Good Veeky Forums feels

>work bro "arm wrestle me aha"
>9/10 I work with "user would so win hahaha
>offer to fight him instead
>"I'd never fight you bro Ahahaha"
>"user would win a fight so easily hehehe"

She gave me a lift home too because I can't drive, feels good man.

All I got from this is that you can't drive.

no good feels for me, but I'm happy for you bro.

This. OP is a faggot

What?

Can you not read you fuckin cunt?

>offer to fight him instead
Ur so autistic

yeh, this is also what i got out of it

OP you sound way too autistic for any of this to happen, except the fact that you can't drive. I can believe that.

Fuck you.

I'm 6,0 tall and 8% bodyfat, with 200lbs bodyweight to accompany that, I can assure you I look better than you all...

>Autismo strikes back

Post a pic then, pussy.

>this x20

...

kek. how do you get to the gym? do you wait for mom to get off work and take you or ride your scooter?

Nah I'd be waiting for your gf to stop giving me a BJ before I fuck your mom.

Gottem hard dood

LMAO

>home for christmas
>dad's birthday
>takes the family out to dinner
>think were going to some decent restaurant in the city
>some shitty generic redneck place called texas roadhouse
>dad why did you pick this shitty uncultured redneck shack in this boring shitty suburb its your birthday you fucking old man what is wrong with you
>service is horrible
>order steak medium rare
>its a disgusting bloody piece of shit
>only get one beer while brother gets margarita
>rednecks everywhere
>not even properly drunk

I dont care if this thread is for good feels. fuck today and fuck shitty redneck food

>cant drive
>feels good

lel

Yeah that place sucks.

GODDARD DUDE!

>bro wants to arm wrestle for fun
>Lmao fite me fgt 1v1
>Btw I can't drive someone take me home
Jesus you're gay OP.

>'I Drive' rate autism.
>Doesn't even drive.

If your steak is under cooked ask then to throw it back on for 10 seconds. Its better than having to deal with people bringing you out pink meat when you asked for it blue.

Kek

i think ur cool even if these dyels dont

I have a feeling this is 2017's 'cousin (15)'

>solid

> run a long distance to get somewhere quickly
> get to your destination, only panting a little, feeling fine otherwise

> picking up something heavy that you would have had difficulty with before gym

> certain parts of your body feeling firmer than usual
> less softer parts and less fatty parts

> picking up something heavy and seeing your muscle bulge

> feeling bigger and broader

> Veeky Forums feels

'Mirin repeating digits

>go on omegle out of boredom
>use the r9k tag among others because im pathetic
>literally every person on the r9k tag calls me a chad, both men and women
>women tell me to wave to make sure im real
>no woman skips me, they all wanna talk to me
>manage to get a few to strip for me
>one eve agreed to let me rape fuck her when she's visiting my country in february

>women irl start conversations with me
>they are the ones trying to keep them going
>make excuses to touch me
>smile while looking into my eyes and lips
>whispering shit into my ear and getting close to me

Despite all this im still a 21 yearold virgin freshman with no real hobbies or interests, spending my days playing vidya

laughing my ass off at your tl;dr

brb hoping on omegle to be worshipped

>realism
>"having" a bunch of ideal meme traits
choose 1.

What are you doing infront the cam?
I always get skipped by everyone.

Kek

>women
>r9k
I think you mean women (male).

haha my dude you should impregnate her lolololol

You'd be surprised how many women i found on the r9k tag.
Most of the matches are from the "suicide" tag. A bunch of stupid teen girls with self diagnosed depression because stacy and chad didnt invite them to their bday party. Then when i tell them no such thing as depression exsists and that they are weakminded whores they usually tell me "you dont know my pain, i suffer every day" or "people like you are the reason people cut themselves and commit suicide". Its hilarious.