Tfw like a girl

> two page letter
*cringe*

can you paste it on here for us to read? just censor names etc

ask her??? or make a move?? are we still in fucking middle school my dude?

Yea, after I found out people pretty much laughed behind my back and called me a dick, over confident prick and generally I made people feel bad about themselves when they couldn't solve something on their own at work they had to come to me, and i have a 100% success rate with my cases as I work harder than most and I know my skillset. The issue with working in America and being a corporate fag/wagie the people you work with eventually end up not liking you for many reasons and it kind of sucks and fucked with my self esteem. the word around the office was i was a dick, yea i knew everything but i was a dick about it because i knew and everyone else pretty much knows if there is a p1 issue, hit up annon

I have eventually learned to just not care anymore, and fuck their insecurity for not being great

>tfw like a girl
>get rejected
>try to at least maintain friendship and get over her
>get drunk and send her rant about going for her if I can't get over her
>get rejected again
>she stops talking to me
Pretty sad about it lads...

Got a new punch bag though so gonna just beat the frustration away.

Dear ****,
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Love user

This is Veeky Forums.

Women fucking love cocky mate. You are likely just unattractive sorry

>email

Pls post the letter user.

>tfw in almost the exact situation except i haven't told her yet

guess ill just tuck that away

bloody pathetic m8

are you balding with a high forehead ? she doesnt like u if so

are you balding with a short forehead? ok, she might like you but you gotta be charming

are you..not balding at all and even have good hair? what are you even waiting for yes, at the very least she will have lunch with you if you just ask already!

user don't.
Rejection isn't that bad honestly.
It stings but you grow from it.

Fuck this is Veeky Forums we should know this better than anyone: you do not gain anything without hurting.
Remember how hard you push yourself to one day make it.

Just tell the girl.
You either get rejected and grow as a person or you win.
But you can't win if you don't play.

>sending bishes emails

this ain't 1997 nigga

Oh we had already gone out a few times, and she cut it off once I told her I'm not very religious, but "still want to be friends" etc. So she still comes into the coffee shop I work at (where we met) and hangs out all the time and it just makes me realize how I still like her. I don't want to tell her because she told me how much she enjoys the shop and would hate it if things got weird between us.

Shit hurts brah.

>like girl
>send her a double text to make up a joke
>doesnt respond
>ask her a question
>she replies with 2 words after my 3 double lined text messages
>been waiting for her to send something back so maybe i could start talking again without seeming desperate

>bang oneitis from college since the summer
>she doesnt want to date and i know she is banging other dudes too
>okay find new girl. she is great
>she wants to date and do all that shit
>oneitis comes back into the picture we bang 2 weeks ago
>cant get over oneitis

Back to the start of being pulled around.

Feels bad.

she's not coming in for the coffee m8

Shit man. Sorry to hear that.
By the sounds of things you have good taste in women.

How long have you been trying to get over her?

>tfw I sent that stupid rant on Christmas
I think I have Veeky Forumsism

user drop her.

a thousand times this

Yeah she is, bitches love coffee... And also male friends they've explicitly rejected that they know(hope) won't make a move

I wish user

She's the fucking sweetest thing desu, and about 2 months now, we were going out on dates for about a month but since she still comes constantly I don't seem to have time away to fucking deal with it, as dumb as that sounds.

Is your name Chad?

Nah I understand completely user.
Have you got any good bros irl? Hell family workd too.

If so Id suggest a lads only camping trip.
A couple of days can change a lot.

Kek here's your (you)

Luckily I will be taking a camping trip next weekend, and I'm looking forward to exactly what you said...

Thanks for being a kind person user, hope the new year treats you well.

>lads only camping trip

Not at all user.
We all have hard times. The good times come later. Just need to work for them.

Yes.
You go to the woods, hike, relax, set up a fire, and drink under the stars sharing stories.

fuck i did this too when i was in high school
except i gave her a drawing of a rose (she was the artistic type. i guess she thought l the autistic type tho)

>think a girl likes me
>I'm gay
>tfw

sounds really gay

it wasn't actually that autistic. we were in a long distance relationship for about a year so letter writing was not unexpected. I bet the rose you drew was nice ;^)

>tfw sure that girl likes me
>tfw i wont see her until next semester but im not sure if i should add her on facebook and talk to her there because her friend added me a week ago
what do i do boys

only if is invited

Add her and message her hey before she accepts

awww poor baby, you had sex with a girl and she doesnt want to date, so you easy got another girl, fuck her right away, she wants to date you, then you find your other girl and fuck her again? must be so hard for you

i swear to fucking christ, the stuff you people cry about on here is un fucking believable

>tfw a girl is flying across the country for NYE to stay with me
>all signs point to this being good but i can't shake my beta past

what does this accomplish, sorry im autismo btw

>email

hes fucking with you this would come off as desperate. what you need to do is send her several full body nudes via email

oh that makes sense. in my case, gave her the drawing before i moved schools. thanks, i thought it was too. wish i took a picture of it, it was probably one of my best drawings

> tfw love my gf
> tfw she loves me back
feels good man

> received this letter in my desk in high school, probably sophomore or junior year so I was like 15-16
> never opened it, forgot about it
> 24 year old kissless Virgin now
> found in my desk at home last year and opened it
> see this

Never got another note, never found out who sent it :(

>dunno if she likes me back

if you have to ask, the answer is either:

at best: yes, but you're too clueless to figure it out and you'll end up missing your chance

at worst: no

she seems retarded, you dodged a bullet

yea ill give this a shot, its a yes/no at this point

>write back
>anonymous

To whom were you supposed to write?

