How does one achieve USC Chad God mode?

How does one achieve USC Chad God mode?

look at those fuckbois
they look like they take it up the ass

pick good parents

Better yet, how do you break out of Chad mode and ascend to Thad mode?

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Better yet, how to ascend Thad mode and ascend to Brad mode?

Damn. How tall are these guys?

are these guys first string?

why are there faces like that they look like douche bags

Become a kicker. Lift with the team but don't eat enough to gain weight

they're not black so i'm going to guess no

they're "our parents donated lots of money to the school" string

But what comes after Brad mode?

Kek

I see that quite often, in football movies too, is there a reason why he pulls his shirt up like a nineties slut?

I can feel my drink getting spiked

>Look at these fuckbois

Train insanely hard for 5+ years.

Have good face, be tall and do arms 3x a week

>do arms 3x a week

Does this actually work?

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this is the genetically superior CHAD godmode who gets MVP every season and multimillion dollar contract offers daily which he doesnt read because he is too busy eating PIZZA and fucking STACEY while you hit the gym HARD

BRAD mode is below CHAD mode

this is mutant mode, he has ascended humanity to a higher plain of being

I looked all these guys up once before and they are seriously ugly dudes. The one in the middle is a model with his twin brother, but they're weird looking.

This is just a very flattering picture. No jelly even intended. I was looking them up because I thought they were so good looking and wanted more and was way disappointed. No homo either.

Probably better than your routine

Oof btfoing hard

3rd string

Not very. They obviously have to stand on the bench to see over the real athletes.