So user, what are your plans for new years eve? You do have plans... right?

I'm going to a casino with my gf. Should be a fun time.

dream big user. not fat big, but lofty goals big.

Try another one. I've been in the same boat. If you're really fucking desperate at the end of the night take the uggo.

The dingus wants what it wants lad.

Yeah, I'm working since I do security work.

>tfw getting ready for the worst night of the year.

Seems like a good idea, probelm is she's really close with the other girls so if i try to fuck another one and it doesnt work it will probably ruin my chance of getting any pussy at all

Oh yes I do. I'm going to a friend's party and we're havi-

>*BRAAAAPFFTTFFFF*

NYE isn't as bad as St Pats for me. For some reason the local fauna fights more when the sun's out.

Whose the goddess

Veronica Moser

Raving in the new year
It's a great way to show off gains and get some dancing cardio

You fucking loser
>casino

Is this a reference that we're supposed to understand?

later on in life you'll look back and fondly remember how pathetic you were the night between these two years

I-I'm gonna go out and party!

>but really I'm gonna go home and play video games with all of my autistic friends

>I'm going to a casino with my gf. Should be a fun time.
I did this with my ex-gf last year. It was fun. I made a surplus of $200 and we used it to drink.

going out to hibachi with a few m8s and then we're gonna go to one of the girl's houses and play boardgames

>he has friends to play vidya with
Fucking normies. Single player or gtfo

How the fuck do you report threads. From now on I am reporting every single one of these stupid ass hey user threads

And shame on you insecure self indulgent virgins for giving them replies. That you feel the need to comply with this fantasy is indicative of why girls think you're unattractive

Any fellow Dutch bro's going to a rave as well?

I am going to marathon all the Bud Spencer movies!

clare abbot

this

Also lmao at pic, fucken saved

Where the fuck do you work?

No, I don't. How would you like to come over and brap on my face?

Prime Claire was so fucking hot it actually depresses me

Settle for the fatso, puss is better than no puss

This guy gets it.
Just add some molly for fatburning and you have a goat nye for gains

Yeah I'm planning to be in bed by 10PM and doing an early morning workout at my 24/7 gym.

I'm going to take a leaf out of uncle scoobys book for New Years

youtu.be/9X6FG_BtDRc

nah doubt it, if she's that into you she won't mind that much, she'll just be glad that she got you
don't completely neglect here the entire time though, lest she hooks up with some other desperate faggot

I did that last year, I was security in a huge nightclub. It was fucking boring as shit.

yeah im going with a friend and 2 girls out to a bar and hangout.
im been going out with 1 of the girls on casual dates. were both really shy, but i really like her and im thinking of either asking her today if we become oficial couple or wait till i ask her till new years.
We've been going out for like a month and a half and pretty sure she likes me aswell. but sometimes she doesnt want to open much to me, or invest much in the convos and other times she telling me about plans 1 year from now about going to an event.
I just dont wanna start 2017 as >tfw no gf ;_;

Gonna get drunk with me lads and break up with my gf in a couple of hours not going to drag this relationship into the next year

Cheers

I'm working the graveyard shift

OTHER GIRLS.
This fat one may get overly attached, don't do it man. Worst thing you need is a clingy fat woman ruining any chances you have, not just tonight but in the future too
WOmen are petty and will fuck your shit up if they believe you need to be with them

>I'm working at Jet's Pizza, so I anticipate that all fucking hell will constantly break loose all goddamn night and that I will make a small fortune in tips, get out of there two hours after close once all of the fucking dishes are FINALLY done, and be killed by a drunk driver on the way home
>What are your plans?

here comes I ordering 10 extra mega large pizzas from your place only to make you work overhours

wow u sound so fucking beta, dont specifically ask her or any of that pussy shit.
just make a PHYSICAL move.
PHYSICALLLLLL U FUCKING KEK.
thank me later

y-ye haha t-totally! i-im uh going to the uh p-party with all the cool people haha

Imma break all my PRs tommorow

>39837070

Same thing I do every year babe. Be sensibly in bed by 11PM.

fuck man i never had a gf so this shit is confusing to me...
Soo i should just kiss her and then just asume were together or what?...

delivering pizza on new years eve and day
just fuckn kill me

not like i had plans anyway

So she's just another instagram escort sort of chick?

>tfw barely any "friends"

> Neighbor just deployed to Germany
> His wife is a million miles from family and he won't pay for a ticket
> slept with her at least 4 times since they moved in 2 years ago and lost count of how many times we fooled around in general
> each time during a lonely holiday

Wish me luck lads. He's an Asshole btw so don't feel bad for him

leaving humanity behind babe

You're just as big of an asshole for fucking another mans woman no matter how you try to justify it. I hope he finds out and nigger knifes you.

oh shit

is there gonna be a SIR comic this year?

