You wake up in Boogie's body

>you wake up in Boogie's body

What do you do?

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Take a dump.
Shower.
Eat.
Repeat.

Starve myself for 90 days, would legit loose 50kgs

Be glad that now I have a qt wife

Use my YouTube fortune to pay Olivia Wilde to lick my feet

eat less and hope its not too late

>not paying to lick her feet

Why the fuck it looks like he has a giant vagina

kill myself immediately

>build a home gym with "my" money

Be happier because even though I'd have to start over losing weight and lose more, I'd probably have the money for surgery after.

yep

Never be asthetic. Lose all the weight, have loose skin... get surgery... scars. GG.

Wire my real self 6 figures and exercise enough to go back to sleep.

squeeze into my car somehow

drive 110mph on the freeway until I hit a semi and blow up into a ball of fire
I hope it's painful

Take the .45 out of the top of my drawer that I've been thinking about using and finally get the balls to do it.


Not even trying to be edge there is no way that boogie can be asthetic at this point even if he lost all the weight and had surgery for the skin, he'll be covered in stretch marks forever.

GGNORE

do you think he tries to have sex with his wife?

Probably he talked about gettin sum alot when he was single.

But how..? I mean how would that even work? There's so much fat there that at most he'd probably only be able to get a 1/2 cm in and that's assuming he's hung like a horse. If he's only average or less than average he ain't getting shit.

Use my YouTube account to show how much weight I loose by dieting alone , then the dropped weight will allow to jog or do shit that impacts the knee, going outside with a go pro and so on

Then with all that YouTube money from enablers and haters alike I use it to pay for my loose skin surgery and bam, success

No. It's been established that he is a legit cuck and that his wife fucks other guys. They have an open relationship, but really it's just his wife that has other boyfriends. He cannot physically have sex, but can jack off (somehow) watching his cutie wife get fucked.

Since I don't have to waste my time working anymore, I'll start to lose weight, live the NEET life and fuck my wife

this guy doesn't even have a dick, she is burning coal on the side and waiting for this fat fuck to die so she can collect a fat paycheck

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stop cultivating and start harvesting

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none of that has been established

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that's not how it works you fucking faggot

Denial is the first stage to acceptance

>yep
>GG

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which part, the one that he doesn't have a dick or the part that women get horny as men do and want to fuck?

let's not sugarcoat it, the only thing this fat fuck can do is finger her and probably have the workout of his life or eat her which i guess he doesn't do because it doesn't contain any calories.

>im not insecure guys
>even if
>even if
>guys I swear im not insecure

kek

>buy the store's entire supply of vitamins and nutritional supplements
>throw away all food
>watch TV for a year trying to move as much as I can

Jesus christ I'm laughing so hard

That sleep apnea mask to the left on the bed.

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Jusus christ. The more I learn of boogie the weirder it gets.

who the fuck is this fat motherfucker?

Same thing I do every day

Have breakfast

Hit the gym

youtube.com/watch?v=yYT67u5qUPw

I would go to a doctor and say somehow I just gained around 200 lbs overnight

Make money off of interviews and studies to determine WTF happened

Use money for massive lipo and cosmetic surgery

While I'm at it, just make BF% lower than it was before boogie-mode

Make some side cash for interviews for awhile, then buy a gun and if it happens again, I done

He's a video game video blogger. He has a pretty large fan-base, mostly because he actually has a funny character that he plays called Francis.

youtube.com/watch?v=1u8HQNG9k2s

His character throws temper tantrums and is funny because most people are actually laughing at him, not with him. He acts like many fat fucks usually act - selfish, obnoxious, and unable to accept any situation that affects them negatively.

He makes a decent amount of youtube money for these videos and his gaming videos.

He explains in a video why he is so fat; supposedly because of terrible abuse growing up by his mother. He poo-poos any advice people give him about his weight issues.

He also caught the ire of Trump supporters because he didn't want his health care changed. When people said he could become healthy by not filling his fat fucking face all the time, he got upset.

Some one should edit pic related with this pic of Boogie as the ambulocetus mode

go into a year long fasting.
take the necessary supplements like potassium and vitamin tablets.
shit in every 40-50 days.
televise and stream it.
lost half of the weight and get rich over broadcast.

