>Be me
>almost at 1/2/3/4
>see gym bro my age in the gym (18)
>a bit smaller than me
>haven't ever spoken to him
>he's friends with my sister
>be sitting at dinner tonight
>sis goes "oh user I was talking to gymbro and he told me he never knew you were brother until the last day
>meh
>"yeah he told me he admires you from a far because you're so bigger than him"
>let out a humble smile
That made me feel great anons
We're making it
Post your mires
>Grandma tells me I look like a bodybuilder
Getting mired requires that I engage socially with other human beings.
> working out
> girl "wow you're muscled"
> serendipity
I just matched with a THICC 9/10 on tinder
It's my first match
I've seen her around town and we smiled at each other a couple times at the bar on NYE
She's 3 years older than me (I'm 23)
S-should I go for it guise?
>new year party at my friends house
>gf and some girl are talking
>think nothing of it, the girl then say her name is Meghan
>im like hey is your last name ________
>omg yeah it is, do i know you from somewhere
>tell her we went to primary school together
>starts complementing me saying how much ive grown and how i filled out
>6'2 200lb with some decent lifts so i actually look good
>her hand starts feeling up my chest
>at this point i just do some small talk with her and move on
>rest of the night she hugs me randomly telling all her female friends we grew up together and how much i've changed
>add her on fb, she has a skinny hipster bf
>kek at the fact he was at the party and she basically ignored him for me the whole night
Do it senpai
HAHA I clicked on the "match" and then backed out for a second to ask you guys and now it's gone
Next time I see her I'll tell her how bad I am at tinder
>Go with parents to look at houses to buy
>T H I C C latina real estate agent keeps staring at my arms in my tank top
Shes a babe
This green arrow bit, where did you get this?
"Look at the hot guys that I know! While beta can take care of me at home!"
Deplorable.
>go rock climbing
>wear soccer pants and nice fitting but not tight shirt
>catch 1 girl looking at me 4 times
>catch 2 others looking at me 2 times each
These are mires, r-right fit?
>Jan 1st, shoulders on schedule
>packs of preteen-looking pajeets hogging the cables, catch me pressing 45 kilos
>they 'mirin
>mfw can attract twink boys no problem
Moving up the ladder.
Cuck that beta hipster
>see high school buddy at a bar in my hometown
>"If I took steroids i'd look like you user"
>Not even that big, just broad fucking chest
Also
>NYE party at a bar
>Catch a girl looking at me multiple times
>Say hi to her and her friends
>her friends call me muscular and feel up my arm and shoulder
It was cool. Still gotta get leg day before My gym closes in two hours
>Be DYEL
>50+yo homosexuals and trannies always compliment me or try to get into my pants
>No girls ever mired me
>Haven't gotten laid since I lost my skinnyfat shape
A-at least they're mirin', r-right Veeky Forums?
I posted this before but it is my favorite 'mire
>at little cousins birthday party
>paintball
>qt little asian is the "party coach"
>begins delivering the safety briefing
>"wear your mask at all times, etc"
the she says
>"the distance rule is 15 feet. If you get hit by a paintball within 15 feet it will hurt
looks at me
>"no matter how big or strong you are"
goddamn I wanted to ravage that little asian girl right there Veeky Forums. I"m not even big but it felt good for sure.
we're all gonna make it.
post pic of thiccness so we can judge
>1 in the morning on new years
>at a friend's I haven't seen in a long time
>some girl sits behind me while I talk to friend I haven't seen in a long time
>notice there's 2 guys flirting with her
>heare her talk about how she voted for Hillary and how evil trump is
>finish up talking to my bud and turn around and enter their conversation
>all her attention is on me immediately
>she's 5/10 but she's the last available girl at the party
>20 minutes of talking to her I tell her come out to my car with me
>fuck her
>ask her if she would everyn have sex with a trump supporter
>she says no why
>Crack a smile
>she says oh my goodness, gets dressed as quick as she can while I'm laughing at her for voting for Hillary
MAGA
kek nice user
Sorry for typos, phone posting
Time to be the bull user.
Also post pic of body I want to see what level i need to be at before I can starting cucking some hipster faggots.
>start job last year as a skeleton
>start lifting halfway through the year
>usually wear long-sleeved shirts
>havent worn a t-shirt with arms exposed since before I lifted
>female coworker walks up for something
>oh my god user your arms are YOKED
I turned red as fuck. Nobody has ever commented on the way I look in a positive light like that in my entire life. Im not very big but I was seriously tiny before.
