2017 nofap

The last week of 2016 was nofap for me. After years of being blinded, now I finally regain my sight.
It feels good.

let's do it

>using big boy words incorrectly

>still being a pedantic retard

Problem is that my balls are really big (the size of eggs) from edging so much over the past 10 years and shooting porn tier ropes, that when I nofap for a week they get swolen

Jerking of is not the problem, jerking of to porn is. Just jerk of to some girl you know irl and use your imagination. Guaranteed boners and test gainz.

>not using bigboy words to earn goodboy points

I swear to god I won't relapse this time. I really need to put an end to my porn addiction.

Just One Last Time before New Year

See you on empornium on Jan 4

This. Haven't looked at porn in about 30 days. Either use my imagination or look at something like this.

I think i will be weak minded on nye and i'll start today.

Does a wet dream count as a failure? Didn't even have a horny dream one of the times.

that is my new year resolution
we can do it

>three syllables
>big word

My longest streak lasted 5 months. Every streak starts with a wet dream or two. I never count it as a failure

Fuck off these threads. Leave us to our broscience you fucking semon demon.

>tfw just relapsed and had a wank over Amy Schumer

Day 30 here get on my level plebs

Already on auto pilot. No desire for porn or jacking off.

>but meh libido

If all your 'libido' had you doing was weakly cumming in your hand to bulgarian tranny porn, good riddance.

Everything else is on the upswing

Nope, since it wasn't "conscious" act.

The same way like if you had wet dream in middle-ages you could just run to nearest church and cry about being raped by succubus.

Did Varg even say something about masturbation?

Varg says something about everything. Senseless or not, his videos are so comfy.

Leaves you with lethargy and no motivation if you jerk a lot.

That's why the Jews are so successful pacifying the population with porn.

>That's why the Jews are so successful pacifying the population with porn.
But I'm a jew and it hasn't stopped me getting addicted

>jewish elite caring about normie jews

Israel's on the verge of getting enriched by goyim brah

Ummm, just gonna take a guess here lad, but you may want to talk to a doctor if your balls are "the size of eggs".

Also I guess I am down for nofap 2017. I feel like I get a solid mix of asexual and gay at the same time when I do nofap. Fapping regularly, I can fap to imagination or stills, but after a week of nofap I crave fap roulette and other gay stuff, and then I'll have days where I want to abandon the world and become a wizard. Guess I'm buckling down for a wild ride my dudes.

Fuck off fascists. We're onto you.

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I've been doing noporn because nofap was too hard for me. The porn is the main problem. After a few days I've noticed I can get raging boners to almost anything. I also seem happier since my dopamine isn't being drained through porn. Feels great.

ChrisHansen.png

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That picture was taken in 1994.
She was born in 1971.
The youngest she could be in that picture is 22.

Sure am, Varg.

Give me thine strenght.

>Amy Schumer
no

>Amy Schumer
Smh

Can't wait famerinos. Every month I do nofap I'll treat myself to some underwear shopping. Nofap 2017

Dude are you me? Well I turned to fascism instead of fap roulette but damn

>dopamine
If you really think you're low on dopamine then start taking some n-acetyl-tyrosine every day, literally after 2 days of taking it you'll notice a difference.

LOL I jack it to porn once, maybe twice a week, otherwise I have too many other things to do, why the hell would I even bother with this bro-science nonsense? Masturbation is normal and natural and anyone who actually advocates for it is a blatant troll.

went 2 months , relapsed, went 1 month relapsed, went a wee, relapsed, went a day, relapsed today. i seems like an endless cycle>>fit i dont know what to do. i feel like going biblical and plucking my damn eyes out ;(

is noporn just as noble as nofap? noporn will be my nyr

>Cont.
>the longest ive gone was 6 months
>worst part is im religous waittillmarriage.jpg
> hard to find chicks willing to wait
>cant relapse
>this shit honestly makes me want to kms

how is he being pedantic when he is addressing the central point of your argument?

tru

I'M IN. I CAN DO THIS. Time to take this shit to the next level. Purging this porn degeneracy out of my life will be a huge step forward for the final solution.

>tfw my addiction has reached the point where I can't cum to anything even semi-vanilla
I need a reset button brehs. I've been trying to force myself to fap ONLY to normal shit (i.e. no vore, futa, trap, rape, etc.) but it's gotten so bad that my last session consisted of me beating my flaccid dick until it started to bleed a little.
Gonna see how attempting a new year of no more degeneracy works out.

bro you just have to cut that shit out. fucking girls will make it better. go get some pussy. no need to jerk off if you have a cocksleeve already

I've already begun 9 days ago

5-HTP absolutely killed my sex drive, and I don't even miss it

Seriously, if you have trouble keeping your hands above the blanket try Griffonia Simplicifolia

I'm free

>no need to jerk off if you have a cocksleeve already
I don't, and I have crippling autism and social anxiety so that's not an option. The only way I see out of this hole is to go cold turkey.

Leaving this here: youtube.com/watch?v=aWM4bJNpch0

Keep in mind that this video is especially helpful for those trying to attain a higher level of spiritual consciousness through abstaining from masturbation.

