You're at the club when Thad slaps your gf's ass and calls her a sloot

What do? Be aware you're most likely a manlet and he's 6'2 with CHAD genetics

>implying i'm not 6'2 CHAD 1/2/3/4 first day in the gym mode

Wonder what drugs I'm on that would alter my mind so much to the point where I am imagining a fictional TV show character slap my nonexistent girlfriends ass

Give back his pocket pussy and he'll leave me alone.

Give him an oil change in the bathroom quick

Dudes, about 3 years ago, this show single fucking handedly got me over my awful break up. Fucking 10/10.

I studied PUA so I would talk circles around him and he would leave the club in shame

Now that I think about it he was the chaddiest chad of all types of chad tv characters.

>walk closer to him
>"h-hey man i dont want any problems"
>is his face at arms length?
>put any one of ur fingers through his eye socket
>extra points for both eyes
>if u fail just throw ur weak punches and take the ass whooping, he probably won't do that much damage to u anyway

Just stick a finger in his asshole to do the trick

>going to club with your gf
how fucking retarded you have to be

which one of you assholes just stuck his finger in my asshole?

* THAD

This. My gf goes to the club without me.

HOW ABOUT I JERK YOU OFF?

...

best part is when I get to babysit my wife's son while she is clubbing

Slap his ass back, obviously

>I studied PUA
>*tips fedora*

You wanna know how I know you're a beta bitch boy?

Is the little fellow chill to hang with?
I had a relationship with a single mom for a few months untill she turned full psycho. Her 7 year old was a really fun kid and I literally found the dude a benefit in the relationship.

hook, line and sinker.

Meet me at any club in the world and i would pull a million more numbers than you.
I don't even need an opener