Could Veeky Forums compete in MMA?

Could Veeky Forums compete in MMA?

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If you mean get punched in the face for a minute for 3 million dollars, until le rasta man saves my life . Then yes. yes i could.

PLEASE LINK THE VIDEO. IT WAS ONLY 48 SECONDS FFS

>that picture,tho

>implying Veeky Forums can fight
>implying Veeky Forums can throw a jab

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Already did. Dad is russian with hots for sambo. Since he cant find sambo training place where we live (US) he just enrolled me to a judo club at 7 yo,
Got fat during HS so decided to learn boxing+started lifting for the chix,eventually loved it and got good.
Will make my amateur debut in summer 2017 hopefully.

Getting hit in the face doesnt hurt that bad. Veeky Forums should try at least once

I could compete against women.

Ooh very nice user. If you don't mind, would you share your name? I'm pretty interested in tracking an aspiring boxer's record.

thx m8

"Ronda Rousey would beat Floyd Mayweather in a fight"

Put it on the deep web

> up next
> Lineker and Ray borg are going to be top 125 contenders
> Ronda last celebrity death of 2016
> tj submits Cody and Cody loses rematch with Cruz
> Conor knocks out Woodley for 170 title
> Conor loses 155 rematch with Aldo

If BJ Penn wins a couple of fights Conor will face him.

Also conor is soo much more likely to lose vs woodley than aldo.

No because I don't know how to fight.

Could McGregor beat Brock lesnar?

What about Floyd ?

BJ Penn is going to get btfo upon his return.

Conor or any top 5 fighter would massacre him beyond repair.

That was almost sad to watch. Yikes.

...

Rizin was MUCH more entertaining tonight than UFC desu

Why did such an uneven match even come together?

Aren't you supposed to move your head/torso around when getting punched in the face? She's like a bobble head just staying in position getting battered.

I know she's not a boxer but I've seen some Mike Tyson/Ali clips where they dodge jabs with lightning speed.

well the rule of thumb is if you get hit in the face once, move
she seemed to be blocking punches that never materialised, she is on another plane of existence, but not one where she wins

i am relatively Veeky Forums already so i reckon if i trained for 18 to 24 months i could beat any and every female mma fighter/boxer/etc in the world

>Women
>Fighting

Just fucking LEL