Girls are a meme

don't even joke about that
I legit have it and it's the worst shit.

Not everyone has to follow the LifeScript™, do whatever makes you happy m8. If you feel happy and content alone then be alone. If you don't want kids then don't get them. If you follow the script everyone expects you to follow you'll probably end up a miserable cunt hating your life.

Same here. I just need to escape auschwitz so that I can get girls like i did at college and not worry about needing a GF for sex

Guys I downloaded Tinder like earlier in the year but then when I tried to log in again it says I need to make a Facebook or some shit

All this viral marketing

for tinder? think so?

yeah

Not op but also rugger, #12

You're a faggot

Absolutely not.

Those "tfw first sip of the day monster" posts are marketing

>talk to different girls i meet on fb/tinder for weeks even months
>they always call me babe and send cute pics
>they end up canceling plans every time we make them
>this happens almost every week

what am i doing wrong?

>talk to different girls i meet on fb/tinder for weeks even months
>for weeks and months

You´re not supposed to be talking to them for months on end you autist

Ever heard of the 3/2/1 rule?

You have 3 messages to seal a date with a new match or she´s /on to the next one/.

Then you´re supposed to have that date to take place within 2 days of that interaction and the 1 signals the fact that you must fuck her on that first date or at least make out i.e. fuck on the first date.

You will not find a gf material on tinder, thats why the 1 rule exists.

FUCK THEM FOR ME, user!

>ghost them all

teach me your ways

>Get around 10 matches on tinder within first day
>Convo with each one dies after a few messages

Fug :DDDD

broke up with my girlfriend because all i want to do is play vidya and watch my japanimations.

I usually just say "hey I've gotta call it a night here, but I've enjoyed chatting. maybe we can grab a drink sometime?" when I sense things dying down.

Sex / Your sanity
Pick one

>get better companionship from friends
>can fuck without being in a relationship
>have to invest time, money and energy into relationships

is there any good reason to be in a relationship other than wanting to start a family?

Make a second facebook account, upload ur pics, make the tinder account, then set it to private.

breathing is a meme
I swear, stop that shit

Literally autism

You are a beta fag. Constant attention? Drop what u r doin to see her? You dont do that.

Yes

Yeah, I don't do that, it sucked, so I stopped. Retard.

>female friend of friends want to date me
>feel like they want something more serious than I can provide
>don't want to hurt anyone so just kind of avoid the subject
>friends say I'm blowing it
>she's really hot, but can't really into anything that feels forced

>drop everything to spend time with them
>being this retarded

My girlfriend wanted to start lifting with me, so I've been taking her with me. And she understands that I have work to do, so she doesn't make me drop everything unless it's an emergency.
All it takes is to work your girlfriend into your routine.

It's called hyperbole, guys, relax.

You are the retard. You arent suppoused to do that in a relationship.

>calls other people retarded
>has the reading comprehension of a four year old
>spells like one too

I was juzt trying to help the autist, sorry if i rustled your jimmies.

I guess we are not all gonna make it.

>fuck, how many buzzwords can I fit into one post

inb4 "I was just pretending to be retarded"

>meet a girl
>she becomes my gf
>sex is great, bj are amazing
>fall in love
>be happy with gf, building a happy relationship with her

Dankest meme ever OP

>be single
>crave intimacy
>date people
>crave space
>stop dating people
Repeat forever (and maybe you'll get lucky and meet 'the one')

>met with cute girl on tinder and hangout for the day
>we both have a good conversation but i dont feel i hit it off as well as i shouldve
>i accept defeat and say i had fun and it was nice meeting her
>she asks if we can hang again after the holidays
>i tell her yeah
>i get a little excited cause she may be interested
> she sends literally one message after that and doesnt respond again
What happened? Why did she ask if we coule hang again if she was gonna do this?

> tfw 10000/0/0

She probably tought you were not interested.

There are countless possible answers. If you really want to know, just ask her.
Otherwise just assume fickle/busy/forgot/lost interest/likes leading people on/etc and move on
If it keeps happening, maybe get a hobby or job that allows you to be social with both men and women. Good luck bb

>hook up with various girls i meet outside (easy because i live in the city)
>meet girl i really like
>we date
>still want to fuck other girls

I've planted the idea of her hooking up with another girl into her head and she seems to be warming up to it. Otherwise I'm not sure what to do.

>I workout everyday
>Trying to get below 10% bf, (currently 15)
>I shower everyday and groom.
>Dress well
But...
>5'9
>Acne.
>Wetback skin
>Big eyes and eye lashes.
>Dimoles.
>Huge fucking head, even with 50in shoulders.
>Small hands and feet.
>4/10 face
>Big nose.
>Weird voice.

Why use tinder if all other dudes are better looking? Not willing to settle for some landwhale.

be more spontaneous and weird - after all you will probably never contact them again

Kek post a pic Sylvester

I mean i double texted her just in case she didnt get my text and nothing

>fuck on the first date
>wanting to fuck girls who are that big of whores tht they will fuck a random guy they texted 3 lines with on the first date

hilariously desperate man

well since youre clearly such a stud and fuck girls "easily" im sure you can probably have a 3, 4, even 5 way

I'm pretty autismo, but when you live in a city with multiple millions of people you can meet lots of girls.

fucked 7 girls raw this month (5 were black, 1 white, 1 hispanic)

pretty sure i got hiv, fucking kill me rn brehs

Lul didn't expect this shitty thread to kinda blow up.

I'm doing it for the first time at my school's club team because people have suggested it and I find it interesting.

