2017 Gets Thread

In this thread we ask the God of Gains for what we want in 2017.

Dubs confirms. Double zeros confirms you die in 2017. Trips and you will get your wish and hit 3+ plates on bench, deadlift, and squad.

Quads and you will become Jason Genova.

Girlfriend plox. Thank you lord gainz.

gf

6 figure job

ottrmode

Fuck you gains god.

Black goddess waifu.

Rolling for dub zerox lads

I want everyone on this board to make it. :)

Gracious Gains God, I require your assistance in achieving my 2017 goals:
-Achieve body weight bench press
-Learn to successfully dragon flag
-Perform 20 chin-ups consecutively
-Hit 40kg OHP
-Acquire 14 inch arms unflexed

Wow. Look at all these non-gets.

Gains
Money
Pussy

sloots

Someone to hold tight, just for one night......

rolling

To be happy

my ideal qt gf

I ask for gains piano man and nothing more

I just want the will to live again

plz kill me lads

A sloot to fucc every week/crazy sex gf

I want a boyfriend, a job, perfect form on my butterfly stroke and a bee tatoo.

multiple 7+/10 fwbs
Gandy help me

i want my motivation back

rolling

Gf pls

get sick gains

reroll

This tbqh famalamadingdongaroos

10% bf
nose job
good exam results
1/2/3/4
thankyou god of gains. I hope I'm not asking too much.

I want...to improve on my meditations

Dubs and noone makes it

God of Gains, I ask for powerful noob gains once I begin lifting. I also ask for opportunities to meet nice girls. These are my humble requests

Let this year be my year for aesthetics

Eh, I'm good

Let me make gainz this year

3pts lmao

1 qt gf pls

3pl8 bench, 5pl8 squat, please god that's all i want for 2017 Christmas

I want to double all of my lifts

I want my oneitis to come back and love me...

>355
>55

Roll

I just want to get fit.

Throw Europe into darkness (pic related).
If double zeros is what it takes so be it.

rerolling for this brother

gf

And pump some whores.

i want her to come back

Gf

abs plz

A gf and a better job.

Thank you God of Gainz.

405 squat, get into PA School

Thanks. Now let this be a wake up call for man, and to rid us from degeneracy. Lift on brothers

100k salary

I want to bench 1pl8

1/2/3/4 for repsss

Gf, lotsa gigs, 3pl8 squat while not being a fatsss

1/1.5/2.5/3
2 hr half marathon
10% bf

to become richard panini

i want a cute latina gf to make me bulk food and massage my back after my workouts.

Gf and to become the Lord of squats

Become Jason Genova

please, God of scoops, give me a cute, faithful girlfriend.

Thanks bruh, rerollan.

Dear Pianoman, I have been a good boy all year round.

I have been training hard, studying hard, NOFAP - ing as hard as I could. I treated my parents, friends, and strangers well. I never talked badly to anyone on fit, even hidden behind this wall of anonymity.

Therefore, I would like to ask you to bring me a gf, that blonde one in particular I have been flirting with. Also, I would like you to bless me from above, to make huge gains in my stamina cardio and my boxing skills themselves.

Thank you mister Richard Pianoman. I offer you these digits; may they please you.

Just want to stay healthy and stress free.

I want to get a beautiful and loving girlfriend. Plz grant desire.

Get me a good root before the end of my holidays, preferably with that girl I have been thinking of. I also wanna lift real good and actually get big next year please, also wanna get 1/2/3/4 and 80 odd kg's lean. I want big arms, chest, abs, shoulders, traps, back and legs please, as well as 1 qt gf.

i want to die in sleep

Sexy boyfriend for my boipussu

boffers and bofurs and brandybucks

Stiffer cock.

Millions of dollars

God damn it.

rolling

a functioning life

iktf

Rolling to quit drinking forever

Just wanna keep up the good work and go through the year without injuries

Only one get this entire thread ;_; here goes

This year i want to establish a consistent exercise routine and to not drink.

get into medical school

I want to fuck a Chinese, Japanese, or Korean girl

Kek bless

2 plate Bench C'MON!!!!!

Rerolling

I want to be a taller el fuerte.

pls grant me confidence and abs lord x

Wait a second. I can reroll for this once.
I've already messed once on my phone, so I couldn't send to You, Gods of fitness, but please, I take it as the blessing, so let me repeat myself...
Kek, Rich, Zyzz, Scoobs, Rip, 5 deities, I know, that you know my wish so I tell You this, GRANT ME YOUR POWER OF NUMBERS, FOR I AM A MERE PEASANT IN COMPARISON TO YOU. I AM JUST LOST IN THIS HARSH AND UN/fit/WORTHY WORLD. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, GUIDE ME WITH YOUR THY KNOWLEDGE. I TAKE DOWN MY FEDORA OF ATHEISM AND BOW DOWN TO YOU.
PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU:
WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT!!!
(pls respond)

OH MY FUCKING...

Big muscles

one more time

Gf please

THANK YOU LORD GAINS

I get a girlfriend and I die? Cool
I'll actually live my life in 2017

You gonna make it we all gonna make it

Study discipline & trustworthy gymbros

I would like to get a 1st in my BSc along with seeing my friends more.

Guess I'm gonna have to get them by working hard

You get a gf with AIDS, probly

gains money grades gf

gibe gains pls