how do i act jot drunk. im so drunk right now and i need to act normal
any tips?
how do i act jot drunk. im so drunk right now and i need to act normal
any tips?
kill yourself
Fucking lol, serves you right you impulsive piece of shit.
On that note, why do you need to act sober? Did you just get pulled over or something?
Try
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Killing yourself?
im drinking with my stepfather. we only had 7 beers each and i had to not act pussy
Jfc, this had better be bait.
Flirt with him. It'll throw him off the trail.
Go take a nap.
Ask him if he's an archaeologist.
Lift skirt
ye, do that
Eat food
Also go for a piss, for some reason it gives you a small but noticable sober up period
kek'd and chek'd
This
Speak clearly and stay seated if you get wobbly when standing. Focus on your diction but don't make it obvious.
>you will never be this much of a high school faggot again
feels good man
focus nigga
Lol i can get drunk after 6 beers and still down another 12 pack before my motor skills go out the window.
>Not boasting that you could drink him under the table and challenging him to a drinking contest
It's like you want him to assume you're a faggot.
>tfw I thought this was a trap
disappointment
>Not knowing how to act sober after some beers
LMAO are you 16?
1 can of beer ~ 150 calories
7 cans = 1050 calories
Shittest of shit tier alcohol and fast carb calories too
Enjoy never making it
>Wanna grab a couple of beers?
>N-no muh empty carbs and c-calories
>couple
>seven
You wouldn't drink seven cans of soda in a row, why drink seven cans of beer which is even worse