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make me

>Cub
I'm ok with this

Come over to my place and you'll find I'm very persuasive, lardy

post body

145 5'8", you'll get nothing further for free from me, piglet

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Fun Fact: "Noodles and Beef" (the guy who made this app, that's his alias) is a manipulative "bear" faggot who often injects his partners with anabolic steroids as a form of control of them.

>tfw otter

Feels good man

christ the legends are true, everyone on this board is a grade a faggot.

>gym bunny
>small hips with wide shoulders
Strangest gym bunny I've ever seen

Im no ones haram fuck boi....
I took this test before, cub here

>otter

Feels good brah. Now if I wasn't such an autist with girls....

>finally not a twink anymore
I'M GONNA MAKE IT

What the fuck is a "pup"

that gay cloning comic was right

A little younger, shorter and thinner than average. It's basically a more muscular twink with some body hair.

same waist as you.

I guess that's a compliment from this then

what's a chaser and why do they hate each other

They're attracted to large men. As in "chubby chaser". But chasers can be attracted to fat, muscle, or both.

chasers by definition go for fat/muscular men

Twink master race here.

>otter
why couldn't I have been born hairless and been a twink
God hates me
If he's real I'll die in my fucking sleep

naircare.com/en/Men

Shave, laser hair removal, waxing, there are tons of options available to you user, don't give up!

>do not use on nipples or perianal area

>cubs

The bear life calls us all eventually.

wtf is a wolf

Is there a list of what all those groups mean? Twink here btw.

Tfw otter

Wolf is pretty much a muscular/defined, hairy male that isn't degenerate enough to become fat like most bears are nowadays.
They're typically defined/muscular, older, typically ranging between ages 28-40+, before becoming what's referred to as a silver fox.

cub master race

so who do i attract as a wolf

>Gym Bunny
>Next closest Muscle Pup
>Furthest from bear

see this chart

>mfw I find the Australian accent the sexiest on Earth
might actually kill myself desu

You can see that in the "Attraction by Clique" below, but I'll help anyway.
Descending order;
Wolf; Otter; Pup; Muscle Pup; Cub; Bear; Muscle Bear
The rest are sub 20% in being attracted to your type as a group.

Gym bunny...what, you're telling me I'm the smooth lanklet of the gay world?

I got gym bunny. Doesn't sound too good.

Almost all of us seem to get it. I think it's because we lack hairy ape genes.

>Chicken
>Encourager
wtf are these

hahah this fucking test only looks at your waist and hairy shit, I hit wolf with
>hairier
>35" waist
though I think I have 40" waist, haven't measured in ages. Such waist makes me 'bear' but I am a skinny fag, so fuck that test.

>fucking test only looks at your waist and hairy shit
Age, height, weight, waist, and body hair.

>more muscle density than a bull
"You are a cub"
okay.

no dude, by changing hair from 'hairier' to 'average' I go from 'wolf' to 'chub' lel

/wolfmode/ here

What are your stats?

youtube.com/watch?v=B17MeOSuuYQ

It said I'm close to a muscle cub.

>Least like a twink
>TFW you're a twink into types not into you, even twinks hate twinks
Life is suffering.

Just muscle up and all your problems will be solved.

I want to remain slender though, that's the problem.
I just want a fun relationship where I can be bros with someone, monogamous, and overall just have a relationship with a very strong friendship and intimacy.
Wanting this is subjecting yourself to never having sex, especially with my body type, I swear.

i'll be your guy

6'3"@200

I've confidence issues and surely live far away from you senpai.

the body hair options are a problem for me

>be me
>no chest hair
>below average arm hair
>lower body is an amazonian avatar

you never know

what is the 'norm' for judging amounts of body hair?

idek, i picked average but im pretty sure a nord has a different average than a black guy

Kansas City, Missouri, senpai

fiddle with body hair, you get different results
see

that is far away indeed. be honest though, if i were close would you even dare to meet

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More than likely, if anything if romance isn't possible, friendship can be. And friends would be very nice to have more of.

that's why the test is shit

Muscle Pup

But this for gays though, so nope..

>tfw twink

woody harrelson got huge

>176cm
>5'9 (175cm)
>5'10 (177cm)

>tfw Muscle Pup

That would sound so cool as a body type. Shame it's a gay thing.

fuck I never put le imperial vs metric in perspective
>tfw 5'8" guy is 20cm shorter than me, my chin is higher than his head kek

y'all some gay niggas

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hope you find someone user

>take test
>share to facebook "I'm ottermode"
>Didn't realize it was gay stereotypes
>All my friends now think I'm gay

God fucking dammit

>Gym Bunny
Aren't gym bunnies girls only? What does this mean for me

that you are a trap

It's gender-neutral.
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/gym_bunny

Bear, cub, otter... etc. all came from the gay community. There's no reason you can't use muscle pup too.

22
6"1
175
32 waist
Trim all body hair, shave chest
>twink
What?

pics?

>Tfw otter

What the fuck is a cub?

For some reason, as a 6'3 220 lbs. man it seems a bit ironic

A mini-bear, I'd assume.

>looks don't matter

>Muscle Cub
>will be Gym Bunny at the end of this cut
sigh

>tfw wolfmode
>tfw farthest from twink

Feels great lads

>tfw also an autistic otter

Almost a wolf and at least a gym bunny I guess.

fuck my life yo