Cheating /frauds/ generally

New year! Time to double down edition!

Previously on who is gonna be YUGE 2017 general...

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morning classes are fucking gay as shit, never again

do the chicken like you normally would but you can leave it a little bit undercooked
heat a bit of oil in a dutch oven or other decent-sized pot and toss in your choice of short grain rice (jasmine for me)
toast it for 5-10mins on med-ish heat
toss the chicken in with some stock (chicken, beef, w/e tickles your pickle) and salsa (og recipe calls for salsa verde)
get it to just bubbling a lil bit and scrape the bottom because the rice is gonna want to stick to it like velcro
once it's bubbling away gently just cover and leave for 20mins

1-1.5lb chicken, 1c rice, 2c stock, 8-12oz of salsa

it's like the less autistic, better-tasting version of chicken and rice

>Yea she told me but not right away
What did she say?
>but still mother fucker pisses me off who does that shit...
A beta ass fuck usually.


Where is yolo?

>Dutch oven
Kek
Also you have real issues if you think food is autistic.

>*PRAAAAAAAAPPPPFBBBTBTBB*

2017 is the year of hitting 200 lean

I can feel it in my bones

>you got some HCG on hand
yknow oddly enough AAS doesn't really seem to effect me in terms of testicular atrophy, guess I lucked out in that regard since that was my only real concern before hopping on

>one less kidney, profits, etc.
neither am I, but at least I can spawn a little me-demon to yank from her hands via the court and raise here in burgerland if she tries anything

>is qtcz into this sort of degeneracy
>she seems like a catalyst to living that /traditional/ life

she's exactly that and it's great. I loved this about exgf, very traditional and very good at keeping me grounded on my goals in life without going overboard, the problem is she never let me get things out of my system either and it always blew up because of that

qtczgf is that wholesomeness incarnate, but understands that I'm a fucking degenerate at heart and is okay with it

she's open to trying some stuff herself, but has personally only drank and smoked weed once (and hated it)

she's gonna try it again and probably some other stuff when we take our vacation though, but it isn't a big thing for her, just something she wants to try to experience

tried something similar to this before, was pretty fucking good

I'm personally a fan of, when I'm lazy, throwing black beans, corn, salsa, cheese, and chicken in a crock pot and making 5,000 calories worth of food in 8 hours

>heat a bit of oil in a dutch oven or other decent-sized pot and toss in your choice of short grain rice (jasmine for me)
So you add straight dry rice to the oil and toast it?

we got into an argument and most of it was oh you're too controlling/mean blah blah blah stop taking steroids I liked you better when you were small lollololol. Then oh roommates name said you I should break up with you because you're mean and don't treat me right. Also her roommates said I was mean but both of them are jealous fat and ugly.

Sounds to me like everyone (including your girlfriend) thinks you're an asshole.

I buy this girl everything drop everything I'm doing to help her with anything she needs. I just am "mean" sometimes and I'm controlling because I don't like other guys talking to her.

I know this is kind of a question you guys hate, but what kind of compounds and dosages do you think it'd take for someone who's 6'5" to reach terron beckham mode?

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you sound like the stereotypical super insecure fag kid that took roids to get ""respect"" as evidenced by being controlling (and you are controlling, which is a sign of severe insecurity)

To people who BnC:
Do you normally lower the dose when cutting (for example, from your normal 250mg cruise to 100mg)? Or do you just not change anything?

We're all insecure to some extent we take steroids to look better. And yea with them I have gained respect people are afraid of me now. And all I was wondering was if you guys would beat the shit out of the little prick or not.

implying 95% of /fraud/ wasn't low test before roids

and being insecure about your appearance is completely different than being insecure in the way you are, shitting up other peoples lives because you can't get over the fact that inside you are still a beta cuck.

>tfw depressed

Beta's gunna beta.
No reason to get upset. You're girl sn't going to jump ship for a random white knight.