>Fucking a hot girl who had previously said we might work better as friends
>Literally on top of her, balls-deep
>She starts kissing and licking my biceps and chest
>Has a massive smile on her face while she does it. Looks happier than I have ever seen her.
That image is burned into my memory. I have never felt so attractive.
I caught one of my co-workers pretending to grab my butt, then when I did she said I had a nice ass and everyone else agreed
Also a couple days later I was sitting next to her and she bent over and bit my arm
wtf?
I don't think this will ever be me. I've gone so long without even getting a kiss from a girl that I don't even think getting a good body would help now.
>YOU WENT TO PRIMARY SCHOOL WITH A GIRL
>SO YOU WERE LIKE 10-11 WHEN YOU GRADUATED
>WOW user YOU GOT SO TALL AND FILLED OUT
fake story. off yourself
Enjoy your inevitable rape accusation
Gotta ask a question
On these mire threads you people always post how girls are constantly touching/pinching/licking your arms in public
The stories about people saying things are at least believable.
Why do you lie?
>hot girl
Oh so like, a 4/10?
You're now aware that your sister sucked and fucked that guy
jej
Believe it or not my autistic friend, but touching you is a very common way for girls to flirt, mix in alcohol and they might pinch your muscles.
Physical contact is not as rare as you think
All the women I work with are pretty touchy
>friends ask me why im ok with voting for trump and being lumped in with the deplorables
>see this post
>ive never been so proud of my choice
Outstanding work
>not being so autistic that you avoid any contact with women
delet this thread
Not the same user but
Injustice Gods Among Us Year One #16, I think (?)
>costume party
>dressed as greek (knee long tunic and laurel crown)
>exposed upper body
>multiple grills calling me hercules at different times
Also some others making direct physical contact but I'm such a sperg that even drunk I wont reply to flirting
I'm talking about where these delusional faggots think girls are hanging onto your arms and squeezing you all over in a normal situations
Fuck off
Lol how old we talking
fuck her
>Look in mirror before pump
meh..
>look in mirror after pump
FOR I AM A GREEK GOD TO THROW FIREBOLTS
she's legit hot. I am also rather attractive so it's not like she is out of my league but she's near where I top out.
I can't even mire myself, how do you expect others to mire me
and yet he's the one who fucked her that night
kek
you need to put your penis in her. there is zero ambiguity here.
I want to be in that situation
You are become Chad Thundercock
and what happened after this event
That means she unmatched you
Iktf too well
kek
He woke up and cleaned his pants
how is it fake m8. this legit happened to me. dont be so insecure. do you think someone would just come on the internet and lie on a anonymous thai rug trading website
...
lift more and it will happen to you as well
Not to say that you weren't mired, but people watch others when they're climbing all the time.
cmon user you're still posting this?
Dude you made it already
>come back to school from 2 week break
>made some substantial gains plus I'm already the most ripped guy at school
>every girl I walk past is miring me
>except for my crush
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
When I get drunk I become the least horny person ever.
>be me at college club with bros
>our only bro with a girlfriend brings his girlfriend, and she brings 2 of her friends who he also knows
>I'm just doing my thing on the dance floor when bro with gf turns me around and says 'that girl behind you wants to dance on you, just let it happen'
>turn around, look at her, it's one of his gf's friends
>she looks away
>turn back to bro
>give him the finger wag
>shake my head no
>keep dancing
We still see each other once every week or two, sometimes we have dinner out or we have drinks at her place. We don't fuck every time we hang out but it's nice. We are both free to date others but she hasn't seen anyone in a few months. I'm fucking somebody else in a similar situation and she knows and doesn't care.
It's kinda great.
lol stay mad
Be sure to file that sexual harassment desu
Don't commit to her desu
wtf user next time that bitch ever does that punch her in the fucking face
>out on the town last weekend before deployment
>I've been talking to this army E7 (im marines)
>solid 6/10 Mexican cross fitter
>she's pretty fit, definitely milf status
>we see eachother by chance at a bar
>she approaches me and is clearly very drunk and horny
>she's a medic or some shit, keeps commenting on my veins and how she'd love to give me an IV (weird I know)
>eventually starts telling me she wants to suck my dick and fuck me
>is kissing my arms and shit and it's pissing me off because she's leaving giant lipstick smears on my gains which is preventing me from pursuing hotter girls
>end up getting drunk enough to make out with her
>she invites me back to her place
>realize tomorrow is leg day and I need to get back to base and start sobering up and hydrating
>tell her I have PT in the morning (it's a Saturday night)
>end up taking a shit in a parking garage then passing out and driving back to base at 4am
Woulda been a good story though considering I'm an e3
Yeah, if it's gone, it's because she didn't want you to talk to her, not that you took too long...
