Fap Calendar 2016

Well Veeky Forums, here's my fap calendar from 2016.

>blue means I fapped with number of times
>green means sex with the wife
>orange is something other than sex with the wife (hj = hand job, bj = blow job)
>red means wife's period

Looking at all the blue squares, I thought I tapped a lot, but I was surprised to see that I only fapped 244 times this year. Out of 365 days, that's only a 66% fap rate. However, one year is 52 weeks, so that's an average of 4.7 faps per week. I would like to lower that to 3 faps per week at the most, preferably 1 or 2, that would be ideal for me.

Your wife has her period for 8 days at a time? That must be a nightmare.

Also, you are autistic.

what is the point of a wife if you get to fuck her only 5 times a month?

I expect solid green next year you autistic fuck.

her menstrual cycle has actually stabilized more compared to last year now that she sleeps consistently, exercises and reduced stress, so we are both happy about that

I may be autistic, but at least I have a wife of 6 years now, how many of you guys even have a girlfriend?

every green square was 100% her wanting it, not once this year did I start things with her, I wanted to see how often she is actually attracted to me. I think if I go from 20% to 9% body fat for visible abs, start my own business this year to be my own boss, and talk to her more, then she'll come to me more often. #more green in 2017

>He doesn't have sex 1-2 times a day minimum

>here's my fap calendar

>being pround of being married
Topfuckingkek

You have a lot of time on your hands don't you OP

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haha, I'll give it my best shot #moreGreenIn2017

yeah I'm not falling for that meme or any meme. Besides, blasting more times means less and less each time. Less fapping means more sperm to paint your woman with. I remember this one time last year I tried to go a whole week without fapping or sex. By day 5 she wanted sex and I was feeling pent up, I shot all over her and A LOT. She actually gasped out loud then laughed a little, got shy and said "good job", made me feel like a porn star. So yeah, less is more.

see pic attached, my reaction to your reaction. I do as I please.

bro when you find a woman that you truly love, you really do want to spend the rest of your life with her and so does she. Sure there's a lot of divorce going on these days, but true love still exists. You get out of the marriage what you put in.

It's not that hard, I fap, I record right after clean up.

Whats that program?

It's the "fap when I feel like it" program

On January 5th, what's 'wr'

You're a goddamn legend OP. Don't let any of these faplets put you down

I think that's a typo. It could be hj, could be bj, I don't know, but the orange square suggests it was something with the wife other than sex.

thanks, I guess. It feels like everyone on this board is obsessed with masturbation and sex, so I wanted to know how much I did/got in a year. I share my results with all of Veeky Forums.

That's actually pretty neat of you to do. I hope you better luck this year. Maybe give yourself less privacy some how?

inb4 stupid screencap

holy shit man, you are cucked hard, hard my friend

I got to ask, how old are you? Have you been always like this?
Right now I'm 25, fap 5-9 times a day unless it's party day, then I fap twice maximum, up until 4 PM), I'm fapping since age 14, with that routine
I go to party 3 times a week (since age 20)
~1700 masturbation/year

I usually get 1-2 new woman each week
~270 fucks given /year

If I go by that rate, am I going to end up burned out completely(Lose my mojo) or end up like op and have sex 1,7 times a week? It's clear he is not interested in much of his woman, even he might loves her (also having that much self discipline...(from my standpoint) I couldn't maintain such straight selfcontrol)

I'm doing a similar thing with my no pornography operation.

All whacking, no sex.
Green = no material at all
Blue = non-nude picture (nothing lewd)
Orange = gonewildaudio
Red = non-nude video clip (lewdest was a bikini thing)

You can see that I would listen to an audio each night for about a week before I determined it was not acceptable.

thanks. Like I said earlier, I was curious how much I actually fap and stuff. Most people guess, I wanted to know the actual number.

Haha, yeah I definitely noticed a spike in fap sessions when I had more privacy, less privacy is a good idea.

Define cucked because, seriously I don't fit the description. If your upset that my wife and I have been happily married for 6 years, that's your problem. Happy marriages do exist, they take effort to grow and maintain, just like gains in the gym.

Do you have something against marriage? Or maybe your confused about what a true marriage really is? My parents and her parents both stayed true to each other over the decades, we both grew up seeing an example of sticking together even when things get rough, not divorcing just because things get hard.

We talk, we communicate. I told her everything about me, she told me everything about her, no secrets. I guess it helps that we were both virgins when we met each other and stayed virgins until marriage (we're not religious btw). She tells me what makes her feel good and so do I, we satisfy each other and speak up if we're not.

To each his own, I guess. I don't blame you for your view either, maybe if I lived your life I would have the same opinion as you, who knows.

>mfw I'm such a virgin I forgot women had periods

It sounds like such a distant thing I learned in biology classes when I was a kid, almost like components of a cell or the reproduction of plants.

same, except that one female friend that complains sometimes about hers

I'm 28 and this is the first year I kept a "fap calendar". Now it's become a habit and it takes little effort to open the excel spread sheet and change the color of the day to green or blue.

>~1700 masturbation/year
wow, that's a lot, especially compared to my 244 faps this year. You must be one horny dude, or maybe you really enjoy that feeling when your brain is bathed in dopamine. I feel that fapping a lot reduces the quality of each one; when I fap less, each time feels very good and is easy too. I remember fapping a lot when I first hit puberty in middle school, I fapped so much I'd work so hard for it and only a dribble came out and it didn't feel that great either.

>I usually get 1-2 new woman each week
and here I've been with the same woman for 7 years (married 1 year after meeting + 6 years marriage)

>If I go by that rate, am I going to end up burned out completely
who knows, maybe you're just a horny dude, with energy that of a demi god

Interesting idea! I've heard of the idea of no pornography, but I've never restricted myself, most the women around here are nothing like the goddesses I see online, I figured I don't want to go my whole life without seeing these kind of drop dead gorgeous women, and I mean oh my god they make my heart go fast and my dick rock hard. I don't think a satisfying marriage will ever stop a married man from mentally undressing a hot woman, biologically speaking we men are wired for this, we were born to bone.

I do respect what you are doing and I don't look down on your decision. I also like your color code design for your calendar, keep it up.

haha, just wait until you find someone, you'll learn a thing or two about the opposite sex. The day or two leading up to the start of bleeding, she's easy to get frustrated and mad, so keep in mind that it's the hormones, not her.

Usually she's too uncomfortable for sex during her period, but once or twice a year she get's so horny she doesn't care. I remember people on Veeky Forums bragging about "bloodying their sword", it's nothing.

Ha, this one time we were showering together during her period, we had just gotten in when she's suddenly like, "get back" and next thing you know there's this dark bloody glob that drops onto the shower floor and washes down the drain. We booth look at each other and are like "ewwwwww" at the same time.

One night during her period, she bled so heavily she bled through her pad, through her underwear and onto the sheets. We got up the next day and it was like the japanese flag, had to buy new sheets.