Tfw random grills start talking to you out of nowhere

>tfw random grills start talking to you out of nowhere

what the hell m8

You lucky duck!

things that never happened

Y-yeah op... Haha... Happens all the time

>tfw hs sloots ask to work out with you

First thoughts

> She probably wants me to buy something
> This is a prank and I'm gonna look like an idiot
> Stop staring at her cleavage
> She probably has a boyfriend
> Please protien farts, not now

well if you like her, you Keep talking and ask her out.
Dont be a beta, dont be a cuck.

And then you woke
>from your sleep

How dare she!

tfw you realize sjws were right about cat calling culture once you got fit

>"Problems"

tfw she will never cuck me with her 2 dyed blonde friends and 3 subhuman niggers

>girl walks towards you
>starts to wave and talk
>wave back and say hi
>as she gets close she looks at you confused
>tfw you realize she was waving and talking to someone behind you
>try play it off and pretend the same
>tfw there are no people in the direction she came from

Every since i got back in shape its been the same but its always fat and ugly girls.

I assume they have no shame so they go for it.

On a related note i used to shrug them off but now im just gonna start banging them to get to their attractive friends

>very late in a club
>just waiting for morning train, want to go home
>random girl sits next to me
>random girls literally rest her head in my lap
>about half an hour her friends sit next to us
I still dont know what did she mean by this.

>tfw this will never be an issue for me because of how aggressively average looking I am

Call the cops. She is raping you.

They all want the D!

>or maybe father for the Chad's kid

I know these feels

>aggressively average looking

hello me

>walking home after volunteer work
>girl in car drives by
>need a ride?
>hell yeah, way too hot out right now
>we chat for a few minutes as we drive down the street
>eventually get there and just get out

If she were more attractive, I would have asked for her number. Free ride though

First thoughts

>She's trying to scam me
>She's trying to sell me something
>She's getting payed to talk to people
>What do you want
>Leave me alone

>random girls talk to you all the time
>just want a qt guy to talk to me

Suffering

I look agressive, people always ask me if I'm angry. I scare little kids.

This is just the way my face is, leave me alone. ;n;

I'm a tall white dude and now that I'm getting fit, I get hit on by black women all the time

Not sure how to feel

Hi, have you heard of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints?

>she does it out of pity
>she stared at me because i probably look dumb
>i dont want to talk to these people because they probably dont want me to leave

I actually have a huge social circle and im probably considered a normal person but i cant stop thinking this way

REEEEEEEEE

They were drunk and you looked cozy.

this used to happen to me when i was like 10-14 when i was a really good looking kid. Doesnt really happen to me at 22 even now that im looking pretty good again. do girls this age just not approach guys?

Nah. As kids it's normal because there isn't much social structure yet.

Now it's more or less expected for the guy to approach. There are outliers of course, but they usually have a little bit of crazy in them to push out of the normal social boundaries.

>go out with a girl
>"oh no I accidentally opened my ex's snapchat message"
>ask her why she didn't remove him from her social media if she doesn't want to deal with him
>silence

Like what the fuck does she want me to do about it?

I don't understand women

because you have to one up the ex, its about the ego

>be at college bar in a bball jersey, gains on full show
>really hot bitch grabs my ass as I'm standing at the bar
>comes up to me with her friends, they're all really drunk
>she gives me a drink, I engage in shitty small talk, get her number, then bounce to find my friend

just one of my many failures

this past spring break I failed to initiate sex with a legitimate 10/10 hottest bitch on the cruise ship who was all over me for the entire week

I developed oneitis over the past year and it interfered with every aspect of my already poor game, never again

>girl asks to work in
>that's fine
>she pretty hot
>notice she is also pregnant
>don't say another word after that

>never again

yeah right

I don't understand. What was she expecting for me to say? "Stick my dick in your mouth and send him a selfie?"

yes

or if you wern't so autistic you'd make remark how people like to one up their ex after the relationship

>tfw high test goddess starts grinding on your dick in the club

I entered college with oneitis, finally lost it after freshman year, spent sophomore and junior year actually successful hooking up with chicks, got kind of bored/unsatisfied with it after the first semester of senior year, then there in the dark of winter met a girl that sent me back into the abyss of romantic fantasy (without much good reason, it's definitely my own irrationality), and it was on and off with her for months

I cut it off a few weeks ago as I'm not looking to bring it into 2017, I wasted so much time on a similar deal in high school

It's not worth chasing anyone, if you're going to date do it with a girl that's crazy about you and keeps you content, not one that aggravates your latent insecurity and jealousy

how did she look like OP?

Are you me

>tfw to intelligent to get a gf

>sjws were right about cat calling
About it being terrible or about missing it when they don't get it?

>girls don't show interest in him
Really sad, user.