End of 2016

>so autistic that i make a fake tinder with chad douchebag photos because i thought i might be able to banter on tinder
>get a lot of matches
>i kill the conversation after like 6 lines because im literally at a loss for what to say
>i literlaly cant even talk to girls over text

You can just be yourself dude. If a girl doesn't like you or isn't interested move on to the next one.

dubs and everyone in this thread will make it

>Tfw lifting bro gets gf
>Tfw lifting bro stops lifting
>Tfw lifting bro gets fat
>Tfw lifting bros gf leaves him for letting himself go
>Tfw lifting bro comes back to me asking for forgiveness
Those are the feels that can never be filled by a gf

there is no "next one" when it comes to me. there was never a first one.

>get gf
>stop going to gym as much
>drink more
>gain 15lbs
>say "babe im gonna lose weight and get shredded"
>she freaks out, says she wants me to gain more weight
>say lol and start cutting

Seriously gain goblins boyos.

>There was never a first one
>hurr durr there can never be a next one

dubs and everyone gets a qt loyal gf next year

>I tried so hard, and got so far

What's one more attempt to make these user's dreams true?

My gf was worried I was going to leave her for some cardio bunny from the gym because I was getting so fit

She in turn left me a month later
LOL WOMEN, KILLME

fuck it, we're all gonna be alone for 2017 as well.

ik man. It's sad.

Digits and we all make it and get girlfriends.

Get courage, approach women. This is honestly my top goal of this year and I feel it for the first time in a long time.

>never been more fit
>man in the mirror is pleased and cheering me on

Also stop fapping so much. It helps with motivation. I swear it feels like the can tell.

shit man, tough luck maybe 2018 will be your year. Meanwhile i hope to get any type of social interaction besides the gym fron desk guy.

All that responded to this post deserve my dubs and all the gfs and good feels they can bring.

Dubz

hold on i got yall

>tfw maybe 2017 gf

The god

Jesus, we're fucked. Come on, give us a sign of something good this next year. Something to look forward to! We're all gonna make it dammit!

Fuck yes!

We did it lads.

Give us some trips to guarantee it for everyone in this thread!

my nigga

thank you

>so close to trips yet so far

Bless your soul.

TRIPLES AND WE WILL ALL WAKE UP TOMORROW NEXT TO THE GF AND WITH GODLY GAINS

postan just in case

I want to believe

Maybe

I want a teddy bear mode bf.

I want to habeeb it...

Please

Singles and all of you will never get a gf.

Maybe life wasn't meant for everyone, user.

DELET THIS

Lift til some cardio bunny notices my squat

can't beat with just singles

Dubs to get me a gf

Trips to get me a gf

DUBS AND I WILL CHOOSE MY DESTINY

god bless you user

Dubs and teddy bear mode BFs for everyone in this thread. You're welcome.

I just want to wake up

Thanks user

quads to get me a gf

27 and i get a gf in the next 3 months

Let's try that one more time (You)

>fat shit
>wants to get fit
>has gf

I left the manipulative bitch I'd been dedicated to for more than 3 and a half years just 2 months ago. I definitely want a gf but I view this as an opportunity to do for myself and make decisions without having to consider someone else. I can finally put myself first.

thanks user

dubs

just be yourself man
you have chad looks so it doesn't matter what you say

Dubs and i get a gf
Trips i get back with my high school sweetheart

Thanks user. I finally feel like I've made it. I just need the girl now...

Got a great job making over 70k a year. Nice car. Buying a home soon. All my lifts are still climbing. 6'2" 200 pounds. Go to a good church. About to hit 25 and still a virgin, just holding out for the right one, I think it'll be this year.

This.....This gives me hope..t..t.thanks breh.

Yea boi I was kissless virgin a week ago and now I'm just virgin. And it was a pretty hot girl even
I could have accomplished more but I didnt want to pick up fatties

What is this picture supposed to prove? Having a girl agree to get coffee with you is not some great accomplishment. And when you're making smalltalk, Chad or not, it doesn't matter what you say 90% of the time.

Did uh, did you read his bio?

>"Getting laid in college is easy, user!"

>Super Saiyan trips
Could this be a sign?
A-am I finally gonna make it this year?

just posting my stats so I can compare next year

>age: 24
>bodyweight: 78 kg
>est. 1RMs: 71/111/123/156
>books read this year: lets say 4
>Veeky Forums-level: I'd give myself a 4/10
>monthly income: ~700 €
>relationship status: virgin; getting cucked by my 6 years younger, much more experienced, bisexual, polygamous, 8/10 female roomate

Thanks anonymous

No, it means you're a giant weeb and will continue on the path of to wizardry.

>was kissless virgin until march/16, never drink alcohol
>start a new university
>start going in parties
>kissed around 5 girls
>went to more than 20 house parties this year
>get wasted every time
>started lifting
>girl literally blew my dick in the cinemas, and I finger bang her
>fuck other girl
>fuck a hooker while high on cocaine
>fuck a tranny while almost overdosing on cocaine
2017 will be our year, my nigga. Hope I don't die from all the drugs plus cycle in the end of next year.

HE IS HERE.

KEK, WE BESEECH THEE FOR A GIRLFRIEND!

Bless You.

(P.S. I love (you))

>thing has one in ten chance of happening
>happens less than once in ten tries
>Veeky Forums loses its mind

You retards deserve your loneliness.

god i would do anything for MEW