WHY THE FUCK DO THEY HAVE GIRLS TWERKING. It's turning me on while telling me about the evils of porn.

>pedantic
>big boy word
Please read a dictionary.
Dick-tchon-ay-ree (n) a collective in known verbiage used in the English language sorted by alphabetical predominance.

It's something known as a juxtaposition.

The current age of an individual isn't taken into account in child pornography cases.

In lieu of the state being able to press for child pornography possession the individual can press for harassment/ a harassment and state that you were never given that picture by her which in turn allows the state to press for cp

been no fap for a little over two weeks

I feel like I have constant blue balls

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I guarantee you nofap will de-autist you. Even after a week without fapping and porn I have basically no anxiety and become so good socially. I urge you to try it breh, you have nothing to lose

I might try it.

I've tried before but only lasted like 2 weeks.

Wanking is too much of a swell time, always fail when I start realizing that wanking is more fun than sitting around thinking about not wanking or when you're bored and have nothing better to do.

It's like going from being bored out of your mind to flyilng a spaceship through space and time.

How do I avoid failing once more?

it's cuzzing fapping from such a young, developmental age made you feel sneaky and nasty around your parents, so you didn't want to open up to them about your sexuality, even in its most innocent form, which was robbed from you, because sex was shoved down your throat and you didnt have a chance to figure it all out for yourself like mom, dad and your grandparents did the natural way. Years of feeling like a nasty pervert around your family and around the girls at school you masterbate to when you get home every day turns you into a recluse. When you stop fapping altogether you get your humanity back, because your mind finally sees you as a real person and not a nasty, sneaky perverted masturbator who shouldnt live amongst less perverted citizens.

noporn is the first step, once you ween off porn you'll be masturbating less overall and only to your imagination/people you know irl. The road shouldn't end there though, I believe that is just the halfway point to abstaining overall. For me, noporn to nofap is about curbing and eliminating my anxieties, and getting my mind in a more positive, clean place. It's easier to be social/ nonautist when your mind isnt stuck on sex and women all the damn time. I want my sex drive to be a sex drive and not a masturbation drive.

Just do no porn bro. I recently bought a fleshlight and i realized that i dont need to watch porn to enjoy my masturbation session just because of how good it feels. If anything I just fap to a picture of a girl i like or something. Also, there's the whole "death grip" deal if you masturbate with your had alot. Just look it up.

>playing internet tough guy from Veeky Forums
pathetic

Gotta get 1 last fap in today. What should I fap to?

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roll

op btfo in the first post

i like it

kek, roll

>NYE
>no alc

The last time I saw this picture it was about NO PORN. Which is a good thing because PORN is seriously fucking with your brain, libido and sex life.

Why the step back to memeing no fap bullshit again now?

Masturbating WITHOUT PORN is far more challenging than no fap, and it helps rewiring the brain to normal sexual stimuli and recovering from porn addiction. Pic related.

literally nu-male clickbait news

>No Porn 2017
fuck it I'm in

SPANK THE MONKEY

I'm going to try and cut down on fapping. It'll give me motivation to find a girl.

But I'm not no-fapping the whole of 2017. My dad has prostate cancer, so presumably there's a higher chance that I'll get it.

My problem is that I spend way too much time on /b/ and so I see a ton of porn. It was easy to detox my reddit of porn, but no way you can do it on Veeky Forums.

roll

How old are you? Most people grow out of /b/ by the time they're 14

27.....

I guess I'm used to just scrolling through. I'll have to stop going. I know porn is the biggest problem.

Yeah for 2017 I'll limit my fapping to only once a month. I'm not addicted anyways, nor do I suffer from any dick problems, I was already fapping like once every 10 days, now I'll just push it even more back.

2017 noporn for me
Fapping in itself isn't degenerate, depending on porn et.c. is.

marriage was made to control women (as you can see in today's society, due to the reduced value of marriage, women are out of control), not you. So you can just do your thing bra and not worry about this self-limiting bs

Roll

R-Roll

ill join you

>2017 ABSOLUTELY NO PORN

We're both gonna make it.

I'm going for a 200 days

I jerk off 3-5 times a day. I'm married and fuck my wife twice a week. I also fuck my girlfriend twice in two hours whenever we get the chance to meet.

I feel like nofap would benefit how many times I fuck my wife and I feel like my motivation in life would grow, I can definitely imagine many aspects of life improving if I jerked off less, but..

How the fuck do you break the mental barrier in the first few days? Longest I've gone without masturbating is three days and it was utter torture when I had time to myself. When I was busy I was more efficient, clearer mind, happier, but when I had the chance to jerk, I was out of control. How?

Fuck my shit up
If 0 I only use purplemath.com and desmos.com

rolle

reroll, I don't have a waifu

I don't think NOPORN is working out for me. Last time I jerked without porn it was in the shower and I nearly drowned myself to get more excited. I fear it will only get worse from here

Roll

top kek

how the fuck do you drown yourself in the shower