You walk in to you sisters room and see this

What do you do?

i see this every day when she leaves for fitness. i'm starting to think girls have some kind of competition on which one will dress less

I go to the gym.

Ask what that woman is doing in my sister's room.

Ask why my sister's room looks like a living room

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Ask how my sister when she moved into my apartment

*BRAAAAPPTPTBTBTBBHPGPRPPBPBP*
*prrrt*
*PLAAAAAAAAATRRRPPPBPBP* *SPLORT*

*pweeeeeeppphhhhh*

Most women go to the gym just to show off their goods and to take pictures. The only exercises I ever see women do are lunges and squats and cardio. All those are exercises you can do for free at home.

kek

Please. This autism needs to stop.

>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP
can someone explain this meme to me please?

It's a fart fetish meme.

Whenever someone posts a pic of a hot ass people post this implying the girl is farting.

>s-sorry user I just *brap* had way too many tacos*
>PPBPBPBPBPPBPBPBPT

>The only exercises I ever see women do are lunges and squats and cardio.

you forgot leg press

I tell her to put on less revealing clothing

oh. i thought it might have been the sound of Apache 30mm gun firing, suggesting that user wants to destroy that ass lol

I say "y-you too"

>BRAAAAAAAPFPFPFFPFPF

Oh my, hehe, s-sorry bro I thought it was going to be a silent one. Wait... are is this getting you hard? What the hell's wrong with you?

Leg press for woman is bullshit. Most don't even put extra weight on it.

>Wait... are is this getting you hard?
>are is this
>are is
>are

Fart memes I can take. But this grammar is...

Why are we getting awful /tv/ memes? That's like the worst userbase on here.

bane?

>sister
The woman in picture is about 45 if I remember correctly.

BRRRAAAAAAPPPP for sure.

You can do any "guy" exercises at home too, with very minimal investment.

But don't let me stop your elliot rodger-esque tirade

>hey user
>look at my new panties
>*BRAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>oh h-hehe sorry
>*BRAAAAAAAP* *SLOOOTH SLOOOTH*
>o-oops
delicious

I thought it was more an r9k way of immediately reminding us in every thread that girls fart and are therefore disgusting.

>do a 360
>walk away

tell her to stop dressing like a whore

*SNIFF SNIFF* ooh yeah fart me up sis.. mmh thats the stuff

*unsheathes katana*
>Finally, an unwitting intruder!
>Let's see what they make of my blade!

You look like shit with your hair dyed blonde

*throws piss bottles at her*

I prefer to think of it as an A-10 spinning up and raining hell on some hajis

>tfw our parents are dead and I'm her legal guardian and sole bread-winner in the house

COVER YOUR ASS OR SLEEP IN THE PARK

Feel good for her, she got all the good genes, so she will have a good life. Wonder why I left the basement and go back down.

nigga
It's "Are?"
That's weebspeak.
>posting on Veeky Forums
>not fluent in otaku-japanese
Disgusting

female detected

>ponder why I have a "sister's room" in my house when I don't have a sister
>am I in the wrong house?

you need a new gym

>wanting to fuck a woman with higher test than you
You're unironically a homosexual aren't you?

"Woah sis how did you lose 50lb and 20 years??!! And why are you blonde instead of brunette??!! Also why did your bonestructure go from endo to ecto!!!??"

After receiving my answers i would excuse myself as i have no jewish compulsions to inbreed.

chekem, praise kek!

>low test cuck beta detected

wait wtf...IT KEEPS HABBENING!!! Praise KEK!!!

If you're natty that girl's test is seriously higher than yours.

Isn't this woman like 40?

You're right! You've cracked the case! All gyms are worthless and you can completely outfit a home gym for mere pennies, and there's never been a reason to pay for one

>having this low of test

I dont think the lore goes that deep desu

Fuck my sister's new hot friend.

>being this insecure

...

Rows in front of everyone while pretending like they don't notice all the looks they're getting in those yoga pants.

That's seriously just a dude
Fucking gross senpai

Ask wtf she's doing in my sisters room
Then bang her

DYEL detected

>a girl incline benching 60's outlifts you
>costanza.jpg

>roiding for this

>implying she outlifts me
She's on gear, her test is higher, this is a simple fact.

THICC

If her test was that high she would be balding and have beard.
Check mate low test cuck

She's hot as fuck, you're buttblasted, this is a simple fact,

HNNNNNG *BRRRAAP* I WANNA SUCK THAT SWEET GAS

>calling a woman that tries her damn hardest to look like a man hot as fuck
H O M O S E X U A L

b8

musclelet detected

that's what i thought too.

i still think it.

it makes the pain of knowing i will never rest my face upon her bottom and inhale deeply sting a little less.

more like gaylet

I do that too.

I'm going to choose to not believe that story's true.

>being this intimidated
B E T A

Yeah you're gay af nigga. Stop hiding behind muscly women with biceps bigger than their breasts and come out and say you love men.

>not being attracted to manly women means you're beta
W E A K B A I T

>Hey big bro
>*BRRRRRAAAAAAPTHHHHFFFFTHHH*
>*SPLORT*
>haha smell it loser

>not wanting a strong amazon mate
Dude you are gay as fuck. Dyel?

>wants a girl that looks as little as possible like a girl
>calls others gay

Too swole for me but mirin dat form.

Nobody ordered you to feel attracted to her bruh, but going out of your way to prove how everyone who likes her is gay says a lot more about you than the guy who posted her.

Why doesn't she look like a girl? Because she is swoler than your dyel sack of shit body? Lmao

dress up like that and youre gonna get raped Lisa

just saiyan

No, because she looks like a man.
Whatever faggot.

No, no, that's "BRRRRRTTTTT"

I think it's more to mock the poster and ruin any arousal for anyone

kek

NOT FIT RELATED. NOW FUCK OFF.

Wtf is wrong with her left forearm?

>that one faggot that makes the rounds and posts this shit in every thread that's not exclusively fitness-related
Are you having fun?

Reminder that replying to these threads on Veeky Forums is cancer.

Go back to your room and jerk off

Bbbrrrraaaapppfftft

It's called a tattoo