Why does everyone who makes it leave Veeky Forums?

Why does everyone who makes it leave Veeky Forums?

They get laid

Its inevitable part of "making it"

>Vascularity in lower abdomen
What?

They die due to complications from unsafe diets and unhealthy lifestyles

Bulking/cutting/intense body building isnt natural. Break the system; become a skeleton

Roids

He left and became skinnyfat again.

Just cut you fat slob.

Its just tiresome repeating and reading the same shit for almost a decade.

The plate dispenser and valet jokes recently are why we return

>come here for memes
>there are almost no memes

irl friends
>i cri evrytiem

i have this and i'm like 15%

it's genetics

Because Veeky Forums is not really helpful if you have made it.

>sad pepe stories
>tfw no qt girlfriend
>high test fatty girls
>FPH
>Elliot Rodger
>mental gains
>gym stories
and other shit that I also enjoy sometimes but won't help bettering you

Veeky Forums is just like /b/ without the porn and gore but with 10% fitness related content.

How do I cure my Veeky Forums addiction?

this achievable natty? if so after how long?

because they cut away unhealthy parts of their lives and Veeky Forums is one of them

The people most likely to make it are the people least likely to linger on Veeky Forums, assuming they ever stop off here along the way.

I think the people who have "made it" who are most likely to post on Veeky Forums are insecure attention whores who really need the validation of a Romanian Sailor Moon fan board to feel whole.

2 years depending on where you start from.

didnt he have type 1 diabetes.

make it

the only answer

3 months and 1 week.

yeah, ~3 years

keep in mind adie was a turbomanlet

They all go to leddit or bodybuilding forums so that they get reps or upboats

The people actually here dont lift and cant post their pics elsewhere without being shamed.

Why does the eagle leave the egg? Why the butterfly is no longer confined in it's cocoon?

just like said, this isn't really a success-fostering environment.

They start performing homosex on the web for money.

Also not everyone is a FA virgin here. There are married successful people who like humour and the lack of "karma" here which turns communities into herds.

>leddit
>post pic before and after you lose 5kg
>tons of upboats

>4chin
>post pic befor ewhere you're a fatty and after where you're asthetic Greek god
>got called faggot manlet or whatever other instult anans can muster

Validation from internet strangers is like cocaine my dude.

>post pic befor ewhere you're a fatty and after where you're asthetic Greek god
>got called faggot manlet or whatever other instult anans can muster

Not really, people in CBT who bettered themselves a bit also get tons of positive replies. It's not as easy as on reddit but you will be complimented for your progess.

made what?

faggot constantly tensing

Idiot, he didn't die. He just fucked off from Veeky Forums
He use to post these epic tinder hook up post but some fat butt-hurt janitor started deleting everything he posted.

Guy in OP's pic has a big skull and thick neck

Ecto's could never achieve those kind of gains

This x35

fpbp

Adi got dumped by his sloot gf and lost all his ultramanlet gains tho.

This
Posting is for new people honestly. After youve made it you just lurk and laugh

>Guy in OP's pic
Adie you newfag dyel

>is a newfag
>believes in somatotypes

leave.

Because dyel neckbeards on Veeky Forums yell at them and tell them what they should have done.

We have a few Veeky Forums dudes, they just hide away this time of year to avoid the influx of newfags. Also tripfucks scare them off.

>Thinking you need roids for this

Unless he did that in 5 months, I don't think calling roids is quite necessary here.

you get those if you have a giant dick, need blood to pump it

Why does everyone who beats cancer stop getting chemo?

Because they no longer need it.

They know enough about fitness and nutrition to not ask in new threads

They don't need to be in a general thread because they don't care about that

faggot manlet detected

his body says chad, his face says eugene
never gonna make it

they progress to the next stage which is bbmisc
the full progression of a gymcel is:
random Veeky Forums boards (most likely /pol/ and/or /r9k) => Veeky Forums => bodybuilding.com/misc => fitmisc.net => lookism.net => suicide or ascension

I thought it would be misc to Veeky Forums

Once you reach Lookism there is really no way back. Permanent and irreversible mental damage is highly likely

Also, don't forget GetBig. Some absolute hilarity on that pathetic board

>Once you reach Lookism there is really no way back. Permanent and irreversible mental damage is highly likely
this
reminder that in 2017 you need to be the spitting image of Gandy in his prime to be allowed to pay money to sniff a seat that a 1/10 post-wall hamplanet momentarily brushed against

You don't need roids for that, but Addie roided

misc is so fucking lame now

I came here from misc full time a few years ago, Veeky Forums is the only place with a good sense of humor

because there is nothing worthwhile here after you outgrow the beginner stages

Read the sticky, do a beginner routine, spend some time in /owg/ or /plg/ if those things interest you.

But after that the only thing left for you here is slowly creeping in insecurity and body dysmorphia.

There are literally people on this board right now who are 5'9, which is a normal height in the real world who are convinced they are manlets and inherently inferior.
People who look good and have solid lifts who think they are DYELs because they dont meet Veeky Forumss ridiculous 'anyone who isn't 200lbs 10% bf 1/2/3/4 in the first year of lifting is a turbo-DYEL' criteria
also someone is probably going to reply to this post calling me a butthurt DYEL manlet

Here's hoping

Kek butthurt DYEL manlet

Because the people that stay are dyel that are never gonna make it.

Gandy is sub 5, just fucking lel

Because I legitimately like you guys. Going to the gym is the best thing to have happened to me and despite the constant shitposting, trolling and stupidity you guys have a passion for it.

He did roid, though.

You realize that Veeky Forums is shit for advice and everyone is actually a chubby manlet or a shit "power lifter"
also cutting out Veeky Forums from your browsing is the best way to remain socially normal.

ha
i have those veins and I have a small dick
hows it feel to be wrong?

>also cutting out Veeky Forums from your browsing is the best way to remain socially normal.

How do I do this

I've been coming here for 4 years and before that I spent a lot of time on the misc.

It really confuses me that on a board dedicated to fitness, so few people understand the effect very low body fat % can have on physical appearance.

Need proof.

I can't leave this place, ever. Finding anons in real life is great though as long as they're not autistic.

this

Veeky Forums and Veeky Forums in general is something to graduate from. It's a level (low-tier one, too) which one must at one time quit.

It's like welfare. It's there to help boost you out of needing welfare, but some people stay in it for decades opting never to rise out of it.

they get b& by jelly mods
Miss you adie