My wife is about to hire a personal trainer...

>mfw i noticed she has a ring

OP is maybe not trolling

jesus she looks depressed. You're gonna get cucked and divorced so hard

Probably looking for something better.

Seriously just teach her yourself.

Don't worry, your wife is in good hands

Yep, sorry to have to break the news to you friend, but you're on the way out, she's looking to 'upgrade'. This is right up there with your wife wanting to get a boob job; they only do these 'self-improvement' things when they're bored with their husbandos. She wants a younger, hotter guy, not old-and-busted you. You may as well start getting ahead of the whole game now and start hitting the bars while she's at the gym banging the PT, and get some nice young club sluts with daddy issues to bang. Hope you have a prenup, or at least a good attorney.

CHAD gets a $5 HOT N READY PIZZA before POUNDING STACEY while YOU spend your time at the GYM lifting WEIGHTS.

Except that STACY can't take much POUNDING these days because she's got some MILEAGE on her now. xD

Damn op your wife is bangin. If I were a personal trainer of course I'd try and fuck her brains out. But really if shes hiring a personal trainer, it's your fault. Girl like that needs to have a guy who is fit or she's gonna stray. You should be taking her to the gym not some young dude twice as fit as you Jesus christ. You're gonna get cucked. And honestly I think it's too late for you user.

Chad gives it you your wife when SHE'S HOT N READY, while you spend FIVE DOLLARS on your muscle milk. Meanwhile, she MILKS HIS MUSCLE

OP here. Guys was all of that really necessary? I mean all of your rude comments? Like really? Seriously? Don't forget that there is an actual living human being on the other end of the computer who is reading your hurtful comments. Just something you might want to consider before you decide to send another rude message.

And honestly, if she gets fit she's gonna get 10x hotter. You should have spent more time working on your body and taking care of her than focusing on your job. Not trying to be a dick but really man.
Best thing you can do is get in shape and find a hot chick or get fit before she takes off.. you can't be salty at her for having standards either user, you need to take responsibility, you're the man.

>looking for solid advice on a Bavarian pretzel making forum
Never gonna make it op

Being anonymous allows raw truth to be told with zero repercussions. You knew this when you posted a picture of your hot wife and asked if you should be worried about a personal trainer. Don't play innocent. Grow a pair and man the fuck up.

Oh hey guise we hurt the OP's widdle FEELINGS! Let's all apologize to him before he starts to CRY!

Guess you could always try marriage counseling, OP. Usually doesn't work but at least the counselor will be able to point you towards divorced cuck support groups.

can I fuck your wife

Sorry OP, I didn't really mean it fuck you nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger dicks

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Be very worried

Train her yourself

>Almost 2017:
>Expecting Veeky Forums to be SUPPORTIVE and KIND
You must be new here. Welcome to the JUNGLE, FAGGOT.

Don't forget that there's an actual living, breathing himan being your wife is gonna have growing in her belly when her personal trainer shoots his chad juice deep into her while they laugh at you for ever thinking that she wanted to mate with you?

Nah j/k, in all seriousness tho, how is your marriage overall? Depending on your answer you may or may not need to be worried.

Man gtfo. Don't ever come to Veeky Forums and post personal pictures, then expect roses and kitties in return. Do you even know where you are?
>Now you do
Welcome to the chan!

Aw wassamatta OP, we strike some raw nerves? A little TOO close to the truth for you? TOP KEK
>somebodys' relationship isn't as good as he made himself believe it was

>Girl like that needs to have a guy who is fit or she's gonna stray
thank you, but i am both very fit & alpha (as you can see) so this isn't about me at all. it's about her and how she wishes to look better for me.

>Welcome to the JUNGLE, FAGGOT.
Unfathomable levels of cringe detected

Shut up newfag

You all got memed that wasnt OP it was me
>Heh nothing personnel kids

Well I can certainly see why she'd want to step out on you.

*****

OK let's get serious, here. OP, that's your parents, right? Are they getting divorced? Or did they ground you for a month for some too-edgy shit you did, and now you want everyone to make fun of them so you'll FEEL better? Is that what's going on?
>old faggot like that posting on Veeky Forums
LOL, no.

Your getting torn apart like a kleenex at a snot party right now
>implying people on Veeky Forums have feelings
Top Kekel

I've fucked a lot of other men's wives. I recognize the look.

