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>face covered in acne
>cardio shot to shit
>got an std from a random hookup
man, steroids sure made my life better

what the fuck is that OP picture?

Is it supposed to be funny or what

he browses and unironically screencaps /b/, what do you expect exactly

Cap answer your emails dammit!

>questioning the mighty rick paganini
>confirmed for never gonna make it

I know right?

What does your routine look like ESTP? When you escorted did you ever fist a mans anus until it was wrecked?

Can you inject b-12 sub q?

yes

Is it normal for it to burn like a motherfucker while injecting? HGH doesn't burn at all.

yes
no

Shit, should I get a different kind of b-12? I bought 1000 mg shots with a little bit of other vitamins thrown in there. I read that oral intake of B-12 is pretty much useless.

Trying to grow taller, 18 years old manlet here. I am taking 4 UI HGH every day for 5 months already and grow around 1cm every day (around 2 inches in total already).

B-12 should help me grow right? Or should I just stop taking it?

Any other suggestions?

1 cm every month*

Dick gains are great too.

Oral b12 is legit little buddy. You only need to take a large dose I take 6mg whereas most supps are 15-25mcg (so I am taking 6000mcg). You need the massive dosages when taking it orally - I just had my bloods tested and my b12 was at the upper limit.

Oral b12 isn't legit, your body absorbs the first 5 or 10 mcg very well and the rest it ignores. I have read a lot on oral B-12 and it seems to be a scam, you're supposed to hold it under your tongue so your body absorbs it better but even then it's not that efficient. I have 10000 mcg pills of b12.

That's why I want to inject it, because you have a 80-90% absorbtion rate when injected so a weekly injection of 1000 mcg is more than enough.

>would it not go off after 18 months?
I don't understand the question. Do you mean the gear going bad?

Weird question to ask in /fraud/, but if you had 2 months off and loads of $$$, but getting AS is harder than walking around unnoticed with a turban, what'd you do to bulk as hard as possible?

yeah would the test not lose its potency after being stored in solution for 18 months?

Pharma growth or generic?

The sting from the b12 is probably whatever solvents and preservatives they use.

HGH

Nutrabol

Osterine

I think it would be ok. If I remember right, I've heard that about two years is the limit (somebody confirm or deny, please). You just have to store it properly.

It won't spoil. But the older or is the less effective it will be.

I'm not sure what the expiration date of test is.

They put 2 years from manufacture to expiration for pharma test.

which is kinda arbitrary desu, had a batch work as intended after 3yrs and another go fucky after one and a half

>but why do you store your test for so long in the first place, user?
supply and demand, hypothetical young newfriend asking such, supply and demand

also stupidly long cruises but that’s not the point here kek

Still not sure what I should be doing though (I'm ). Any suggestions, /fraud/? I doubt there's a way to bring the cost down, but I'm open to ideas.

You don't need a pct if you're cruising/TRT. You sound like you don't know what you're doing anyways so I'd figure that out first.

Today my blast gear and minoxidil arrived at the same TIME

THATS A SIGN FROM ALLAH that i need a beard and more gains. He talked to me via this signal.

fucking crazy brehs. ME CHAD IS GONNA BE BIGGER AND HAVE BEARD.

who's stopping me now, faggots

The PCT is "just in case". I don't want to have to come off for something (no idea what, but who knows) without any backup plan.

you still just gonna blast test?

>Trying to grow taller, 18 years old manlet here. I am taking 4 UI HGH every day for 5 months already and grow around 1cm every day (around 2 inches in total already).
Nice

Take some AI with it too for maximum height gains. I've seen some studies saying that the HGH+AI combo is better than HGH alone (look it up).

How do you get/afford HGH at your age? If your parents gave you the idea/funds then props to them. How tall are you now?

Brehs can someone school me on SARMs? I found a local connect for it and it's fairly cheap. Swears it is the bee's knees but I can't find any legitimate progress logs, everything seems to be promo bullshit for some affiliate marketing scam.

Please elaborate on the dick gains. I’m kinda hung myself so I don’t really care but I want to know if the hgh users I know who brag about dem meatpole gainz are overplaying it, scientific curiosity if you will.

Its still fairly new so there isnt alot about it yet

>I'm kinda hung myself
Sure you are buddy.

A beard only will hide your jaw.
Also if you are not blessed with beard genetics,the beard you'll grow with minoxidil will be patchy and bushy as fuck,its not worth it bre.

I'm a pussy who afraid of needles and honestly just wants to be able to build muscle while I cut. Would low doses of andriol help or would it be a waste of time/money/natty card

You probably won't need pct, or ai at try doses. It's probably a good idea to have then on hand.

Even the 380 you were thinking about isn't that bad for more then a year's worth. It's cubes it to being a little over 30 bucks a month.

I spend more on protein then I do in roids.

>would it be a waste of time/money/natty card
Yes. Pin or don't fraud.

