Decline bench

>decline bench
>but then come back later after feeling guilty and do some bench

>Skull crushers
>Finish last set from the hospital bed

>Deadlift
>get thrown out the morgue

>lying pullover
>come here you sack of shit clothing imma teach u a lesson

>SS
>Get taken away by German Authorities

>deadlift
>took the stairs anyway

>GOMAD
>Diagnosed with Schizophrenia

>Cable curls
>Gym doesn't have TV

>preacher curls
>excommunicated

kek more

>weighted dips
>i prefer the sour cream kind

>Gymbro asks how much I The Pressed
>Ask him how he met my psychiatrist

sorry I don't speak crumpet

>farmer walks
>i dont even have any croops

>concentration curls
>get distracted by thicc girls doing romanian deadlifts all the time

>Do Romanian deadlift
>Be Romanian
>Salut

>4 CROOPS CMON

>calf raises
>fuck, they need an awful lot of food and milk to grow

>skullcrushers
>skull intact
Never gonna make it

>Dips
>no Tortillas

>told to squat ass to grass
>the squat rack isn't on the football field??

Ok i laughed pretty hard

Salut. Ardeal? :DD

>leg extensions
>still 5'4"
Am i doing it correctly

>5'4
oh shit

>hack squat
>arrested by cyber police

>Leg press
>Didn't get any good leg news to publish

>clean and press
>tfw you realise you're a dry cleaner

>clean and jerk
>very counter productive

LOL

>military press
>stolen valor

>texas method
>live in Ohio

> snatch press
> gynecologist license suspended

>Bulgarian squat
>don't own a tracksuit

>squat
>not slav

>bench press
>keep that bench wrinkle free

>creatine
>Veeky Forumsizens can't spell creative due to excessive skull crushing

>cardio
>James Dio is reincarnated as a motorised vehicle

Made me grin like a retard

>do goodmornings
>SNAAAAAAPPP
>now have badmornings

> chin ups to failure
> already am a failure

10/10,gave me a chuckle

>squats
>not stand up

Hahaha im in tears

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