What are you asking Santa for Christmas, Veeky Forums?

What are you asking Santa for Christmas, Veeky Forums?

why even ask this question on Veeky Forums ... hell, on Veeky Forums in general? The default answer is

>a gf

a bf

dont fucking test me

more gainz.
i want to squat 600 poons by the end of 2017

Seeing ponies outside /mlp/ always makes me happy.

what are you at now, at what bodyweigth?

and is it lowbar and/or belted?

For my ex to want me back

First holiday season without her in 6 years ;_;

I want the secret to attracting and understanding women

They're like children.. treat them like you are their dad

...

No, you don't fucking test me.

Yes, they are like children but i want the secret to attracting them aswell
They do a very good job of finding one guy when they are around 13 and then replacing him every few years and never being single so how does one break into the cycle

or what?

A girlfriend

or alternatively

I want AS MUCH TREN, HGH, INSULIN, AND ALL THE OTHER SHIT YOU CAN POSSIBLY FIT INTO THAT FUCKING BAG YOU FAT SHIT.

- Love Jacob

To stop procrastinating on everything.

Lifting and getting pussy 9s going pretty swell though, thanks.

For all the lardasses and newfags to leave this board. It won't happen, but oh well.

Im with you senpai.

Cant even ask for advice or have discussions about lifting/food because you never know if the guy writing it is a DYEL or fatass who watched 1 youtube video from Elliot Hulse and think they know everything there is to know about it.

Sweet release of death

A job and the motivation to actually start lifting.

I just want my genetically defective heart not to fail while working out or running, thanks santa.

Contentment

Some friends and/or a gf.

dubs are u me

Deer gf

A woman. Not fit-related but it's what I want...

This achievable natty?

I want that 10/10 girl from high school that had a crush on me but I was to autistic to realize it to come back into my life

money for new car
gf
FOR MY FUCKING GYM TO BE OPEN

Now that I spent all of last year getting Veeky Forums and am now attractive, I want a gf. I've been seeing one girl and have been talking a lot to another I think I like better so we'll see what happens

already have a gf so adidas powerlifts, protein powder, and some supps.

already got the first 2 tonight.

>tfw my gf bought me mk-677 for xmas
it's nice to have a gf that doesn't burgle gains.

Please let me reach lmao 2plates bench press soon

Achievable natty, walk 4 hours a day around the house and do 3x 12 repa of whatever your body needs improving. Can get away with working out twice a week.

What's the story on the Vash tattoo
Are you related to Matt Vasher

spooky

I'm a mafioso that likes to troll. And the Vash reminds me to never kill in sacreilege

Quads confirm other forces

Also Mucus on your face for Asthetics.