> pissing me off because she's leaving giant lipstick smears
> prevents pursuing hotter girls
> legday on sunday morning
Why are marines always such idiots?
Only reason I know this isn't b8 is because I know many marines. Superior army master race reporting
>be me
>buying groceries
>bring one canvas reusable bag
>sale on soda so I stocked up
>tell cashier that she can put it all in the canvas bag
>"will you need a carry out?"
>"nope. I'm a pretty strong guy"
>"ok...."
>she bags the soda separately anyways
>"you think I'm a big guy?"
>"um. Sure. How're you paying?"
>"You take LARGE bills?" I say as I flex?
>pay on visa
>has her manager walk with me to my car
>mired me the whole way
>he helped me put my soda in my car
Fat faggot
>fiancee of my buddy messages me
>"are you okay?"
>I'm confused, ask her why she asks
>lots of laugking smilies, "because you got harrassed."
>sends me a link to this instagram with a picture of me
>@hotdudesreading
> Finally get out of dyel stage, hit 1/2/3/4
> get mires all the time, feelsgoodman
> have to go to hospital for Veeky Forums unrelated operation
> 3 months recovery nogym no gains
> look like shit
> 0 mires
please, just end it
fite me irl bish
post the picture then
nice tattoo
This is beyond autism
Pls be true
I'm not stupid user.
What? I'm starting to think you might be
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>be me
>been working out and bulking. It shows
> go to eat at a bar where friend works as bar tender
>few female friends already there
>hey user want sone mussels?
>bar doesnt serve mussels
>i brought my own. Quick cheeky flex. All giggle
>Be at gym
>Doing squats
>My nice ass on display
>Finish up set and take a drink of water
>Girl and her bf walk past
>Girl slaps my ass and says "nice ass"
>"y...you too"
>Actually starts talking to me
>bf hangs around for a couple of minutes awkwardly then walks off
>Girl gives me her number then walks off
>What does this mean?
Her bf wants to pound you ass.
>at work
>gay guy from production says we should go get drinks
>I'm an alcoholic and tell him "maybe one day"
>2 days later one of my supervisors says the guy in production has a crush on me
>also says he doesn't blame him since I look good
>same day a guy I work with ask me if I want to get coffee with him
>I say "No thanks" and go home
>find out next day that my supervisor, the guy from production, and the coffee guy are gays and they have a crush on me
>tfw all I get is mires from homosexual Latinos
>bar tender
i keked harder than i should
>Lost 30kg (66lbs) over the past 16 months.
>Everybody only notices how "thin" I've gotten
>Nobody ever comments on my gainz
Feels medium, m8s.
>pressing 45 kilos
>impressive
What is going on? Hope you did 20 reps.
>gf tells me I have nice arms
>buddies wife tells me I'm balanced like a swimmer and says I look good in undies
>mom told me i got "bigger"
>doesn't matter because everytime I post my body I get told I look like shit
>i'm very insecure with how I look
>i hate myself
My pain doesn't end
>go on a night out
>4 different guys I know who I haven't seen in a while compliment me on how big I'm looking
>0 girls so much as glance in my direction
sucks being 5'11"....
>he thinks his height is the problem
You're just ugly my dude
> 2 week break
> made some substantial gains
Stop giving a shit what people on this meme board tell you. Compliments in real life count.
>make account on gay dating site
>upload pictures of my body
>upload pics of my massive dick
>less than a week
>have literally hundreds of messages in my inbox
>guys begging me to throatfuck them etc.
>delete account because im not even gay.
anyone else done this?
That's pretty gay
was hoping i wasnt the only one lmao
I think you mean:
>delete account because haven't accepted I'm gay yet
do it you cowardly bastard
>be only arab kid in primary school
>used to get in lots of fights due to bullying and never feeling like I fit in
>be 24 walking home
>Ute pulls up next to me
>Muscled guy covered in tattoos
>Is that you user?
>I smile it's one of the kids who used to bully me but I don't feel angry or resentful. "Hey B wow you've gotten a lot bigger since last time I saw you.
>You're a huge cunt yourself! he says as he shakes my hand
>"Let's catch up over a beer."
>I hop in, we drive to the hotel and have a pretty good chat.
I was having a shit day and ended up feeling really happy. He was so different to when he was a kid and so was I. I used to hate living in this country as a kid, but living here has made me the person I am today and I love it for that.
Bongistan?
Holy shit i thought that was the guts leaving scene too but i wasnt sure cuz im autismo
No but we share the same queen