What are your New Years resolutions Veeky Forums?

>405 squat
>500 deadlift
>drop to 175 bw during summer for leanness
>pass my two upcoming semesters of nursing school

Bonus: get gf

Congratulations user!

>actually setting new year's resolutions

you'll cowards are never going to make it

be less than 25% bf

Achieve ottermode by August. Spent the last year losing weight. Now bulking to May and cutting after that.

>“May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early; swear off every kind of virtue, so that you triumph even when you fall.”

>read more books
>progress in lifts better
>become straight due to a wonder or get a bf
>get rid of my small belly
>more coding

What does
>hit 1/2/3/4
mean?

1 plate ohp 2 plate bench 3 plate squat 4 plate dead

Ive been wearing glasses for 7 years and i just got a prescription for contacts. Ive been wearing them for a week and it has been a huge confidence boost. Hopefully this added confidence leads to sole gym/life prs for the new year.

>finish grad school apps by January 30
>learn and build a PC
>ejaculate into a qt's anus
>escape skellymode

25℅ boyfriend

Hit 2/3/4/5
Already got bench and deadlift, but I'm 20 lbs away from OHP and 40 lbs away from squat

>reach ottermode
>learn to drive
>overcome crippling social anxiety and get my first kiss

Confident I'll manage two of these.

only one:
>TO MAKE IT

LITERALLY E A T
A
T

Get down to

Chest/back:
I'd like to be able to do a set of 10 pullups again with wide grip and perfect form.

Legs:
I desperately need to get on my deadlift, it's just at 1 plate.

OHP:
I want to be able to do a walking handstand and upsidedown pushups within the next 5 months. I can already do a handstand pushup but I need a wall for balance.

Cardio:
I'm 170, but I should be 160 and be able to run (not jog) for a solid 5 mintues.

Remember to take them out every night.

>Get a loan from the USDA to cover 80% of the needed funding for my indoor Agri business

>Find funding for the other 20% I need.

>Touch a Latvian, make sexy-sex with an Estonian

>Get my bench up to 200

im still working on it, so a draft list is
>Get to 0.5/1/2/3
>Start jogging again, but not right now, in a few months when it starts getting cooler
>Finish math degree (not really a resolution, but something that must happen)
>Fix leaking wall in second house + make it livable again
>install fence + water system for my vegetable gardens
>Finish my game engine so that I can start on making content in 2018
>Catch up on mlp before next season begins
>finish mlp puppets so that I can make animations when new season starts
>Start repairing antique land rover I bought
>Write inventory system software for a client, and increase the amount of work I do for the company
>Get of all antidepressants
>Increase my cyber security, sort out data and encrypt important data
>read at least 25 fiction books (only did about 10 this year)
>draw at least once a week
>visit old collage friends, or invite them. Only saw them 2 times last year.

All I can think of right now.

>he makes his goal $ instead of %
you know how I know you're not gonna make it?

>not setting goals
I work on them for months now. I just write down what I want to accomblish in 2017.

Finish my masters.
Get a job.
Record three songs.
Get to and win the grand final of the local water polo comp.
Bulk til October.
Cut until December.
Continue to not eat even a gram of McDonald's, Hungry Jacks or KFC (it'll have been 1 year on Jan 5, let's keep the ball rolling).

Heaps of goals this year mates.
We're all going to make it in 2017.

>4 plate squat and 2 plate The Press.
>build home gym
>make sure startup business works out
>build the best gaming pc imaginable.
>have causal sex with the hot grill at the gym.
>get shredded for anime convention in 4 months.

All easily doable imo.

>Visible abs
> Having abs to speak of
> Fixing a hip imbalance nuissance
> save away an additional 3k € in savings
> Noporn
> Fix my ED and fuck a hooker properly

already posted this

get into uni
finnish my website and make my first € with it
escape auschwitz, reach 80kg Ottermode
paint more and open a instagram fo my art
lose v-card

>get at least 3plate bench
>at least 5plate squat
>and at least 6 plate Deadlift
>all at a pl meet
>get gf and lose virginity
>get my gpa above a 3.2 at the end of the semester
>have nice job lined up for 2018 after i graduate
It's a tall order and I'm gonna try and do it all, but realistically it might not all come to fruition

I disagree. Telling people will hold you accountable if you fail.

>Achieve cardiobunny
>Read more
>Meditate
>Do yoga

>Get my sixpack visible
>rep my current 1RM 140 kg bench, 200 kg squat, 240 lg deadlift
>Finish my bachelors and some of the remaining masters courses
>Fuck a young chick and a milf or land a qt relationship

Also keep practicing piano

Stop being an insecure paranoid faggot

>Hit 170lb (at 155 right now)
>2 pl8 BP
>Get my drivers license
>Cut sugar and junk food from my diet

Last year I gave up video games and it worked pretty well up until November.

>get the job in Japan I'm aiming for right now
>fuck sluts in Tokyo OR find gf
>maintain workout regime while in first job
those are my main goals.

trips say you'll make it, good luck user

>Solve my fatigue problems
>Work out more consistently
>Learn to get out of bed without popping adderall
>Make money
>Stop being such a fuckup
>Ask for help even though the thought of doing so gets me extremely pissed off
>Carve out a path in life
>Pay off denbts

>What are your New Years resolutions Veeky Forums?
See what shape the vains on my abs are, while maintaining 3/4/5 pl8 and get back to 2pl8 OHP (fucking wrist injuries).