Yeah, it's not that much money, I'm just not sure if I have the safety net needed. Still trying to figure it out.

Hmm. I wonder what the chinaman writes on his packages because my mailman is Chinese and reads them every time and I can't figure out what the fuck they say.

secret chinese things

Not trying to brag. It’s no porn level shlong by far but enough for me not to abuse hgh for that reason kek

If you were hung,you wouldnt chase after these shit.

Starting a cycle of Ostarine (MK-2866). I intend to dose at 15mg ED for 6 weeks. Even though a PCT may not be necessary, I would like to be prepared with an AI in the case of test suppression. Can anyone recommend an AI, what dosage to run it at and when?

Probably. "super hormone powder, china #1". I'm pretty pissed I missed the delivery because apparently my doorbell is semi-broken and I was taking a shit so I never noticed.

How was your Christmas?

I'm pretty big. But it's easy to fall for the dick size meme.

I legit spent hundreds on pills, lotions, pumps and a penis extender.

I should elaborate that I'm a natty who's too lazy to do enough research to get into real roids. pls respond

It really is, seems like guys are never happy with their size including myself. Statistically mine is big, but fuck if I don't wish I had another 1-2" in length and 1 in girth.

pics or we'll never believe you, no homo

Lol i know. I've been told it's "big" and "huge" a lot.

But it's like lifting, why settle for big when you want to be freakishly oversized. Lol

Only to be seen irl bby.

Honestly I don't even know why I want a bigger dick except to have a bigger dick. My brain is weird man.

ai doesnt help test suppression

learn about things before you squirt them inside your body

Not him, but I've had decent success so far with 2 months jelqing w/ thunders newbie routine. 2 days on, 1 day off

haven't measured length but I've definitely noticed a change in girth, especially on the shaft behind my glans

I do a pinch rather than OK grip, no complications so far with ED or discomfort

soaking my dick in really warm/hot water prior seemed to reduce my sensitivity which is the only annoying thing so far, but i'd rather not risk injury

Nigger I’m just curious if the claims of dick gains are scientifically relevant. I’m neither going to ask people I sell to nor random fags from the gym about their peckers, but with an anonymous user on a brazilian schnitzel carving bulletin I have no issue heh

>jelqing unironically
>not pinning dangerous amounts of hgh for cock gains

never gonna make it

soo expensive, I've thought about peptides but since the goal is to lightly damage the inner tissues and have them recover, peptides might prevent some of the damage from occuring and slow the process

if I ever pull a brick and dont care about the circumference of my waist i'd probably give it go just for the fuck of it

Yes. Only test is needed to get big.

>patchy
Not according to many results.

I am just gonna try it, see what it does. You gotta try anything in life, so you have a lot a thing of regret about later in life. That's my motto

Yeah. I saw improvement on penis exercises to. I just don't have the time to spend about an hour a day exercising with my dick. Lol

I try to keep my sessions to just 15 minutes, but they probably end up 20-30mins easy

i just lay down and listen to music while thinking about abstract shit because im a neet

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I used minoxidil myself, went from mr shitty moustache and chin scruff to 'That beard really suits you'.

>my muscles aren't big enough
>My beard is too patchy
>My cock is only 8 inches

We really are /insecurity/ general. Lol

>an hour a day
I do, but I dont jelq huehue

in my defense my dick is only 5.5" on a good day

wish jelqing helped more with length its starting to look like a mini baseball bat reeeeeeeeee

they don’t prevent it they usually speed up recovery

So 2017 will be a beard, money and more gains for me. You faggots have no goals in life, you have to set goals in life.

Leave everything behind, not even humanity. The whole fucking galaxy will be behind

Progress pics? I just want a trimmed beard

like pic related is perfect

What is the purpose of life if you already have achieved everything you want? The most fun and exciting moment is that moment when you live up to the thing you want to achieve. The progress.

Shh.

You put it all over your neck I assume?

so she can jerk herself off while jerking you off????????

will roids help me get girls? I need a six pack, right?

>TFW haven't been told my dick is huge since college.
>TFW 6.5 length don't know girth

Now I just get told it's perfectly big enough. I hit most girl's cervix's if I'm not careful or go balls deep, but it's curved just enough to slam the g spot in most positions you normally can't.

I guess the fact I'm a manlet makes a slightly above average dick look huge, too. Life is good for an inch above national average, now why couldn't I be an inch above national average height?

I'm interested in seeing progress pics from you. I have very similar shitty scruff that grows on my face like you do, and am wondering if minoxidil would help because I kind of want to grow a beard for shits and giggles even though I love my jawline. I reeeeeally don't want to age my face though like I've seen some reports say, because I look young enough right now that I'll be passing as an older college student by my 30's. I don't want to give up the ability to slam 20 y.o's for the next 15 years.

>she
>herself

Never made any progress pics. It is still a little patchy, but that's because I haven't used it for long enough yet. I can say that half way through my use, it was extremely patchy, so I just shaved it all off and by the time it grew again, it was already a lot better. Could end up looking like your pic as long as I keep it up fpr long enough.

