Tfw no gf to spend the holidays with

>tfw no gf to spend the holidays with

>'It's cuffing season!!!'
>implying I'll have to try to avoid getting into a relationship
>Implying lonely girls are throwing themselves at me
>Implying normies haven't constructed another term to disparage lonely autists like me

Plenty of thirsty girls at your local mall this time of year. If you're looking for women you can try church or an old people's home

So...I should go cold approaching girls at the mall?

no at the retirement communities

no gf to steal your gains!

Works 70% of the time for me.

I was dating 2 girls and broke up with both of them recently

Last night 1 of them was crying to me

Fucking christmas makes all the hos extra sad

and what do i say to these thirsty girls?

plz respond

>Hey there.
If they are window shopping, talk about what's in the window. Don't expect instant swooning... maybe. Depends if ya find a crazy one.

>tfw just found out my ex gf is unpleasured with her current boyfriend
>tfw she wants me to plow her during holidays
>feels kinda good

>tfw 2 gf's

> find a girl with a tramp stamp
> approach her
> involve yourself in what she's doing.
> Guage the mood
> go in for the kill
Or
> Walk away

Pretty simple senpai. None of my catches had much in common as far as conversation. Just found a group of sloots and went for it. The world is a big place though and to my knowledge I've never run into any of the ones that turned me down so far.

>tfw like a girl but dunno if she likes me

You can always ask

Well I was gonna ask her what her New Years plans were and if she says nothing or I dunno I'll tell her to go ice skating with me

If she broke up with you then you're /cucklyfe/ if you follow through

>tfw long distance relationship
>tfw not spending holidays together
>tfw don't care because don't like her anymore and she got fat
>tfw stuck in relationship and don't want to hurt her

fuck you turbo normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What if she tells you she has plans?

You can just ask her to come right away and she will tell you if she wants it or she is busy.

Call me whatever. But I still got 2 gf's and you do not.

>got a gf two days ago
>not happy just less unhappy now

Time right?

>TFW working in a prison on Christmas while my fiance is three hours away and all of my family are several states away

>asked a qt I like what she wants for Christmas
>She says nothing
>Translates to "nothing from me"

>feeling the pressure of having to give your gf a fun enough holiday and an awesome new year's

yeah been there done that, no thanks

>tfw got a gf just in time

>tfw no idea if she wants to be my gf

I know that feel. But check your bank account.Saving max dollars by not having one right now