>Empty house of food
>Subsist on nothing but my own mountainous blubber stores, multivitamins, and water
>Light cardio everyday
>Repeat until Chadmode (or close to, whatever)
>Have excess skin removed
>Cash in on shekels by writing a book, appearing on TV, and giving public talks about weight loss and my "incredible transformation"

>He acts like many fat fucks usually act - selfish, obnoxious, and unable to accept any situation that affects them negatively.
seems like his normal character is the same. keep crying and blaming others

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Order a shitload of junk food and eat it. He already left humanity behind so much it's impossibru to go back, might as well enjoy eating himself into an early grave.

perfect

I stop eating so much because i dont have deep seated psychological problems or a craving for junk food then i use my youtube monies to pay for skin surgery and use my platform to inspire other landwhales. Its a race against diabeetus though at this point.

To get out of his mode, and to get a semblance of anything that resembles normal hormones, it would take about 5 to 6 years. I would definitely make it as I already went from obese (though not as hard as him) into skinny mode, into skinny muscle modo.

But shit, at least my fat was somewhat new when I started. At his stage, most of his fat wont be activated to compensate for a caloric deficit. He is a hospital case that needs to be monitored if he wants to become normal within a 10 year time frame.

He'd have to go full mmafag and cover himself in shitty tattoos
Protip: all tattoos are shitty

Start running 20 minutes every day. I'll be damn if i let anything stop me from running my daily 2 miles

this motherfucking got PRESCRIBED test and didn't make any significant gains

he's too far gone

Don't forget your legs are fucked at this point

>all tattoos are shitty

Your insecurities are barking my man
Plenty of aesthetic tats out there

And ur dissing my zyzz

Lose weight

get with a team of doctors to figure out a fasting plan

i figure it'd take 5-10 years to look "normal" again in clothes. Might have to get surgery for all the skin. Probably would never look good with a shirt off or in shorts

Tats are degenerate, bruh.

'Degenerate' is so overused

Who cares what someone puts on their body, into their bodies, who they fuck?
You know how many people would call Veeky Forums degenerate for using roids, obsessing over body image, gay shit and feels posting?

Live is short and brutal. As long as someone is doing something that doesn't affect anyone else, I couldn't care less.

get on a diet. Raise money for lose skin operation. Squat and oats. In 5 years I would look normal

confirmed for having a tattoo you regret

Boogie cant walk anymore?

would you actually die from starvation???

I don't know but saw the necrosis pics, looked pretty nasty

kill myself beacuse I promised myself I would never weigh more than 280lbs

Probably take an OD of painkillers and die, I can't imagine the pain this fat fucking cunt is in from day to day basis. Amusingly, it is self-inflicted, so why not just go all the way and kill yourself boogie?

I kill myself.

I don't think you'd make it 20 minutes in that body.

The only logical option is to eat nothing for like two months until you're able to actually walk.

Lose tons of weight, get ripped, sell supplements and become one of those cringy fat-to-fit inspirational social media figures. Start a Boogiefitness channel to make more youtube shekels and whore myself out and make even more money than he currently does.

this tbqh. ive always wanted to die by overdosing on opiates but i value my life too much.

>her gay BFF

Excellent question OP.

I would FAST.

First and foremost I would start with a water fast as long as possible for unitial stretch.

I would do this with medical supervision, I would be willing to take essentials vitamin and mineral supplements and to be monitored.

I would exercise if at all possible, however possible.

Long term fasting has actually been studied before. We know the effects. Good chance it would be the best thing in such circumstances.

One added benefit is the stomach organ will literally shrink, and thus has a long term appetite supression effect.

I'm willing to bet all health markers would dramatically improve.


If able to stand up, I would simply use a chair to do chair bodyweight squats, once able to do them at least.

Until I could walk I would do band cable exercises with my arms.

Once able to walk I would do LISS cardio frequently. Probably purchase a home treadmill, being he has lots of money.

Once down to 300ish I would expect my mobility to be good enough to start lifting.

Then I would add food back in, in controlled amounts. 2000 calories daily, high fiber, high nutritional quality. Some meats, but lots of beans, brown rice, vegetables. Spices and herbs for flavor. Moderate salts. Desert would be fruit. Basic diet based around health.

Continue this process until I look like I'm wearing a bag of elephant skin.

Then of course loose skin removal surgeries.

Then finally lots of tattoos to cover scars.