The good news is this won't be the first time she's cheated.

While we're striking nerves and being a little too close to the truth, the personal trainer is STRIKING nerves in OP's wife's cervix and being A LITTLE TOO CLOSE to her WOMB

>implying we give a fuck
You post cringeworthy shit like that we're allowed to have fun with it whether it's true or not.

Double dubs == TRUTH

I was going to say something about "well she looks like you're fucked" but it ended up being more about draining whatever you can out of the joint bank account before she notices.

This guy kind of nailed it

>Posting a picture of your wife on the internet >and you do it here of all the places?

Enjoy seeing your wife in 40-yearolds down to fuck strangers adds.

how do i delete this thread?

what if hes a Skad?

Just type "delete" in the option and names box. Works like sage does.

delete

insecure jealousy is a bad idea in general. With that said, I'm an autistic fuck barely able to old a conversation and I would still try to smash.

Oh man...

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my god

Imma make your wife a meme

WASSUP MONEY MONEY MONEY

She'll be fine. Personal trainers pride themselves on their professionalism. Their reputation is everything.

put me in the screenshot

>falling for the bait

DELETE

"delete"

stop please man i beg you

She looks like a pornstar so she must be a slut. Beware

and here we find a virgin

Takes one to know one breski

D E L E T E

DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!

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I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

OH SHIT OP WHAT DID YOU DO

she dresses like that AFTER getting married? you should be more than worried lmao

it was me who was taking a photo. she was dressed this way for me. can we please let this thread die now?

don't forget Jin, the asian Chad

well thats a decent excuse i suppose

congrats on never feeling secure again though

ITT: Veeky Forums takes the bait.

if your wife asks to open up your marriage you should legally be allowed to beat her

she looks to be in her thirties, and reasonably in shape. why do you think she would need a PT for?

Holy shit

OP should move to Italy

thelocal.it/20161215/married-italians-might-no-longer-have-to-promise-to-be-faithful

MC Jin or Jin Kazama?

because she has never been in a gym and doesn't know anything about proper exercises and doesn't know how to use any of the gym machines etc

and she wants it because she wants to get in shape. while she is not fat, you can tell she is not actually fit.

shadow kankles

Women don't need to outsource motivation to a guru (no one does). Tell her to follow your commands. They just need to run and not eat more than 1650 calories. You should not be paying money for someone to repeat the same messages of encouragement and "change up" the workout. A because it causes self-command to atrophy and B because you're not meant to enjoy the social aspect of workout you are meant to enjoy the social aspect of the result.

If she suddenly wants muscles, look out, she wants control over her environment, you become an object.

If anyone has the reset button for humanity, now would be a good time to press it.

fit enough for me to fap to her desu, keep posting

Devil Jin

Kek

OP if you had worked out harder and sticked to that cut, this would not have happened.

In France, paternity tests are illegal unless the mother consents to it. France argues that men finding out that kids aren't theirs "damages the family"

Please tell me you're fucking with me.

google it

>assisted pullups

those sluts are never gonna make it. you have to go negatives -> 1/2 pullups -> pullups

I don't have a pepe angry enough for this.
I genuinely have no words, all I feel is a mixture of rage and disgust.
How did this happen?

find out of the PT
1. trains barbell movements
2. teaches her technique and programming
3. actually uses programming
4. doesnt jerk her off for money

I reacted the same way when I reaf the article. It's as if they're willing to let the people be betrayed, decieved and lives ruined, all under the guise of "everything is okay".

I did assisted pull ups for a bit. Just used the assisted machine and just gradually set the assisted weight lower, which was useful for a recovery fatty such as myself.

But I do agree though that for normal people, negatives are a better starting place. Because when you're 300 pounds, doesn't really matter and progressive overload for someone at that weight is significantly easier using an assist.

I lol'd

I honestly think this retard might be for real.

apparently clinics in Spain are making big bucks from french guys who take their tests there

Why thought? This is just evil. There is no logical reason that anyone would think this is a good idea. I want to say occam's razor and call them stupid, but I'm having a hard time believing the people behind this ere not just evil, full of hatred.

And if those guys get caught it's a 15000 Euro fine

you look fat and dress like shit. she actually looks out of your league

go away thread pls

"parenting is societal not biological".

"finding out the kid isn't his could hurt the family"