How well do you do Veeky Forums?

How well do you do Veeky Forums?

Don't see myself as a Chad at all, just found myself in interesting situations.

>had gay sex with a mentally ill man
Why is this Chad exactly?

I dated a chinese girl for about 7 years, wife material honestly smart hardworking but I was worried about having mixed children and she was pushing for marriage so I broke it off

Now I can't see to find any decent women that aren't whores around my age

Should I just start dating younger women?

[spoiler]You already posted my results.[/spoiler]

I HAVEN'T DONE ANY OF THESE

This has been a good reminder I need to do public.

Should have replaced one of the multiple girl ones with cucked a couple or something.

Here we go.
And I'm personally thinking i'm struggling with women.
Anyone on this board had at least half of this do

done*

>same thing for me
I had 18 of them crossed off,
just had weird or interesting things happen..
and tried to find pussy to fuck esp during the past 5 yrs.

always find it weird and funny when regular guys boast about what amazing studs they are that they've fucked 20-30 women
even though ive only fucked around 25-30, since for me I'm trying to fuck at least 100 before I die, even though I know alot of pua's that fuck 1000's
it feels like once you get past the 20ish mark it becomes more about quality than quantity, unless you're really bored or tired..
still find it fucking insane that most of my friends and a good majority of regualer guys have fucked less than 10 women in their whole lives and one of them just got engaged to a controlling lazy jew whore..
makes me shake my head..

Quality > quantity

You could fill almost all of this board and therefore be chad just by fucking 2/10 desperate tumblr whales

These aren't chad things...the fact that I can fill up half the board just because I've fucked 2 girls that happen to fit into multiple categories here is pathetic. At least try OP

>dont prescribe to hookup culture
>automatically makes me a loser.

nice test OP.

crossboarder, so newfag to Veeky Forums. I'm no chad but I'm also no beta orbiting cuck or a virgin. just turned 19, and most of the things I did was when I was 18 with my qtp2t gf. I'm Mexican and never lifted in my entire life. also she's white.

don't worry Veeky Forums you'll make it. one day

How is it having a FMF threesome then? Some men swear it's everything you've always dreamed of, some say it was awkward and unsatisfying for them.
Story time maybe?

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2016 was a good year.

Did this shit and im 18 lul

Thanks, tinder. The two in a day was tough though, felt like a degenerate.

that's primarily the ones I didn't have, other than that I had most others

ayy

any other lists like this?

This is dumb.

Can't believe some of you have circled the GF box and not the creampie box. Beta cucks, what is birth control

Where I grew up we just called this college.

Pity i don't have the patience for Tinder.

fuck off incel

Only one I've done is rejected a girl ;_;
If this post ends in singles 2017 will be /theyear/

still *never* worth the risk in my book, seen entire lives destroyed

Most of these ticked off in the past 3 months kek. It was true, once I finally lost my virginity the poon started rolling in

Chad status soon.

Here's mine

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post trap story plz

I can't have a girlfriend cause I'm too choosy and the ones I want takes a good amount of money to keep. Also, I did most of these when I was 155lbs at 5'9" (in shape but not buff). Also, I'm Filipino, Spanish, Irish, and British. I look mostly Asian tho. Haha. I'm done with my fuccboi days tho. I do feel guilty for sleeping with people who were in a relationship, but I only did it because I've been cheated on a lot myself. I wanted revenge and also wanted to see for myself if it's worth it; it's not. The damage you can do to people by fucking their loved one isn't something that I could live with. To hell with that.

Oops. Forgot to cross out that I lost my virginity.

>tfw been married to the first girl I kissed or had sex with for 10 years

feels wholesome senpai

Lol. That pic of your test is Veeky Forums and millenials in a nutshell. Fuckin saved.

Its quite easy when you have a gf and a mistress. Made me feel pretty good to be honest. The real challenge is 3. Its a scheduling nightmare.
> dat feel of sliding in pussy #2 dick still slick with spit from mouth #1

this

Since when is being a Chad solely about sexual experimentation? It's about eating pizza while (You) work out. And slaying pussy. But Chad could be having very vanilla sex the whole time.

this desu being CHAD is about being a genetic god with a 99.999999%th percentile HEIGHT FACE and FRAME and perfect hormonal profile

>fucked a girl someone else was in love with
DELET THIS

That's exactly like mine.

>literally cannot check anything off

2017 will be my year, r-right?

no rows this time

oh shit im blind, CHADO

>only one trapfucker in the whole thread
Sad

Just want to take a qts virginity and remain with her until I die, instead of pastysmashing sluts
Wus poppin comrades

not well

what a moralfaggle
you make it seem like it's only you hat decides to fuck
the woman has just as much responsibility than you do if not more since you're not the one dating the guy, she is.

stop putting girls on some fucking pedestal and acting like you have some moral high ground about how responsible you are for SOMEONE ELSE'S relationship,
if she really cared about her relationship, her pussy wouldn't be wrapped around your tiny asian looking cock it would be around her bf's..

Forgot pic

JUST

Also came up with some subtle bait that I'll leave out until next time.

All of this happened this year, and all before I started getting Veeky Forums back in June. I'm excited for 2017

I had to pay for most of it tho.

Tiny? Hahaha.
Anyway, unlike you, I do have a conscience. You mad bruh?
I really don't care about the slut as much as I seent the impact it has on both the woman and the man.
It's really gnarly.
You don't care cause you're probably another average frustrated chump anyway.
Whatever.
To each his own.

>Rejected a female
>Had a girlfriend
Thats about it
I want to feel a vagina god damnit, all I've had so far is making out and a handjob

Apparently I am Chad. AMA.

Yeah, small question: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?

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>adultery
>alpha
Pick one

Chad here. You will, someday. All you virgins could get laid but you have these laughably high, unrealistic standards brought on from watching too much porno. Also, this fucking weird "degenerate" meme. What are you, christfags?

>Not being deeply religious

Enjoy hell.

It was a match from tinder. I talked to her, she said she was a tranny, I just went for it and fucked her in public high on cocaine at 3am. Best head I ever got, bitch deep throated my entire cock, and it's like 19cm.
Pic related, the faggot.

>Fat traps

I can only imagine what that looked like nude. Jesus christ.

I wouldn't consider myself a chad. Like some of you guys have said, it's mostly surrounding myself with promiscuous. I've also done mfm several times, which, when done with a bro, can be pretty heterosexual (even though balls might touch) and a foursome mfmf

Good job m80. Hate zyzz, but this deserves it, we are all gonna make it.

This is me.

[spoiler]I'm gay.[/spoiler]

>fat
Veeky Forums never fails to surprise me.

those feet wtf

got gf now though

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>25
>still can't mark off any of these

I'm not gonna make it brehs