Missed a raw delivery and there was no note posted on my door wtf.

Rescheduled for tomorrow those sneaky mailmen are gonna catch these hands swear to god.

It's the same thing with everything. Some people respond different to certain shit. Some get worse side effects than others. That's the risk you take.

When i used accutante, i was so depressed i wanted to kill myself everyday. I could not get this thought out of my head, it was that worse. Some people only get dry lips. Life's a bitch


Did you do it with or without steroids? I assume it will a lot faster with steroids. That's what i at least notice with the hair i got.

Have fun using minoxidil all your life. Beard/hair gains fade and go away without constant exposure.

Just do it like my stupid ex roommate and use keto shampoo on your facial hair kek

>Have fun using minoxidil all your life. Beard/hair gains fade and go away without constant exposure.
no

You and me both bby. Sneaking up while I'm taking a shit and I've (apparently) got a broken doorbell.

Tfw lanklet with big pepe but it looks small because I'm 6'3.

What did it do? I've used it 2x a week to avoid shedding from 1g tren and some mast.

I'll trade you 3 inches of height height for .5 inches of penis length ;)

>Be 7 inches and girls always get torn
>LTR don't work because eventually the novelty of a big cock wears off and the reality of vagina pains sets in

I started using steroids about a month or two before I started with minoxidil. Test only. Seemed to do the trick.

He used it every damn day like a normal shampoo, massaged it in for like ten minutes too.

Needless to say his dreams of yuuuge Rasputin beard did not come true.

this reads like a fucked up Dr. Seuss poem kek

Best I can do is 3" height for 1" girth. Isn't girth supposedly the easiest to add via jelq or HGH?

Lol I used it ED for a couple weeks but it made my fingers super dry and they peeled like crazy with the winter weather.

not same guy but ed for a couple weeks? i turn into goddamn caillou whenever i use it more than once a week.

The keto shampoo yeah.

How much is that costing you friend?

Does anyone in /Fraud/ do anything like weightlifting/powerlifting/strongman?

Why would anyone here lift weights? Were not fags

nobody here lifts. that's why we fraud

>who's stopping me now, faggots

your own uncontrollable body dysmorphic disorder and wild manic-depressive swings of narcissism?

>So 2017 will be a beard, money and more gains for me. You faggots have no goals in life, you have to set goals in life.

goals like what, being a half-retarded meat tumor that slaves away for shit that barely gets them into the lower range of middle class?

>if I ever pull a brick and dont care about the circumference of my waist i'd probably give it go just for the fuck of it

I can almost guarantee I've got a smaller waist if you're anywhere near 6'

>We really are /insecurity/ general. Lol

either that or lack of perspective

you know how fun it is walking into a post office to pick up a pack with a key in it?

the second one, yeah

please never change

used to strongman, before an unrelated injury had me stop. now only lifting for aesthetics and some oly on the side for lulz

>hes not lifting for fuccboi asthetics and pitful tinder girls

why even roid

how much is your diddly right now?

What are your lifts? What fed do you compete in?

635 was the last pr, kinda neglected pulling this training cycle in favor of hammering my squat to try and get it out of the depressingly pathetic range

been training a bit over a year after 3+ off, mock meet day after this training block (cube 2.0-ish) was 515/425/635 at a little jiggly 242 so probably actually 220 with the right prep

planning on uspa since, you know, the whole drugs thing

aiming for mid-6, mid-high 4 to maybe 5, and maybe low-mid 7 by this time next year with the idea being to open with state record breakers (which are appallingly low, desu)

Pretty dope. I'm at 500/310/550 myself, at 220. Natty though.

Do you run a heavy stack? I've been thinking of leaving IPF eventually.

>1575 total @ 242

MFW brick's wilks is 420

I was but not even remotely because I "need" it to progress, more novelty

if you haven't seen it look up brandon lilly's shit he did on r/powerlifting, I think it was "serious post about drug use", basically relatively low doses of shit over long periods of time for those consistent turtle vs hare kind of gains, plus stuff like peps/hgh as part of an approach to powerlifting more aligned with longevity in the sport than any big wow factor shit

wtb 500+ wilks

Does anyone here regret starting roids?

I'm 27, been lifting on and off since I was 17. Have some decent mass (200lbs, 6'0", maybe 15-18% bf but I'm a bit padded from the winter). I've thought about roiding a number of times. I'm not afraid of needles/injections, it's more the idea that I'd never be able to enjoy natty training again and I'm complicating my life for the sake of gains.

Do the gains make your gym time more enjoyable? Is the feeling of growing bigger worth tethering yourself to test injections for the foreseeable future? Are the shrunken balls a problem with bitches? I'm at that point where the risk:reward proposition seems to be decent, but I don't know if I'll regret making the jump.

No real regrets.

Ask me in another four decades.