"Yo you wanna come over? We got pizza, music, movies, everyone's funny asf!"

>everyone's funny asf

>everyone's funny asf!

>tfw girl i like said she wants a puppy for christmas
>tfw looks she isnt going to get one
>tfw thinking about buying her a cute stuffed puppy

is that creepy?

>everyone's funny asf!

And i thought i was autismo.
Wow

>everyone is a funny assfuck

n-no homo

Well then, my friend, take a hint. Move on.

You're going to buy her a stuffed puppy?

I hope you mean a plush toy and not a fucking dead, preserved puppy.

are you really that retarded?

>had a small party with like five gym and regular friends today, one female
>we all ended up banging this girl while playing vidya and the like
>was a pretty great time during
>depressed and feel like a degenerate now that I'm home
>want to not be a degenerate but have no self control when faced with pleasure and youth in the moment

No, but im worried you are. Retard.

Nice. I would have only done that if i had gone first.

Dont like that sloppy seconds shit.

I thought that's what he meant as well

You're the retard.

>acting like you can choose

*tips fedora*

CHAD eats pizza etc etc

>feeling guilty for having fun

/pol/ not even once

You ARE a degenerate

Retarded niggershit!

I know you're absolutely right. It is bad for the soul and the western world.
But the thickness of the atmosphere and the roids can't be argued with.
This isn't even the most degenerate thing I've done.

As long as you feel guilty

The issue is that I will do it again
I cannot change, I am beyond hope

Why would you want to

Seems a bit gay to me, sitting there waiting for your turn while another guy fucks the girl in front of you

because it feels good, like drugs and games
We've all done this before, like the majority of attractive college students.

You're a lost cause it seems

KEK

i'm mad jelly apart from the possible stds, care to explain how it happened?

There is no great explanation.

>Everyone is hanging out
>pretty cute short-haired huge-assed female friend we all know
>Sexual tone creeps in, arousal in the air
>She says "not gonna lie, I'm really horny right now" in a laughing but clearly honest way
>eventually friend starts making out with her, she starts going down on him
>I take a risk, rip her jeans down, join in
>sexual activities proceed for the next several hours
>eventually we all go to the restaurant next door and leave her in bed, hang out and talk about stuff, oddly endearing moment
>go back, more sex, but less energetic
>We all agree that we're done, call it a night

why are you depressed about it? it sounds pretty alpha if a little cuckish. you can trade places with me being sexless for 8 months

Only creepy if you're ugly and/or have negative charisma.

I have bought many things for a girl that doesn't seem to like me and she was pretty excited about her christmas presents.

The only person who got to choose about sloppy seconds was your dad when he wanted to use tyrones sperms as lube you nigger.

I'm not even autistic but this is fucking disgusting, never mind the girl, have you no dignity?

>this is fucking disgusting,
I know.

>never mind the girl, have you no dignity?
No. I have an addiction.

Good goy

It's interesting how amongst low life people there is this parallel other society where shit like this happens, Kek.
Or maybe that's a USA tbing, who knows.

Just tell us was the girl white then we can wrap this up.

it's less creepy than buying her a real puppy, have you tried buying her a real puppy yet?

Feelin fit buddy?

>e thickness of the atmosphere and the roids can't be argued with.
then stop being a faggot and stop doing drugs.

>I have an addiction.
I didn't know being a huge faggot was addicting.

Since you post here, yes

>everyone's funny asf!

LOL imagine the day she marries an Omega provider and tells him she "doesn't feel" like having sex tonight

No, do it. Don't listen to these fags.

it is creepy if you are creepy.
You're creepy if you think you're creepy.
You think you're creepy if you ask us this.

Story time pls

That's fucking disgusting.

jej this

like a taxidermy one? or a plush one

she was native american

>inb4 rape allegations

And nothing of value was lost

TFW when doomed as a ugly manlet communter student

everyone here is so funny! please come

Motherfucker Pizza is the stuff that prevents me from suicide

[spoiler] I could really use a salmone right now...[/spoiler]

>implying "native American" in the current century.

So she was Jewish and/or White with 1/16 Cherokee heritage, allegedly?

>She says "not gonna lie, I'm really horny right now" in a laughing but clearly honest way

This was not her first gang bang. I guarantee it. It was already weird when she was the only chick at a complete sausage fest. Only possible excuse would be if she was someone's little sister or something. If not, certified slut just based on attending that all-male gathering by herself with no female backup.

was it not weird seeing other guys junk up close?I dont think I could get hard around another guy

kinda this, but at least this is not /r9km, if you have a body like Zyzz go ahead

Now this is a high level discussion

Is this an American thing?

>everyone's funny asf

Browse Veeky Forums a little more. You'll change.

> kek

>everyone's funny asf

Ya done goofed

COLONIZED

God is good.

lmao underrated

>everyone's funny asf

...

this isn't me. She's white. I can't believe the thread is still here.

Please give us some more details, I'm kekkin right now about this whole situation

Seconded

Does she likes you already? If not, don't bother.

Haha I can just pic op messaging on his phone, sweaty, cheeto covered in a dark corner trying to convince the girl to come over.

I can't believe there are Veeky Forumsizens who haven't had a similar experience before. Nobody has ever had some college gym slut want to get pounded by 3-4 swole and aesthetic guys at the same time? Even Arnold has a story of a gangbang in Gold's Gym.

>everyone's funny asf

>when you run into high school classmates after 5 years and they have their shit together while you're still struggling to find a full-time job

alright, tell us about YOUR wacky orgy story, user.

I am this feel

>everyone's funny asf!

>asf
i don't understand

He had a stroke

This is also not me. She was actually mixed. Latina and Italian, from what I can tell. I will ask her at the next party.

>when you haven't emotionally matured from your 20s and it feels like your life's been on pause so you're trying to get Veeky Forums again and go back to partying since that's where you left off but all your friends are married and their kids are like 8 years old already and you can't believe that much time has passed

Fuck off. None of these guys are real. I am the real OP. She is African American.

bitches love pizza

>"Yo you wanna come over? We got pizza, music, movies, everyone's funny asf!"
coded gangbang invite

Maybe if you didn't try to make it sound like you were advertising for a fucking Chuck E. Cheese it would have gotten a better response.

>everyone's funny asf

hahaha yea we've all done this hahaha
yea

>everyone's funny asf!