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What would Veeky Forums-produced routine look like?

I know that something like mutual agreement is impossible around here, so both strengthfags and bbs shall apply.

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Squats
Rotational deadlifts
Two Hands Anyhow

3 times a week

a strenght routine focused on the big heavy compounds using templates liek 5x5 and 3x10 3-4 times a week hitting al the mayor muscle group in one session

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Push
Bench/ohp 3x5
Squat/front squat 3x5
Incline press/dips

Pull
Chin-ups/pull-ups 3x5
Deadlift 1x5
Overhand rows/curls
Lateral raises 3x8

Linear progression. Lots of food. Bw exercises obviously weighted

3x5 rows/curls

Dips/incline press 3x8 lol

>chug a gallon of milk
>belch
>now that curdled milk is running down your chin, you're ready to lift
>we're starting with diddlys
>lmao4pl8
>attach periscope to top of head to locate bar below bloated gut
>grip bar
>SNAP
>at_least_i_lifted_it.jpg
>limp over to squat rack
>go big or go home
>take another swig of milk
>squat lmao6pl8
>the weight is too much
>protein farts a comin
>rip ass and fall over
>break wrist
>limp out of gym
>now you're Veeky Forums, thanks Mark Rippetoe!

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Bodybuilder here, this is my routine. All it requires is a set of adjustable dumbbells and resistance bands. 7th day will eventually be dedicated to abs/core but I can't do that right now due to a hernia; same reason there's no squats. Every set is 4x10

DAY 1 - CHEST
>DB bench press
>DB incline bench press
>RB high crossover (cross hands over at peak)
>RB mid crossover
>RB elbow flies (forearms up, touch elbows at peak)
>RB unilateral press (arm bent 90 degrees across chest, pushing sideways)
>DB pushup

DAY 2 - BACK
>DB inverted incline rows
>DB swinging row (pull elbow back and in)
>RB pulldowns (back facing cables, pulling elbows in)
>RB straight arm pushdown
>RB serratus punches
>RB low cable row
>RB pull aparts
>RB over & back (also works serratus)

DAY 3 - LEGS / LOWER BODY
>RB leg extension
>RB leg curl
>RB hip abduction
>RB hip extension
>RB overhead side step
>DB calf raise
>DB swings

DAY 4 - SHOULDERS
>DB seated overhead press
>DB seated military press (performed like overhead press, but elbows forward)
>DB row (elbow out)
>RB unilateral cable rotation (arm bent 90 degrees across chest, rotating outward)
>RB reverse fly
>RB lateral raise
>RB overhead press
>RB overhead jackhammer

DAY 5 - BICEPS / FOREARMS
>RB curl (pulling from bottom)
>RB sideways cable curl (turned sideways, pulling from bottom)
>DB curl
>DB bent over concentration curl
>DB reverse curl (also works bicep long head)
>DB hammer curl (also works bicep long head)
>DB wrist curl
>DB farmer's walk

DAY 6 - TRICEPS
>DB incline kickback
>DB skull crushers
>DB tate press
>RB forward extension
>RB downward extension (turned sidewise, elbow out, pulling from top)
>RB pushdown
>RB extension (pulling from bottom)