I'm expecting to play flanker, number 8, or a sightly bigger wing. Any tips?

what's wrong with girls fucking on the first date you misogynist fuck

It's actually pretty hard to get HIV from a girl, but if you did, consider donating to these guys:
riderinstitute.org/pages/donate-to-draco-antiviral-research

Supposedly they're working on a cure for all viruses.

If you fuck a guy or girl mere hours after meeting them, you're a whore, male or female

If a girl will fuck on the first date, imagine how many other guys she has been with

If a guy tries to fuck on the first date, imagine how many sluts he has been with where he thinks that's okay to try

All you're going to get is circle jerk here, but no it isn't failure.

Grab a fwb and you're all set.

what's wrong with being a whore? virgin fuck

t. bitter kissless virgin

>I mean i double texted her just in case she didnt get my text and nothing

are the fit alpha males out again?

Just people with sex lives.

Video games is for kids and losers.

fucking same senpai. All of those, then broke up with her abruptly. She was upset and I seemed fine. But now a month later the loneliness set in and im very depressed and thinking about her a lot. Just the thought of having to go through all the beginning stuff again with someone else stresses me out and turns me off from trying. I had just got to that comfortable stage with her which was nice, even though I knew I had no choice but to end it soon

She was visibly upset because she was in tune with her emotions. You need to learn to understand when you are experiencing emotions.

This sounds scary like me. I'm not sure what you mean by small hands and feet though. But I don't think I'm as groomed as you.

This.
Only guys who would get mad about what other people do is if they are jealous.

Im not sure whats wrong with me. I barely show emotion and hold everything in. She was a sweet nice girl and I realize that. But I didnt see a future in our relationship and this only would have been worse way down the line

I thought getting a nice cute gf would set my mind right and make me normal/confident/happy. Apparently not

Easy DZs

>ugly as sin
>25 year old kissless virgin
>wish i could try to use tinder to find girls
>no friends so even if one did magically find me decent looking, none of them will even match me because i wont have group pictures
>can't post pictures of my huge penis on there and try to get a size queen to deflower me

>gf who I wanted to marry left me after almost five years
>told me our relationship wasn't what she wanted
>kind of want to fuck random sluts, but can't be bothered to make the effort to see or do anything
>find the idea of fucking a non virgin disgusting
>at 22 I realize that the only way I'll find a virgin is if I rob the cradle and groom a high schooler
>don't want to end up in jail or have my heart broken again so don't want to bother
>considering just going full hermit like the last four generations of my family have

I hate having sexual desire to be honest. Fuck modern women. Fuck the sexual revolution. Fuck the age of consent being 18.

>Video games is
>Has the audacity to call others losers

what frat are you in

You need to be happy with yourself before you can be happy with someone else.

Other than your pedo leanings, iktf bro. My gf left me after 4 years, we road tripped across the US, travelled the world, I was going to marry her. She moved thousands of miles away, I don't know what I did to scare her so far off. She's with this tall handsome Chad now. Actually fuck it I agree with you, I wouldn't mind a cute eager 17 year old or something.

you're the guy. you're expected to initiate contact and move things forward

>gf who I wanted to marry left me after almost five years

Love can be cold bro. Just focus on yourself for a while until you're ready to get back out there. "Build it and they will come"

Five years seems like a long time to throw away a relationship, but you started dating at age 17. 17->22 is a huge difference in life goals. You're both different people, or at least you should be.

It's not marketing you've just never experienced the first sip of the day™

dude... why would you drop what you're doing to give some chick attn?

that's not how u girlfriend, buddy. no wonder it sucked lmao

>EASY DZ DON'T SAY NO!

B-but i texted her again. Besides, if she can't respond then that probably shows that she isn't very interested.

>tfw only get matches with fatties

>could get so much ass it isn't funny
>all through high school that is all I was concerned about, but graduated only having sex once, and that was senior year
>at 24 slept with 6 girls in a less than a month
>Now all of a sudden I'd rather sext on snapchat or kik, and just do my own thing

I just wonder if this is like a want what you don't have thing. Being a whore is so mentally complicated...

That happens to me but in real life.
All the girls who want me are fat. Guess I just need to lift more.

>tfw too autistic to make moves on them
>met up 3+ times and haven't even gone for a kiss
>slowly losing constant contact "i wanna see you" texts stop coming in
>mfw

OMG ur so speshul

>Guess I just need to lift more.
Believe me, this will make the fat girls more aggressive

>gf pays for herself
>she actually buys me shit sometimes
>she never gets in the way of my plans or wants
>have made it clear to her if she attempts to I will drop her
>puts out whenever I want

Y'all find terrible mates.

I'm in the same situation because I genuinely enjoy being alone, but it's a double edged sword: the longer you avoid social situations the harder it will be to connect with other people. Networking is important in life and seeing other people's perspectives on things is useful to widen your horizons and grow as a person.
I try to meet new people not because otherwise "lol ur a loser", but because I understand the value and potential of socialisation and also because leaving your comfort zone makes you better.
I usually take one or two days a week to completely isolate and spend some time with myself

...

yall motherfuckers need to find women who can entertain themselves. Ya know when you found the right girl when you both agree that your company is enough.

>hitting the gym to prepare for the upcoming rugby season

what position do you play and what's your routine? as a back i'm just doing pretty much vanilla sl 5x5 with loads of cardio on off days, but I don't think I can keep that up for preseason

Yes, people have sex. Some more than others and here you seem to belong to the "others" category.
Don't get me wrong, I don't use the number of sexual partners to measure people, but it's stupid to be so bitter about it