"user, so do you like 'work out' or whatever a lot or something?"

>"user, so do you like 'work out' or whatever a lot or something?"
*sips cola*

>that speech pattern
Nope.

Dude, stupid bitch, where did you get your invisible cola?

"Excuse me? i was sitting here enjoying my lunch...who the fuck are you?"

stop posting these

I've been this board since its inception and I can't believe this same guy posts the same shit everyday since Veeky Forums was born

Get some goals

"nah, I don't even lift.This is all just genetic. I got too many hobbies to waste time in a gym"

FUCK THIS KIND OF THREAD STOP MAKING AND REPLYING IN THEM YOU WORTHLESS VIRGINS

Kek

THIS
This is the reply women want
They dont want to fuck a guy whos genes require them to "work out" to look good
That want superior male seed that will breed kin who are just naturally ripped with BBCs

No offense but if you're 21+ and never had a gf, you are so far behind it's not even worth worrying about anymore. It's not going to happen. Even if it did, which it won't, you would be so inexperienced she would drop you in 1 day. You have to understand girls are hooking up and having relationships from the age 13 onwards. You're a fully grown man and you haven't even held hands. You cannot recover from that.

Ok, who is she?

> op is such a wizard he thinks women actually talk like this

Can't I pay a woman for a month of basic gf programm, so I get the experience and save myself?

Nick cannon did it, why cant you

seriously the mods need to step it up on fit this shit gets posted 10 x a day for real, this, the show us your abs etc etc. this is a fitness board not a roleplaying board. even highest threads shouldn't be allowed, I feel like without the constant shit pudding this board might actually have some good discussion about fitness.

DELET

heh, it's pretty funny seeing people who can hit 1/2/3/4 but still can't talk to girls

What about the fatties? I will put all my stocks into a practice girlfriend. At some point it doesnt matter how autistic you are.

Nah, I just do pushups at home.

i um like totally like pick things like up? and like, down? um yeah totally like for sure

>BRAAAAPFFFH

Fuck you

Delete this
[spoiler]DELETE THIS[/spoiler]

Report this shit.

What do you mean?

*BRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPAPAPPPPAPPPPPPPHHHHHSSSSSSHHHHHHHFHHHHHHFFFFSSSSHHHHHH*
>nothing personnel .....

>tfw pretty much all the grills that rejected me aged like shit
shit could be worse i guess

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She means that she likes to get BLACKED by BBC rather than TWD

Lol its not like you turn 21 and suddenly can never get a girlfriend.
Stop trying to bring others down to your level.

Yeah but what do you mean?

>hate it when girls do this

BIG

I've slept with plenty of girls but have never actually dated any of them, I'm 24, come at me faggot.

her face is cute as fuck

wanna go to my place so i can... uuuuh... eat your pussy?

... same here

Am I the only one who lives in a society where dedicated lifters are admired rather than scorned?

Kek

i see herps on that lower lip

is the guy in the comic supposed to be a come off as an alpha or am I missing something?

>or whatever or something
How dumb of a girl am I eating dinner with?

"Yeah, I do it's kind of stupid hobby..I'll give it up just to spend more time with you if you want"

average american is my guess. thank god i'm not american

My bf and I met when he was a 21 yr old virgin

DONT TEST ME

Bullshit. I was a khv until I was 22, and had a bunch of gf since then

faggot

scott pilgrim is the biggest fictional beta cuck of the history

never call a faggot faggot if you don't know if he can break you like a twig

I'm not gay, sorry to disappoint

never came across this comic before desu

run, insensate

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>Who the fuck are you?
>Stop trying to steal my food you dumb whore.

why am i considered as a man underweight but shes not?

nice herpes sore bitch

watch the movie, its actually pretty cool

Do you not know what exercising is? I am being serious, do you actually not know?

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MEW is hot though

You know, this meme is growing on me. At first I found it annoying but now I chuckle or even laugh every time. Keep it up, sport.

Oh, user, you didn't think that... Oh my gosh, uhm... I have a boyfriend. You might know him, his name is Chad.

This is actually the harsh truth

It's always the r9k posters that do this. Fuck off or abide by the board rules.

>mfw didn't have gf until 21
>lasted 6 weeks
>but life is still getting better regardless

>have gf for 4 years
>fairly happy about it
>start talking to girl i knew in high school
>shes 100x more interesting and can actually make intelligent conversation

uhoh spaghettioh

lmaoooooooo look at all of the salty virgins

>You have to understand girls are hooking up and having relationships from the age 13 onwards.

>This is what /r9k/ actually believes

A girl in my primary school let everyone grab her tits on the last day of school. That was in grade 7 so probably only 11-12 years old.

>One teenage girl being weird means all women are whores

ok

>uhhhh, kind of. Are you going to eat that? I am bulking right now

Women love it when you eat their food, they want a man who eats big.

you can. autists do it everyday. the truth is that a few years spend doing the generally right thing more or less eliminates the past in most cases, since most people you're trying to catch up with are fucking around instead of improving. this applies in most areas of life.

Yeah bby something like that, you wanna feel my muscle lol

Fpbp

>herpes

>post yfw some bitch sits down at your table while you're eating lunch and steals your sips

stop

>11-12 years old
>one teenage girl

>cola

There called soft drinks

why you have tgo and say sht like this mang

A post of this caliber is wasted without (You)s

>Tfw 23 and haven't kissed or even held hands romantically with a woman

21 isnt that bad I dont think
25+ and now were talking

What does The Walking Dead have to do with it?

Is it because Rick gets cucked literally every episode?

Fucking kill me

kek

same familia

lmao @ these fucking losers

This.

Truth.

I'm 21 and I had sex for the first time a few months ago. Get fucked.

*CRIES*

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perfect answer right here, folks
and you say just like he would, with just a hint condescension, just barely suggesting that she's trash if she answers incorrectly

be sterling archer
be the arrogant, cocky but funny, borderline asshole that absolutely does not give a fuck about women
and the pussy will fall from heaven

>sips

I want to bang a crazy russian weeaboo

She looks like the crazy girl in my art class.

>Tfw 27

kekkers