cold showers?

STAHP DIS MEME!

>It says here you're drinking less than a gallon of milk a day

>sir, please stop calling me pajeet

DESIGNATED

>I'm very concerned about your bulging stomach, it appears your intestines have been grown by steroid abuse
>Sir, calling me a cookie cutter has nothing to do with this issue!

do you do the poo in loo?

Actually kek'd.

>This Mr. Rippletits told you to drink a gallon of milk a day? So that you could be a 200lb real man?

>"The bloodwork came back and it turns out your body is in what's called 'ketosis'. Now I know it sounds scary, but the nurse is coming with a glass of orange juice in just a second. Don't worry, just drink up and then I'll explain."

Kek

>tfw you forget to attach image

RRREEEEEEE

>You wrote here that you always "activate your almonds" before eating them?
>Care to explain user?

Boy is you crayyyyzeee?!?

>Sir, will you please stop calling me Pajeet

>its says here you use a pump because you're a "manlet", care to explain this?

>Go mad?
>Don't mind if I do!

nigger

>This Piano man, he told you to take how many scoops of protein powder?

>Please Mr. Blaha!
>I don't know anything about the protein powder secret empires!

>It says here that you're on a "no fap". What is that exactly?

Don't worry doc, I'm just about to break it ;)

is attempting to recreate Veeky Forums threads that were once funny really that fun to you guys

>replies-30
>posters-13

kys unfunny faggot op

DELET THIS

>Your son's test results came in. I'm sorry ma'am, but he has low testosterone.

;)

Ultimate kek, thanks user

>its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

you had one job user

>So your telling me you "isolate" biceps?!

This is pretty funny kek'd a few times.

> "yeah high-bar". >no user you have high blood pressure.

man i completly forgot about that one.

>You wrote here you are "gonna make it". Can you refer the meaning of this to me?
>And sir please stop calling me 'brah'

wow,you certainly are "ethnic" aren't you?

gotta fill that quota!


where the fuck do you get off calling me "boy" nigger bitch?

i get it

good for you.

GIB DAT BOY SUM MILK