Gonna kill myself if dubs
if not dubs, gonna start some low-tier work outs since I'm a skinny cunt

Good luck with the break up boyo

yah he's working on it but might be a bit late cause he doesn't really post much

Good to know.

I need to do this

fucking same
I'm actually going to see her in a few hours

FUCK
U
C
K

Get fucking mashed.

>going to sleep at 8pm because I have to wake up at 5am on Jan 2nd

I was invited to two parties but I can't fucking come in to work like shit after a New Years drinking with a few hours of sleep. No thanks PLUS IT KILLS GAINS. GONNA MAKE IT

Snatch grip deadlifts and party at my neighbour, who's a childhood friend of mine.

Shit is fairly dank desu.

At least you dont live with her like i do

Six years down the drain

This is going to be hell

Massive house party in Brighton, wanna come?

If you work 1/2 then what's wrong with going out on 12/31? You'll have an entire day in between you autist

Going out with a cute chick on a 3-day Technoparty.
We are going to do coke together, which obviously makes really horny.

Rate.

He doesn't even know that the best parties don't even start until 7am NYD.

Claire Abott, she is 15-16 in this picture tho...

Shit, son, good luck.

I feel like it's going to hurt breaking up with my gf, so I've been scared to do it. She cheated on me 6 months into our relationship and I was too beta to do anything about it. That was 3 years ago now and I still haven't done anything about it, even though I've caught her "almost" cheating again three other times. She graduated a year and a half before I did so I'm fairly certain she's been fucking other dudes since she left school and meanwhile I'm pretty sure I'm not going to find another girl ever again. Maybe that's because I picked a male-dominated field to work in, don't go out anywhere except to the gym, and am too introverted but still. She's the only somewhat friendly female person I'm in contact with that I'm not related to, took my virginity in college, made me feel like a champ when we first started dating. This fucking sucks.

Namefagging so people can ignore my blog posts if they want

Well this is girl is down to go downtown on NYE BUT she said that she wants to "meet me first". I am stationed outside the US and dont have a car atm so I told her to come to my place on friday (this was two days ago). Just got a confirmation text 4 hours ago wish me luck lads.. btw she is hot as fuck..

Oh jesus man. Just get out. You'll never trust her, the relationship is dead.

Cardio, then get drunk and play with fireworks. Maybe shoot something. Gotta love living in the middle of nowhere.

Gonna work up to a 1rm log press at pic related then get home and help set up a party in a big down in a field lads. Bro got £200 of speakers and lights should be good

Big tent fucks sake

Same, from 4pm to 4 am

The life of the cook, hopefully i will bang a lonely waitress

Is it really that easy?

Nah will be pretty tough desu - but remember when you failed on a set of whatever KG that you can now rep out for however many? Its like that.

thanks brah

I've broken up with two girls in my life, and no, it's not easy. But it's a necessary step to move your life in the right direction.

She will cry. She might say mean things. She will demand reasons. You'll probably have to deal with her all day/night.

Honestly though, in your case, if your suspicions are accurate she might not even care.

The only tip i can give you is to start emotionally processing the relationship as "over" as soon as possible, so when you actually go through with the breakup you are already on a higher emotional plane.

I'm 5'7 of course I don't have plans
Why is a girl like you even talking to me?

Cunt. Everyone's getting shitfaced.

Don't test me

> Home alone
> Watching Lord of the rings or Pirates of Caribbeans
> Get high
> Sleep off

> seems legit

what about you /fit?

Yeah na na na yeah na chiz hope ya get a root

Thanks, I'll try that.

If you have trouble with girls at 5'7 it's because you're a social retard, not because of your height

Gonna drop some tabs with friends then see if there's any qts available at a NYE party somewhere.

I was offered work but fuck that.

clean my room
clean kitchen
clean bath
clean balcony
sort my paperwork
sort sheet music
cut plants
sort my pantry
clean windows
get new bedsheets
wash cloths
get rid of old cloths
put stuff into the attic
cook something good
take a bath
remove unwanted hairs
do finger and toenails
meditate
watch firework on the street
sleep

first nye sober after rehab. dont feel confident enough to join parties. gonna do something good for myself i guess.

Nah mate, gonna chill with friends.

Sounds like a productive day, keep it up m8

>watch your mouth

at least wait until a day or two after

time is arbitrary, you're a dead set failure if you dont at least give her NYE to enjoy

enjoy what? fucking other dudes?

>tfw hate own birthday and NYE because no friends, but feel I have to party