>Try to get sex.
>Publish my comic.
>Benchpress 140kg / 310lbs.
>Lose some weight.

i had few "goals" i wanted to achieve in 2016 and every single one failed

>only eat food that is healthy
>drink once a month only
>exercise more often

oh and
>break the habit of procrastination

You can do it user!

you can get to that later

Stop being weak and do what you need to do. You can do it, my dude.

I laffed

>Bench Press 140kg
>Try to get sex

kinda sad this world

>eyes are 10/10 and 9.5/10 respectively
>whenever someone takes off his glasses I put them on as a "joke"
>they invariably tell me I look good with glasses
>I do this "joke" solely to feed my ego now
>still no reason to wear glasses
grass always greener I guess

What is 1/2/3/4 ? Yes, I'm a newfag.

Make a tinder account and have sex before I turn 27 in late january.
I'm confident a week is all it would take. I should have done that years ago, it's just embarrassing now. I kept wishing I could meet a woman without this internet dating shit. Fuck that pride, I'm a loser anyway.

6pl8 squat
3,5+pl8 bench
6.5pl8
100+ kg log press for reps
15%bf

1 plate OHP
2 plate Bench
3 plate Squat
4 plate Deadlift

>divorce from my psycho wife
>improve my 2/3/4/5 reps
>get a promotion
>live some months in my home town with my parents

LOSE 25 KG.
GET A GF.
EDUCATE SELF.

Post cb

Lol, no.
5'11 102kg/225lbs though

3 plate Cnj
5 Plate squat

>120kg bench
>220kg deadlift
>at 90kg lean
>finish degree on time + land internship
>learn to skate again

pretty reasonable goals if you ask me.

move out or get a gf. doing both would be amazing.

1/2/3/4
Get paid to code something
Go backcountry
Send a 4.11
Put dick in stuff more

keep on losing weight

>every other post
>get a gf

At least I know I'm not alone in always having this thought in the back of my mind

DL 6 plates or 600 hundred maybe
get new gf
get lots of work this year

That's what I like the most about this place. We acknowledge and sometimes even embrace the fact we are all just trying to find that special someone and it hurts us to be so lonely. You don't find that on other lifting message boards.

Read 12 books this year

Something with my bass guitar, but can't really come up with an actual goal other than "getting better"

Go travel three countries in eastern europe in the summer vacation in one trip.

Gain 3kg

Participate in my first PL meet, my gym organizes it so it should be my first amateur thing.

I could say that one of my goals is to make it through my first year of compSci, hope I will but it's not really a goal or something

Just get back in shape.

I really let myself go this year /pol/, and it shows. Can't even look at myself in the mirror currently.

Fucking women, never again.

Mirin' hard. Contacts rip my eyes to shreds.

12 books is easy as fuck though, bro.

Lifting is only for your own vanity, not much will impress a woman if you can't back it up with social skills. Been working out for like 17 years but it was never rewarding to attract women with.

>Read 12 books this year

This seems realistic. I'm stealing this one.

>/pol/

get out

Bruh, i've read 17 books this year. And in 2015 I read around 18 real books. But Now i want to read some longer books from Tolstoy or maybe try some famous works like Sherlock Holmes

These are my books of 2016
goodreads.com/user/year_in_books/2016/24835274

Also add me if you're on goodreads, I don't have friends

I do have a goodreads account, but I don't use it. A lot of the books I read aren't even on there.

Good books you've been reading though. I read some 40+ books a year minimum, I think. Not all are Tolstoy or anything though. I love a lot of fantasy pulp.

>cut below 15% bf
>get this hernia checked out
>balls up to the girl I like

Legit worried about hernia tho, it's in my chest. It's not too big but the more I cut, the more I get worried. I'm only 19 too. I was a dumbass in highschool and also strained a lot when shitting

Great taste, brother

>dat pleb taste
did you just discover pleb/lit/?

>make money
>this somehow is bad
Enjoy being poor.

Get a load of this guy

> Hit 2/3/4/5
At 1.5/2.5/2/3
> Get 10k in savings
At 8k
> Get 220 lbs with low bf
At 213 lbs

Hopefully get accepted to graduate school. Not really too much to strive for atm.

Setting goals and following Sxcoobys goal setting series of videos

>tfw he has a 50 inch chest

Should've hopped on Nvidia a while ago buddy!

We have the same goals, but I'm more ambitious with my desired returns. We're all gonna make it.

>literally gambling
>thinks he'll get rich

Top kek

Smart man.

underrated kek

Hit a 5 plate squat raw as f. Cheat on my girlfriend with a hotter girl and not get caught. Make money.

>kick ass at my new job in May after graduation
>start golfing
>start a book

>200kg diddle
>10% bodyfat
>bang multiple 7+/10 slim white 18-25yo civilian females
>get better at gambling
>continue looksmaxxing
>care more about my degree
>pass a driving test

>get poon my first week of college

time to be ALPHA LEGGO

2 pl8 bench, been stuck at 190 for what feels like eternity

>google looksmaxxing
>get sucked into a vortex of retardism
phew. makes Veeky Forums look sane

>do kegels every day so my gf doesn't break up with me for not being able to pleasure her

>tfw gf