So I have a MILF/Mom fetish, and I'm constantly trying to fuck single Mom's and women over the age of 35 on various dating sites.
Any tips? Success stories?
Also, Veeky Forums meal thread, to keep it Veeky Forums related. But it's not like the mods would delete anything anyway.
>son, maybe I could be your date tonight
>be fit
>be young
helps if you're black like me tho
>also x to keep it Veeky Forums related
Whats up my reddittor friend xD le sir haha
*tips fedora*
You just talk to them. Women around 34 have the highest responding rate on dating websites. Don't come across as a creep with any fetish shit, but be a nice guy in your opener and then get straight to business depending on the website you're on. If you're on a long term dating or "soulmate" site, you gotta play con man a little longer. If you're on a hookup sote, you can start talking dirty in your first convo after you confirm she is interested.
OP here, any good ways to get around the obvious issue that I'm 15-25 years younger than the Mom?
That always seems to be their biggest hangup.
That's your advantage. You can give them sex that's full of energy from a young strong man, that her peers can't give her at that age. That's part of the reason older women are on dating sites in such high numbers. They're looking for young twenty somethings to fuck because they don't get it out of dude their age, or their husbands who are all fat and lazy now.
because they are looking for a relationship and you only want to fuck them.
protip: 35+ women also use Tinder. you can set a "age range" in the options.
W-will milfs mind that I only have a 4.5 inch cock?
Do they just want Meat McLargehuge?
milfs only want BBC
They'd probably prefer something larger, but honestly they aren't picky in their age. If they're on a dating website or using tinder it's because they want to get fucked NOW.
>protip: 35+ women also use Tinder.
This.
Wen I was playing around on tinder as a hot, male model (lots of ab pics, women seem to only care about abs, and >implying I'm somewhat wealthy), older women always were the easiest to talk too.
>pic related.
Someone was saying a while ago that this sounds like some 12 year olds roleplaying, and he was right, but I actually transferred this to kik, just to see how far I could take this shit, and getting some time stamped nudes was also quite easy, so it's probably not a situtation like pic related.
I think it might help that you'll probably be one of the few guys actually giving them attention. the classic 20yo tinder slut will probably have hundreds of guys to choose from all the time, but the 70yo granny probably won't get too much attention.
>time stamped nudes
post them to imgur and give us the link
did you ended up meeting her in real life?
I've gotten a few handys from Asian MILFs who work at "massage" parlors. It's great fun, they are also so nice and fun to foola round with.
I've also participated in a "cuck" session with an older couple and got filmed creampie'ing this dudes wife. It was weird as fuck
Was she attractive?
how do you end up fucking someones wifes? where did you meet?
>creampieing some guys wife
I hope you knocked her up, pal. That is a goal of mine to do, and have the cuck raise the kid
She was ok. I was turned on more by her husband fingering my ass while I fucked her to be honest.
no homo
Nobody likes niggers.
The rise of all of these cuck memes have just made me want to be a bull now even though I never thought it was all that hot before
She was 6/10, not great
I met them at a sex store. We were talking and looking at toys and then went to the video booths and watched some porn together. Eventually had both of them blowing me (yes, husband and wife). They lived nearby so we went to their condo. She didn't get pregnant, I think she was old enough to be infertile. I have gotten 3 chicks pregnant though.
Nope and nope.
I'm not a total asshole, and I was catfishing hundreds of miles away from my home.
but it's incredible how many thirsty milfs there are, as soon as you are a hot dude that gives them some signals.
>It was weird as fuck
I bet. I always thought that shit was weird as fuck regardless of your role in it. How did that situation come about? Some guy just come up to you and ask if you want to plow his wife?
could you post the profile photo you used to fool them?
stop with the ':D', are u 12?
>they both blew me
>the husband blew you
user what the fuck?
Actually a lot of women do, sexually as evidenced by how college sluts act when not under parental supervision and given loads of free time. They just tend not to marry them for social reasons because in the long term they don't want to be disowned or reliant on someone who is living in the ghetto. They will consider marriage if the black guy is of a higher social class, though.
Did you forget where we are?
Can you imagine being so cucked, that your wife starts blowing a dude in front of you and your reaction is "shit well I guess I should follow her lead". Lmao
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No, they don't.
you gotta use those smilies when texting with females or they wont get the joke most of the time because theyre retarded 12 year olds in their head.
also youre a virgin
See I enjoyed the sex and the build up, but as soon as I came I started thinking about how fucked up and gross it was. It seems like before I cum the nasty and disgusting shit is a turn on, but afterwards it is gross and I return to a "normal" state of mind
It all happened so quickly. A mouth is a mouth
>n-no homo?
Dude fucking milfs as a 20-something is my dream. Can you please show what kind of Chad profile you used to pick them up?
>he doesn't know bitches love smiley faces
Insecurity, the post
>Veeky Forums
SIDES
What's your guy's definition of a MILF? For me, it's pic related. I don't like the super chesty, tanned, fake tits ones. The Mom-next-door is my type.
en.m.wikipedia.org
>Several studies have found that a factor which significantly affects an individual's choices with regards to marriage is socio-economic status ("SES")—the measure of a person's income, education, social class, profession, etc. For example, a study by the Centre for Behaviour and Evolution, Newcastle University confirmed that women show a tendency to marry up in socio-economic status; this reduces the probability of marriage of low SES men.[9]
Marriage is a business deal moreso than it is a union with someone you find sexually attractive and emotionally endearing. If any guy has the money, they'll marry him.
So basically, this would imply that the rate of interracial marriages between blacks and whites isn't as much limited by women saying they wouldn't go black because they're black, but rather the fact that blacks tend to be of a lower socioeconomic class.
If anything, women are probably like men in that they would quite literally fuck anything with a good body of any race (or possibly species, given the amount of furry porn you see on places like tumblr and deviantart). They just marry up more often than guys do because it's socially ingrained for women to do so, while men are encouraged to pursue their dreams and make a relationship work by becoming good providers.
Forgot the pic
rolling
How the fuck are you rolling?
ayy lmao
Far right is the best.
nope. 2nd from left>3rd from left>far right>power gap>middle>yuuuge power gap>all else
only 2 and 7 look fuckable. maybe 3. pls no 5
puked
Yeah this. Woodsmash 2, 3?, 4, and 7
>he doesn't know that ':p' and ';)' are the secret to texting grils
Youre a fucking gaylord.
Can't find it anymore, deleted the profile, but it was some huehue white instagram model that I just found when searching for male models on the net, and then made sure that I am not going to use someone really well known (like, I dunno, brad pit) or from LA, when I want to fish in LA.
My android does not doe emojis, and yes, they are kinda retarded, but you gotta use the basic ones…
>Can you please show what kind of Chad profile you used to pick them up?
>but it was some huehue white instagram model
Actually, I forgot that one girl did know that guy and called me out on it. Here's his instagram:
>instagram.com
she then got all weird, and wanted to meet me anyways…
That then probably really was catcatcatfishing…
>because they are looking for a relationship and you only want to fuck them.
35 year old women are probably unable to have kids. They're past the relationship. They're beyond used goods.
roll retards
it's not the age gap so much as it's the fact you are the same as their son...