Why do fat people think drinking water with whole fruit in it will make then skinny?

Why do fat people think drinking water with whole fruit in it will make then skinny?

I claim the orange/blueberry one

Drinking plain water is hard, user.

Fuck, I wanted that one

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infused water is delicious FUCK OFF

rolling for cucumber lime

Rolling for lime rasp

Sounds hydrating and refreshing af desu that is a better use of cucumber and lime for me than actually chewing and eating the damn things

Usually they only drink used oil, so drinking plain water is hard.

Rell

Lime-Raspberry GET

Rollin

Rollin
Whichever one I get will be how I drink water for all of 2017

Wow, the lime and raspberry one looks good. I never gave a thought about putting fruit in my cup of water.

I hope people aren't dumb enough to fall for that, but it's a fun way to have water since you get the aroma of fruit with your plain water. It's a nice taste.

You'd be surprised what some people believe

My mom believes everything she sees on youtube. For some fucking reason she refuses to believe anything I tell her. I've never been a liar.

Any time someone argues with me about diet or fitness, i say, "i have a six pack and you don't. Believe want you want"

Usually triggers family members, coworkers, etc., but don't give a fuck

plz no cucumbers or citrus

damn jews rigging these posts

Similar story

>At work
>boss and her daughter mirin
>"Hey, user, how do you get so fit?"
>tell them the truth
>"Well, it's a combination of healthy eating and regular excercise"
>they look at each other and laugh
>"Yeah right, no one actually does that!"
>mfw they eat candy for dinner and drink red bull religiously

Mirin' Blackberries + Oranges