Talk to girl

Put your long penis into her wet vagina, if you know what I mean

>tfw dicklet

This. Also favorite movies, favorite books, etc.

Just b urself

take solace in the fact that 90% of females are boring fucks too, the only advantage they have is the unrivaled male sex drive

wrong wrong WRONG
OP, do NOT be yourself. be somebody else
be the exact 100% opposite of yourself

How do go in for the kiss?

If you're good with comedy, tell light and non-offensive jokes. But don't force these.

Mostly, ask her questions. Not like a job interview, more like you want to know about her. Beyond that, try to talk to her like she were a guy. Pretend you don't want to fuck her brains out, and just do your best to get to know her and have some meaningful conversation.

That being said: you should slip in slight innuendo, make light physical contact (brushing against her NOT WITH YOUR DICK, grabbing her hand after you've made her laugh, that sort of thing) and make it clear you're interested in her in a more than platonic fashion.

Good luck bud.

Turning dates into interviews is what makes you fall in the friendzone.

Do not listen to this beta cunt

I know what you should do tomorrow

Don't bring up hoaxes and /pol/

Do it with enough confidence and she won't even notice

Say
>can I kiss you on your lips? then move up to your mouth ;)

PRAISE KEK

ask her what favorite food is
no matter what she says, look disgusted and gag yourself until you vomit all over her body

say "anal?" and when she says no ask for a kiss. it will be nothing in comparison and she'll give you one.

Any advice on not making it an interview?

Will, don't wear a fucking suit and tie to the date.

Actually, on second thought, you should do that.

Family
Occupation
Recreation
Dreams

You're welcome that should fill up 2-3 hours.

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I usually just wear a button up & sweater I don't know if that's going a bit too far into the autism zone though

you ventured into that zone when you made this thread.

Does your fedora come with it?

>talk to girl
>we clicked
>we kissed
>she leaves my country today and goes back to hers
>been texting non-stop while she waits her flight
I seriously wanted her to stay but we are both in our 20s and still in college but fuck, I'll really miss her.

Talk about lord KEK

Where does she come from?
If it's anywhere in Asia, then forget her.

I'm not from the US. I'm from Brazil, she is from Ecuador.

go DO something after getting coffee. A FUN ACTIVITY

I've met girls where they barely reply back and it feels like an awkward interview. Try finding out her passions, if she's hesitant and doesn't talk much about it, she's probably boring in general and you want to steer clear.

What's fun to people?
All I did last year was lift weights & go to work

You already have a lot in common you both come from shitholes

Sorry to hear, user.
You'll find another person just like her.

tfw

>What's fun to people?
Lifting weights is fun.

you sure should me huh buddy

Thanks. I don't know if I will but I guess it's fine if I don't, I never even had anything now I have this memory at least.

tfw 2017 will probably be the same

you are a faggot with no advice, eat shit

definitely

I just started lifted weights because I got tired of being obese
80lb down I still feel like shit

Listen to Satan

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Hahahahahahh

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OP, literally everything that matters is your looks, and if this girl agreed to go out with you, she already thinks you're attractive

just say whatever and don't be a fag

>coffee
>date
Don't take it so seriously. You're probably so autistic that any advice will lead to ruin since you'll sperg out no matter what.

Just bee yourself

tell her things that she already knows
So she can say
I really identify with you, so much

Should I talk about scoops?

New year's quints.......

Just be yourself

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UNLESS YOU'RE AUTISTIC

You realize there is a board for advice, right?

What do if autistic?

the moment has to be right, you don't just kiss her unless she's already your gf

But how do I make her my gf?

I just got dubs in the "everyone who posts in this thread gets a qt gf this year" and now this.
KEK has blessed me.

ask her about herself, but use what she says as a way to continue the conversation, like telling stories, ect. You need to make the conversation two sided, not one sided.

be yourself, seriously.
If she is into who you are then it will come naturally

quit overthinking it
just act the same way as you would conversing with a work/school acquaintance. you "kind of" know each other and are comfortable and a bit open, but still finding out new things about each other

>what if it doesn't go well?
so? then it wasn't meant to be and you gave your best effort

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I have no idea who I am though, I've just been going through the motions the past year

Well, thanks for the advice Veeky Forums
Have a good year

make sure you do it in a private area of the shop because first time I did it I was nervous...that other people could hear us

being 18 was scary when I was hitting on a senior college grill and she said yes

Thanks user, didn't actually think of that

pretend you aren't autistic

Talk about politics. It works womders.

Should I redpill her on the heebs?

Sarcasm aside with this, the politics route is a 50/50 shot on election years.

If you happen to vote for the same person (trump in my case) then awesome and talk about some points but if you voted trump and she hillary then just backtrack to "muh bernie" and more often than not it's alright.

This is my experience, as limited as it may be.

not OP

how do i make a grill laugh? on a date or otherwise?

inb4 tell her my 1RMs or penis size

Tell her how tall you are

PRAISE KEK

CONSERVATIVE WIFUS FOR ALL

She sounded a bit conservative famalam this might just work
>inb4 called a nazi

>She sounded a bit conservative famalam this might just work

Becareful familia, even in the den of degeneracy that is my county "conservative" women can still be total sloots and trash tier dating material.

Don't make puns, whatever you do.
They are retarded, and she will think you are beta.
Just bring up funny stories from your past, and she will bring up stories from her past.

>Just bring up funny stories from your past, and she will bring up stories from her past.
what if i don't have any funny stories?

tfw no non degenerate waifu

Pray to Zyzz that she's also autisc

If she's autistic won't that just make it even more awkward?
dubs get for autistic gf

OP with any luck she will cancel tje date on you and then it won't matter.

Now that I think about it that's a pretty likely outcome

Don't talk about politics!
They are a male issue and she wont be interested. I have wasted opportunities by treating women as equals. Treat her as you would treat a retarded man that you are attracted to.

Ya happens all the time. I over came my autism and go on 3 dates a week but get canceled on once every few weeks.

Only stare at your phone as an emergency back up. But don't autistically stare at her without talking either.

Dont take out your phone on a date it is rude as fuck.

What kind of life have you lived where you have never had a funny story.
You can even tell stories that are bad on your part, like autistic stories about yourself.
As long as you are laughing together, she wouldn't mind.

youtube.com/watch?v=hM4fu_lPUq0

This is quite a double whammy, I might just stare out of a window autistically

>What kind of life have you lived where you have never had a funny story.
a life where most of my time is spent on the computer playing video games or browsing the web
100% serious

>tfw no friends or hobbies or anything

lmao

Kissing is tough. Just do it.

My first kiss, I literally asked the girl "Can I kiss you?", and she said yes, then I went to kiss her, and I missed her mouth.

It was so embarrassing. Hopefully yours goes better. It probably won't, though.

Woah, holy shit OP.
Tell me how you met this girl then.
Work?
How did you convince her for coffee?

Dude like literally just start making shit up. Think of cartoons you saw as a kid and start spinning shit up and keep going over it till you believe it.

Damn I think I'm autistic but this is kind of extreme.