ITT: Veeky Forums DLC, expansion packs, cut content and beta's

...

Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slovak_Soviet_Republic
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hospitaller_colonization_of_the_Americas
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_invasion_of_Manchuria
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colonization_attempts_by_Poland
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cortina_Troubles
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregor_MacGregor
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klein-Venedig
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Sweden
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Couronian_colonization_of_the_Americas
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brandenburger_Gold_Coast
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinland#L'Anse_aux_Meadows
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russo-Japanese_War
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Not much is known about the Cataline Conspiracy other than it happened and Cicero executed a bunch of people without due process because of it.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slovak_Soviet_Republic

>tfw vanilla Cold War is a drag
>tfw all the expansions make it worthwile

I like all the ones from the "proxy wars" series but the Space Race put it on a whole new level for me.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hospitaller_colonization_of_the_Americas

The Hospitaller colonization of the Americas occurred during a 14-year period in which the Knights Hospitaller (also known as the Knights of St. John or the Knights of Malta) possessed four Caribbean islands: Saint Christopher, Saint Martin, Saint Barthélemy, and Saint Croix.

The Knights' presence in the Caribbean grew out of their order's close relationship with the French nobility and the presence of many members in the Americas as French administrators. The key figure in their brief foray into colonization was Phillippe de Longvilliers de Poincy, who was both a Knight of Malta and governor of the French colonies in the Caribbean. Poincy convinced the Knights to purchase the islands from the bankrupt Compagnie des Îles de l'Amérique in 1651 and stayed to govern them until his death in 1660. During this time, the Order acted as proprietor of the islands, while the King of France continued to hold nominal sovereignty; however, Poincy ruled largely independent of them both. In 1665, the Hospitallers sold their rights in the islands to the new French West India Company, bringing their colonial project to an end.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_invasion_of_Manchuria

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colonization_attempts_by_Poland

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cortina_Troubles

Our man in Mongolia, lol.

That's wrong. By Cicero's own account, everyone knew about the Conspiracy

This is nice! Are there any other unkown nations that made colonization attemps and failed?

Scotland tried to colonize central America at one point

...

Omani empire sort of

Oman had a pretty good thing going on in east Africa for 200 years, and then the east African holdings broke away peacefully while still having a king related to the Omani royal family. Wouldn't really call that a failure.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregor_MacGregor

The definition of an absolute madman

>be Scottish nobleman and general in the British army
>have a long career in the Americas
>some tribal 'king' grants you 12,500 square miles of useless jungle wilderness in exchange for some rum and jewels
>go back to Britain and tell everyone that you're the 'Cazique' or leader of a beautiful and flourishing colony called 'Poyais'
>London aristocracy eats the story up and you become a celebrity
>start looking for investors and immigrants to your bullshit colony
>create a constitution, tricameral parliament, bank, currency, and uniformed military, honours system, landed titles, and a coat of arms for your non-existent colony
>nobles are literally offering up their entire estates to your non existent royal family
>King George IV sets up official diplomatic relations with your non existent colony
>your non existent government takes out massive loans with reputable London banks
>go to your native country of Scotland to recruit settlers to invest their life savings
>AYE, YE CAN TROOST ME LADDIE! I'M A FELLOW SCOT!
>hundreds of people from all walks of life sell everything they own and sail across the world to a non existent colony
>find nothing but dense jungle inhabited by a handful of natives
>sail along the coast looking for 'Poyais' but find nothing but harsh jungle
>set up camp and wait for the non-existent Poyaisian Royal Navy to pick them up, but nobody ever comes
>half of the people die of malaria and exposure before being rescued

I literally had no idea Hungary had a communist revolution until a couple months ago

Germany/Augsburg (then in the HRE) tried to colonize what's now Venezuela
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klein-Venedig

Sweden, at the height of their power in Europe, had a colony in Mid-Atlantic America
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Sweden

and my favourite, the Duchy of Courland (part of the PLC) ruled Tobago
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Couronian_colonization_of_the_Americas

I also like the brief moment when Spain tried to assert control of the Pacific Northwest, particularly the Canadian part (Vancouver Island). They did a lot of exploring so there's plenty of Spanish place names in this corner of the continent

Brandenburg/Prussia had a few colonies in Africa

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brandenburger_Gold_Coast

Vinland, the medieval Norse colony in Newfoundland.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinland#L'Anse_aux_Meadows

>tfw devs retconned old canon about natives buying livestock from norse settlers so they could justify their Mary Sue conquistadors with "muh plagues"

Truly amazing, thanks guys

Poland can't into America

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russo-Japanese_War

Polynesian trans-oceanic seafaring in outrigger canoes and their involvement in the Inca State