ATTENTION MANLETS
YOU CAN USE PIC RELATED TO GET TALLER
>be me because who the fuck else would I be
>have friend
>he desperately wants to be an officer in the army
>5'3 manlet
>must be 5'4 to be officer
>hangs himself upside down
>everyday for a fucking year
>gains one inch
>currently 5'4 manlet
>currently colonel in army
There is hope for you. Just spend 200 dollars on pic related
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never seen someone try to become a meme so bad. how many more times are you gonna post this?
did someone post this before?
bumping for the manlets
I am sick and tired of the manlet hatred on this board. If you're a manlet I want you to RISE up and get angry and just start grinding your teeth and just get mentally raged and if they keep pushing we're gunna take and I mean take em savage... just take their heads and just RAM em into the concrete and bite big bloody chunks right out of em. Nothing can stop us.
Im currently doing stretches for height. They probably won't do shit, but whatever, they take like 30 minutes so I'm not losing much
>they take like 30 minutes so I'm not losing much
30 min x 365.25 days = 10,957.5 minutes/year or approx. 182 hours or 7.5 days.
each year you will spend 7.5 days hanging from your feet like an idiot.
who said I'll be hanging? Im doing other stretching exercises, like cobra and so on. And I'm going to do this only for a few months to see if there's any difference
i suggest doing abs while on this machine, you'll look less stupid hanging yourself upside down
But do i have to lose my dick to use it?
>Getting taller by hanging from the legs
Since you probably are a pear-shaped male with no arm muscles, you'd better hang from your hands and do some pull-ups.
NIce bait thread but let's discuss spinal decompression.
This is a great device and definitely helps with soreness and joint pain.
Everyone should probably invest in an inversion table.
Reminder dear that squats are a Jewish plot to make alpha males shorter.
>"Hey, c'mon I'm in pain."
>"You wanna see pain, swing by reddit.com
why the fuck would there be a height requirement to be an officer?
lol
>manlets literally hanging themselves
they will never learn
kek
Kek
You need to do it for at least 12 months to see noticable change
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KEK
The last line should have been "there is hope, just hang yourselves"
Did you ever think she grew an inch because she was going to anyway and the stretching literally had nothing to do with it. No you didnt because manlets never learn.
How long a day did he hang?