>"anonymous"
you really did dodge a bullet user. could have been a prank or some shit. i knew i wrote shit like this when i was a cheeky cunt in high school, just to fuck with kids i didn't like

No homo.

exactly why i know it was just some trolling cunt

oh and by the way, this was also the only semblance of possible interest a girl has ever shown in me in my life.

Are you autismo or ugly?

>oneitis sends me snaps every now and then
>she always makes excuses everytime I try to ask her out

both. im ugly as fucking hell but also a weird autist

it sucks because i know how studly the guys on fit are. i feel so out of place.

there was a valentine program at my high school where you could buy a gift for someone anonymously. i got one but the person never came forward. assume it was a pity gift.

Then fucking get Veeky Forums you self pitying turbo nigger.
Self improvement NOW.

You can get laid later.

>pretty girl at my workplace
>always happen to be sitting near her, occasionally get to talk to her but it's never me initiating the conversation nor is it ever anything not work related
>too afraid to even try talking to her because I think she'd take my ugly ass trying to talk to her as some sort of personal affront

Feels bad being such a loser

Figure this is as good as any thread
>milf coworker talking to me
>She goes to reach for my arm/shoulder by stops
why?

calling myself ugly as fuck is self pity? you asked a fucking question and i answered it

>i know this handwriting
>its anons!
>look he even signed it

>he thinks sleeping with girls must mean that everything is amazing in life

people are complicated. just because you have sex doesnt mean life is perfect, and in fact its often worse because

>not emailing sloots on your blackberry
how else are they supposed to know your a serious business guy?

>tfw not good enough at my job to be a confident, arrogant prick.

Maybe one day I'll be good. Just gotta get more XP.

> >tfw like a girl
> >get rejected
See, you should have quit there. If you walked away you would have kept your dignity and possibly attracted her because you were able to move on. Believe me, an old guy, there's very little use for female friends, ever. Especially cute ones. Your best bet for female friends are family, ugly chicks, and married chicks.

>tfw had a girl I really like that liked me alot as well
>nothing like any girl ive seen
>the greatest girl ive ever met by far. Like something out of my dreams.
>I thought wow I finally found the one
>we had a goofy smile on our faces whenever we was together.
>i never got along with anybody as much as i did with her

>my mental illness(voices in my head, bipolar, multiple personalities, vivid day dreams, anxiety and pretty much everything else) pushed her away. She never knew why I acted a certain way one night but it fucked everything up.

Why? Why was I born this way? I already lost all my friends due to my problems why do I have to lose her too? Why couldnt I have been born normal?

Im going to end up dying of old age in a mental hostipal, in a strapped jacket zombified by whatever drugs they are going to inject me with. Doc said I will be that fucked up in a few more years maybe even sooner. Im mean whats the fucking point anymore? No amount of lifting or fucking motivational quotes can change this. I tried my best my whole life all for fucking nothing.

Sorry guys im not going to make it.

nice

Jesus dude. That sucks. I feel for ya.

> tfw really love busting nuts on girls faces
> tfw starting new relationship with girl who loves facials
2017 couldn't be brighter bros

Take my advice, Don't do it

People prefer a comfortable approach, if you eventually start noticing you are better than most of them and you are the go to guy in the office try to not listen to your ego, it will fuck you up. Being confident to the point where you are a dick and doing the work they can't will eventually make people jealous, and saying haters will hate in the office wont work,

>tfw like a girl
>shes just found out about party culture
>no doubt she'll turn into a whore like the rest of them
this happens everytime, w-why

I guess I just wanted to be dicks to the higher ups who think they know everything but don't and to lazy, stupid people who don't hardly carry their own weight.

“A key point to bear in mind: The value of attentiveness varies in proportion to its object. You’re better off not giving the small things more time than they deserve.” — Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

its over

>liked a girl
>she initially didnt like me back
>now does
>she's moving interstate in less than a month

I'm all about getting blowjobs and giving facials. The girl I started to date don't even do blowjobs. And I think she's too thicc for my taste anyways so I wonder how to wrap it up without a drama.

> tfw you are old enough that you no longer fall in love with bitches like a retard anymore
> tfw never have a broken heart and enjoy life just banging hotties

fucking this.

>like a girl
>talk to her before exams
>get nervous, start spouting random shit like an autismo
>all the stuff I'm saying is all about me and sounds like I'm gloating like a smug fuck
>conversation dies out

fuck me

>tfw

Bro bro bro... Thicc but doesn't give head? That doesn't make any sense. Fat girls give the best head. That's what they are known for.

Keep doing hints that is what you want. Maybe she catches you watching porn with facials or something. Maybe you can compromise on jerking off while she opens her mouth and then coming on yourself. But at least make it well known your want that. That way it's an easier breakup because to her its simple incompatible sex tastes. And it's not weird in case your bros find out from her running her mouth.

how come everyone on fit either has a girlfriend or is just having sex with endless "hot girls"?

>like a girl
>remember she posted lyrics from a song as her status a couple of years back
>buy a guitar
>learn the 4 or 5 chords in the song
>record me shittily singing and playing the song after only a month or so of buying the guitar
>send her the recording for her birthday
>"oh, um, thanks?

dude just go for it,, I like someone went after her she shut me down and i cried. I know now and I'm moving on. :) I'm glad i did it.

Idk man I'm confident as fuck, bordering on cocky, and people flock to me, even people that I know talk shit about me kiss my ass.

I think the key is genuinely not caring or taking it personal when you know people talk shit.

>write her a two page letter
>two page
>two

i'm so sorry. at least I feel less autistic in comparison now

walk away,

Not him but if a girl turns me down I usually just ignore her. I'm not exaggerating when I say literally every girl I've had this happen with has tried to get me to ask them out again at a later time. Girls are fuckin weird