I might even have a leather maker turn my old skin into a leather jacket. That way I could say "I'm still comfortable in my own skin".

>just lost 115 lbs
>get put in this body
fuck i just want to eat a damn double whopper with cheese now i got to keep doing my diet for another 2 years

Nope. He wouldn't die. In fact, he would THRIVE.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2495396/

So basically, he does a Cartman impersonation? And makes money at it?

His ED entry says he draws sick brony porn. Its that true?

Zyzz is a dead loser

Go bCk to reddit querr

>The patient was ambulant and attending as an out-patient.
Bullshit this guy was fasting consistently for 382 days, he would be dead.

At the very least he'd need a bit of protein and fat just to replenish amino acids.

Throw myself off the highest building i can fit in.

No, you zero data to make that claim.

The guy was living off of his fat.

You do NOT need nearly as much protein as you think, especially if you aren't lifting weights. His muscle probably shrank a little bit, but was worth it in the end.

Essentially he was in a high calorie environment where his body was utilizing his excess fat for its energy needs.

The last thing he needed was more dietary fat.

The more bodyfat you have the less essential dietary fat becomes.

Nobody who ever starved to death still looked fat by the time they died.

Fasting isn't as dangerous as you think, especially if you're obese.

Never going to make it

Nah that's fucking bullshit. They are called essential amino acids for a reason bro.

You need to obtain them from your diet or all kinds of shit goes wrong. I'll admit carbs and fat might be satisfied by catabolism for a long while.

But that person in your "study" was lying. If you don't eat anything for a year all kinds of shit will go wrong and eventually you will die, no question.

>is boogie a fucking cuck?

Nope questioning it.

You can survive a long time with nutritional difficiencies.

This doesn't mean indefinitely, but a guy the size of boogie could go a whole year.

Also, if medically supervised he could be suplemented the bare essentials if he came back dangerously low on a test.

With exercise added in he might even drop the first 200 lbs in less than a year, and be possible to switch him over to a low calorie diet.

The idea behind fasting in his body us that it is the absolute best way to jump start the process.

Lots of things normalize fasted, including increasing insulin sensitivitt and other things that have been fucked by the non-stop supply of excess calories.

Get his body normalized at first by getting it used to utilizing his own fat stores for energy.

Also, fasting how powerful anti-inflammatory benefits, blood pressure reduction etc...

His leptin response could reset. He would become less sensitive to grehlin. Both positives.

The shrinking of his stomach would have obvious benefits.

By the time a substantial amount of weight has been lost he would be healthy enough to start real exercise and could be put on a low calorie, high fiber, nutrient dense plan.

So why is there no verified case of a person ever going without food for more than 45 days?

If it was that easy you'd have fat fucks setting fasting world records every other week.

It's because every time someone claims to have gone 6 months or a year without food they are LYING.

Anytime anybody actually tries a total fast under 24/7 supervision they never last more than 2 months, period.

And that Indian guy that claims to have not eaten for 10 years is full of shit. He has a stash of muesli bars somewhere.

>So why is there no verified case of a person ever going without food for more than 45 days?
What is concentration camps during ww2

Make youtube bucks by saying I'll work out, don't do it because it requires effort, and then whine about it to my fans.

Also can't stop drinking soda, that's just too hard.

They died m8, are you arguing against yourself now?

because he's fat

They took more than 45 days you idiot, and they weren't even 550 pounds at the start

They were given food as well you retard, albeit not much.

Show me a verified example of someone lasting more than 45 days on no food at all.
>I can't
Didn't think so.

Someone presents data you don't like.

You call it a lie.

Then you claim no data exists.

Are you in a fucking cult?

The reason tons of fat fucks don't start their weight loss with an extended fast is because idiot like you tell them it will kill them, even when it's medically supervised.

>Someone presents data you don't like.
What data?

Some questionable study from 40 years ago of an unsupervised fat fuck who lied about fasting for a year?

Why doesn't this guy hold the world record for longest fast? Because he was lying. Fat people lie about how much they eat all the time.

Regular Fasting is a useful tool for weight loss. Doesn't gotta be a year or six months, but he could regularly have non-eating days in his weeks and it would help.

kms

Hope to god the chair I'm on has an extended warranty and take my nitro pills

Completely different argument. I agree intermittent fasting can work.

But this guy is claiming you can live without eating at all for a whole year just off your own fat, and that's just bullshit.