Oh my user, you've grown so... big

youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I

holy shit this is one fucking hot milf

How do I get to fuck a milf

What a tease, literally has anal beads around her neck

Kill yourselves back to /tv/ mommyfags

Not that hard. They crave 20yr old cock. With MILFs you can be more upfront.

So, what do you want to eat tonight user? I was thinking of making a pizza, does that sound good?

disgusting

>mfw my aunt actually said this
>mfw she remarked on how weird it is to say that to an adult
Is my aunt autistic?

no u

She wants to fuck.

post pic of aunt user

She looks like a goblin in the thumbnail

Normally I can't stand MILFs but she's a real qt.

She is married to my uncle and they have two childs, I think she's just autistic.
"no"

Some of you would literally pick a skelly trap with a dick over this.

>trap with a dick

kek

Ew, cleavage freckles. Her face and big titties are nice but I hate that.

>BBRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPFFFFF

Go to a bar and talk to some. Older women are better at conversation and easier to hit it off with imo. I stayed the night at a milf's apartment two weekends ago.

Oh user you look so veiny and overall healthy, I bet you're a magnificent cook

right?

nah but i have a magnificent cock

How about I just fuck you in the ass and you prep my meals for the week yourself

eewww

look muscular, like a toy. face doesnt matter that much as long as youre either cute or masculine. just dont be ugly

No, make me four eggs in a pan, unstirred

she likes to play. buy her a boardgame for next christmas

does she powder her cleavage or is that just shit skin?

How do you manage to stay so healthy then? Do you just eat whatever?

yes, mostly ass.

Man ass.

squats and oats

That doesn't sound very nutritious

That sounds more like it. How much do you squat user? I bet you squat a lot!

Stop posting this dye and post real MILFs like pic related.

how about someone posts more of this milf

Ye and thats why i dont fuck women with who look like boys

Why are Mods allowing this fucking bullshit on a FITNESS board? Seriously, what the fuck is your problem. And even over 40 replies in less than two hours... Fucking kill yourselves!

I'd rather have a pizza that ass

Stfu

Do you want to go out or stay in the room tonight, user?

Thanks for inviting me over, user. Shall we fire up the place together now? I brought apples.

Ready for a round of Magic the Gathering?

this looks like a tranny

>those nipple rings

she must be wicked in bed

Do I look weird from the side, user?

Have you done your stretches yet, user? I can help you with that.

FUUUUUU my dick

I think it's really nice of you to bring me out here user. Haven't seen a lot of the outside world ever since Michael and I broke up.

As if the mods do shit around here anyway

and you used to be a boy dad, why did you do this.

Thanks micheal jackson

she's cute for an old lady, but I suspect she is not that old.

She is clearly playing Settlers of Cataan

over easy or sunny side up faggot?

milfs are a big part of making it user shut the fuck up

go have the same thread about what pointless multivitamin you take or what exercise helps your obliques and lower abbs even though you know they are genetic

meanwhile post more milfs boys

Women aren't very clever

Sunny side up. Just make an unstirred omelette that will fit on a round plate

I giggled by the way. You sound like a real female

Fucking aye guys, I'm visiting my stepmom for the christmas holidays and you hit me with this thread?

my dick is diamond. halp.

(also on nofap for last 2 weeks so i'm about to fucking burst)

user! I haven't seen you in ever! Wow, you look like you've been working out, I bet you could lift me right up!

>milfs are a big part of making it
In the "you arent making it" sense?
If you are making it and have access to prime pussy at 16-20 years of age why pick a 25+ who most likely has several kids?

found the guy who hasn't fucked a divorced mom before

>dykes ironically think that if they cut their hair off with a butchers knife they will look good

wat

>Letting someone who uses that much butter in her cooking prep your meals.
>Making it.
Pick one, dyel.

you are correct

>He hasnt fucked low value girls
Is this supposed to be an insult?

underrated pun

yep, it's about 11 inches.

How did you ever find out about her? She's fucking hot.

youtube.com/watch?v=5GLf0HcNAv4

>Southern bell

My dick.

>reboot, cleanse, juice

>mom science

>I can help you with that.
you probably could, you're stretching the stomach of that shirt pretty tight aren't you.

I would 100% plow the target brand ann coulter.

>tfw my moms milf friend who just got divorced actually told that to me and started flirting heavily

I would never try to do it though, It would feel so weird.

lol.

Yes I am. And I have other shirts

pussy

>you're lifting me up right now ;^)

>It would feel so weird.

>get with mums friend
>nervous because
>can't get it up
>mom and friend now try to talk about impotence and ways to fix it
>mom thinks you're either gay or diseased

Golly, user... how you've grown! Why don't you come relax with me?

hottest one ITT

Spot the ex-pornstar

>QT extrophy wife mom is not the hottest one

My god those tits

I can be a mother too you know!!

cuck your uncle, cuck your father's brother

why does that woman have only 1 leg

it's not the same, I mean muh dik and all that but it's different, the confining factor of being a milf is being over 40 and attractive enough to be fuckable

>my brother's son's girlfriend's son

Kek holy shit

Lots of goodies ITT but these two take the cake

I'm not principally against cucking someone, but I would not do it to friends or family, that's too far.
what did you mean by this?

>Don't test me

she likes to play. buy her a boardgame for next christmas