Why do you even lift? What's your motivation?

is that tebow?

yes I think so

is/fit/ a /pol/ affiliated board nao?

I've always preferred the /r9k/ beta uprising affiliation desu

supplement to tricking
also it's fun

Veeky Forums is /pol/

1) To be sexually attractive for women
2) To be respected by man
3) To avoid crippling loneliness out of the gym

Do you think she gets pounded after the show by some of those guys?

That's why you either a) come up with some kind of armor that you feel confident in using, and/or b) develop a near autistic sense of your operating location so that you can utilize stealth and planning.

I'm looking into point a while developing point b

she looks like she's holding in a big piss

so i can beat up black guys in manhattan

only if its wwe

She was. That video is several years old and she claimed she needed to hit the toilet right before he walked off stage

i dont have motivation

i lift everyday because I have nothing else to do with my life

Started out as a way to deal with drug withdrawal related insomnia. Became a hobby, then a habit. Now that I'm getting rather sexy I'm afraid it will soon come full circle into an addiction.

You mean gymnastics.

Because I want big muscles.

im lifting to be better then everyone else

Because im dumb and ruined my brain in my youth so i am doomed to physical labour the rest of life.

no, i mean tricking. i am a former gymnast so i still love gymnastics as well but tricking is different.
heres a video made by my friend pete that might clarify/entertain a bit.
youtube.com/watch?v=QULo1XbYoB4

Looks quite dangerous. Id rather play sunday league.

>she claimed she needed to hit the toilet right before he walked off stage

It wasn't to go pee lad

The contaminant board has finally broken and the vile of /pol/ is free

>Hitler did nothing wrong

Because it's one of the first things in my life were I saw my hard work achieve something that felt "real".

nigga i'm not even kidding right now i want to become a vigilante too.

You can buy cheap body armor on ebay.

the media and feminism pissed off enough people to turn /pol/ into a powerhouse

>gamergate pissed off /v/
>fat acceptance pissed off Veeky Forums
>feminism pissed off everyone else

/pol/ claimed to have the answers as to why all that shit is happening (and presents some pretty good evidence) and the election did nothing but prove them right as well as bring a ton of new traffic to the board

and here we are

I want to compete in Ninja Warrior style competitions.

I want to be healthier, look good, and attract attractive people. I got one out of 3 so far.

Well I for one welcome our new racists overlords

Looking forward to threads discussing
>how to powerlift a dead nigger
>how the jews are stealing your gains
>hitters final routine
>tfw no Aryan GF

Looks like gymnastics to me
>hi pete!

I LIFT FOR KHORNE

I want to be strong so I can cleanse the corruption from my country.

started in highschool to stop the bullying. they kept bullying me, but it was confined to words, they wouldn't touch me which i guess was good enough

Because I want to be the best version of myself I can possibly be.

Because I'm tired of being told to have realistic expectations.

Because I don't want to be able to just sleep with random girls, I want to attract the best girl.

Because I want to do honor by my ancestors and reflect my bloodline through strength.

Because I want to be able to help people in need.

Because race war.

vanity

"""health"""

/pol/ was the containment board before gamergate. Since then the chans belong to us, we are everywhere, as long as you are an user we are always beside you.

h8/pol/ is where you go for the dankest redpills though.

i tried

The only reasonable answer.

>Oh, this notebook? I'm writing a short story. It's called "The Strongest Version of Myself"

how long would it take me to learn this. i am athletic but have never done gymnastics. My closest affiliation has with flips has been doing 1 and 1/2's, double front flips and backflips off the diving board

I play rugby so I lift to get better at that, it also helps get me out of the house and boosts my low self esteem

also to leave humanity behind

>3) To avoid crippling loneliness out of the gym

I know that feel all too well.

> join the military, enlisted or officer
> drop packet for special ops
> pass tests
> get into regiment
> ???
> discharge
> Frank Castle

Literally OPs pic is my moto

Have oppai loli wife 5' 120lbs fat as

I lift to be myself 6'2'' 225lb fucker of her

It really impresses all the thirsty asians i talk to on the internet.

if you want to catch the biggest fish in your pond, you have to be as attractive as possible.

Can't into military because of chronic health issues. But even then, the point is to do shit without guns for me since they make it easier to get caught (ballistics and purchasing records), the shit to avoid getting caught will legally fuck your shit up if you're caught (not planning on it, but if caught I'd prefer to have some assault and battery charges than unregistered/illegally obtained firearm charges), and I personally just don't really like guns.

This desuφαμ

i wanna get swole

If I didn't lift I probably would've killed myself by now. The fact that I'm marginally stronger than the average person makes me feel that I've accomplished something.