Female Veeky Forums

ITT we act as if the majority of Veeky Forums users were women

>5'4 master race reporting in

for real dude is this photoshopped?

My vagina is wet. What do.

it has to be, but i cant tell looks unreal tho.. if, its very well done

post girldicc

no. she is bulking up for new kick-ass sequel

MY PERIOD HURTS

>2016-16+16
>not having a dog

lmao tiny chad dick can go fuck himself my ficking dog is such a god boy fucking massive dick in me

>5'4 master race
Womanlets, when will they learn?

This is now a high est thread. Post REAL thicc muscle men only

*posts babyfaced ottermode*

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guys at the gym don't look at me any more and all I do is snap selfies in the mirror

occasionally I'll take one with a guy who is just standing around and make fun of him on snapchat.

why are they not paying attention to me anymore?

>5'4
Good for getting pumped and dumped maybe. You think guys want manlet babies?

What breed is the best? Wanna try desu.

Lelelelel

I've been doing SS for 6 months and my boobs are now draped over the top of my stomach, should I stop drinking my own milk?

honestly just buy a horse now that i think of it havent had dog in like forever kinda just lost him lelelel
horse d is al i can think of now kinda hurts though hihihi

Even fitizen pretending to be girls makes me horny. I'm at an all time low.

>Drinking your milk instead of not being pregnant

shiggydiggy

babies are gainz killers.

I know you chose 5'4 because you are some 5'7 manlet

How should I be lifting until I can do 0.125/0.25/0.5/1 ?

At least 2 years natty

should only take 2 to 3 years natty.

This goes straight to r/Veeky Forums xD

even as a chick you'd still be a midget. LMAO.

OMG so yesterday Jacklyn was really annoying at the hair salon. She was like "OMG CHAD IS SO HOWT" ..... not like she didn't knew I'M TOTALLY INTO CHAD. That stupid bitch, lets mock her for the rest of her life and brand her as an inferior human. xoxo

Umm, you're really fucking dumb Alicia.

how dare you after I allowed you to use my dress for the wedding of your brother. I'm really sad right now Emily.

Rate my routine
3X5 bending over in yoga pants
2X8 Hip thrusters with 10lb weight
3X6 selfie
1X2 sucking off Chad in parking lot

Sounds like you could use a glass of wine ;^)

Kek

Forget the hip thrusters and just ride Chad cowgirl. Same exercise, but a lot more fun ;)

>0.125/0.25/0.5/1

fucking lost

awwwwww

cant even remember the last time ive seen a girl thats not in the 5's or shorter.

This is a sad and pathetic thread screaminh virginity and bitterness.

>t. real roastie

aww looks like someone has her red days :3

Lel Thanks for proving my point fag

This. Riding Chad is a compound exercise and should be your top priority. Isolations won't get you anywhere.

>no fun allowed
>you're gay if you want to lols

>t. fit roastie

I'm 5'4 and I'm a guy

Just broke 375 on my squat.

hahaha

just make an end to this.

If you like roleplaying as woman you are either

>Fat or a virgin
>A Fag
>Retarded
>14 years old

>huur I only like super serious Chads

fucking roasties

t.woman

>tfw dyel bitches doing hammy whammies in front of the selfie mats

Sis...
Can you ever satisfy a man like that withou a 10" deep vagoo?

jeez man, calm down. You really need to masturbate the frustration out of your mind or just leave this thread.

chuckeld

>tfw girls unironically lift this for years to end

mfw

>be me
>go to gym
>go to squat rack
>load up 1pl8
>guys stare at me as usual because they cant even squat this much
>do my set
>some ugly dyel was mirin my squat and deadlift form

Im thinking about new fingernail paint

How much gallons of soda can she curl and for how many reps

shes a big girl

kik

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My hands get awfully calloused after doing stiff legged diddlies because all the bars in my gym are knurled for some reason. Does anyone have tips on how to not ruin my hands while diddlying? Should I get gloves or straps, both? I've seen guys use chalk when they do diddlies but it looks messy.

EWW CHALK!!! uhm how about like no??? Listen sister, just use some gloves from Macy's and you'll be good. Trust me on this ;) :3

Womanlet.

7'1" 42G Mistressrace here.

Is this achievable natty?

>2016
>doing deadlifts
girl this is the year of one legged squats in the assisted dip machine, you will get so bulky from using barbells!!

Also, I've noticed that I'm developing a bit of vascularity. Is that a bad thing for a woman to be vascular?

>PEOPLE THINK THINGS ARE FUNNY BUT I DONT THINK THEYRE FUNNY
>HURR UR ALL LOSERS

>mfw you even bothered to post

Whiteknight in cuck armor detected
You're a Cody -Chad in beta form

Go spoon with your whore gf and watch Netflix while she text Chad and Jamal to run train you fuckin Cody

Chosing my top for tomorrow. What color is agreed for wednesdays?

Army Green?
Aspargus Green?
Emerald Green?
Fern Green?
Forest Green?
Moss green?
Mint green?
Sea green?

underrated

First actual female post in thread probably.

>tfw no girthy BBC inside me

I can deadlift 60lbs guys =]

amiifityet

Tell me about it. Chalk should be banned from gyms desu. I once got some on my yoga pants because one of the guys had been careless with it. Took me ages to clean them.

xoxo

I did 4 sets of 15 reps of 1kg dumbell curls and 3 sets of 10 reps of 10kg kettle squats today ;)
#gettingbig #fitlife #strongwoman #gainz #biceps #watchout #bigbutt #betterfitthanthick #gym

Daily reminder that guys love women in She-Hulk mode

>Wearing a cute outfit today while doing leg day (is there any other day!?)
>Yoga pants + pink Nike workout shirt (fall 2016) and matching shoes/hat
>guy friend who I keep around cause he likes me but I'm afraid to tell him I don't like him because I like having friends is taking an instagram picture for me
>extended out
>SOME JERK asks if I usually work out at that gym
>"Uh excuse me, I have a boyfriend" (I don't)
>He gets all awkward and says he was just curious if I was a regular
>"Yeah regularly I don't talk to guys like you"
>CHAD walks in as I'm saying that
>"but like, if you were to ask me if I was a regular I guess I shouldn't be so mad" and I said it loud enough for him to hear
>CHAD never talks to me

What the fuck girls?

shoop, right?