That's what lifting is for user.

tfw

Lol you're a pussy the only cuck here is you fuckboy

>"omfg stop being so controlling user!!!"
>"BUT IF YOU LEAVE MY SIGHT FOR ONE SECOND I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO FUCK OTHER MEN BECAUSE YOU SEE ME AS A WEAK PUSSY INSECURE BITCH AND IT TURNS YOU OFF!!!"

anyone who lives in any of the banned ephedrine states (where it's fully illegal) know if you can still buy primatene/bronkaid at places like walmart or CVS?

Haven't gone to check myself, might just have to order some in from canadaland

I dunno if if MA is a fully banned state but all I had to was sign something and show them my drivers license (CVS)

Don't get the caffeine there I got ripped off bad, just get it on amazon

might just get it off the darknet and save myself the trouble, only like $25 for 4 weeks worth there so not too bad, just haven't thought to check there before

Wasn't really any trouble, but you gotta go to the pharmacy, it's not stocked in the store

Just ask for bronkaid

Anyways I dunno if I like it so far.

My pupils are dilated hardcore. I think that's why people are staring at me.

I feel like a goose being forefed for foi gra eating 2000 calorie a day and burning 3500 so there is something to be said about the appetite suppression

it is very effective

I'm new to BBing and dyel so I'm always excited to lift but on EC I guess, especially excited, I feel wired/amped, so I guess it does work a pre workout.

That could just be the caffeine though, I have 0 tolerance to it

You're on notice bud. The relationship is on its way out because you're an insecure controlling meathead. She's tolerating your mood swings and behaviour less and less, so she's letting you know that it isn't just her, the rest of the world thinks you're a dick.

Either fix your ways or get prepared to hear she has cheated on you. Then get dumped unceremoniously. And probably sleep with your roommate to make a point.

I drink ~8 cups of coffee a day usually so I really need to reset my tolerance before my cut, thankfully I've got a number of months.

I can't even get bronkaid or primatene in my shit state because its a redneck meth capital, I'll ask and see tomorrow at the pharmacy if they have it but I doubt it

Probably gonna run DNP + ECA at the end of my cut next time around, but instead of killing myself with 1g/day of DNP for a week just do 3 weeks at 250mg, that and ECA should shred that last bit of weight off

ECA for 2 weeks, break to reset tolerance, 10 days of DNP without ECA to reset tolerance, then start ECA after 10 days and continue ECA/DNP for 2 weeks. Should be a good protocol after 4-5 weeks of cutting prior to adding anything for it

this guy's right user, trust me, been there done that

just stop being a cunt and the entire world kinda brightens up around you, doesn't mean you can't still hate the world for the shitheap it is, just direct it at things that deserve your hatred

e.g. niggers and kikes

move out of new mexico

anyways

>f DNP for a week just do 3 weeks at 250mg

This sounds 1000x smarter, granted, I never have used DNP, but I mean, it sounds like common sense to me.

>shred the last bit of fat

So I was under the impression that a FULL DOSE ECA stack burned 35 calories a day (top kek).

Meaning it's only use is for energy/appetite suppression?

this

do not run dnp over 250mg if you can't get ECA unless you want to feel like an aids patient with atrophied muscles that cant move their body from being so weak, btw.

not so bad if u dont have shit to do all day, but if u have to get shit done in your life like work or college, it will be impossible over 250mg without ECA

>>
>So I was under the impression that a FULL DOSE ECA stack burned 35 calories a day (top kek).
>
>Meaning it's only use is for energy/appetite suppression?

i am pretty sure that is only the straight up biological effects. but if you count the entire difference it makes when you use it on something like high dose dnp, going from being bed ridden without ECA to being able to move around normally with it, you burn a lot more than 35 extra calories throughout the day

>it's only use is for energy/appetite suppression

afaik, exactly that

I ran 1g/day for 1 week earlier this year, it was bad

couldn't even lift 135lbs for a single rep, literally went in, tried my warmup, left the gym

had to stop working out for a week, was wheezing constantly, had to buy new bed sheets at the end of the week (this is in 30 degree weather) and walking 10 feet drenched me in sweat, made me feel like passing out, wheezing constantly

basically looked like I just finished running a marathon in the rain for an entire week

How dumb is doing a 6 month test only cycle as a first cycle at 500mg a week?

Considering I take HCG during cycle, and do a proper pct

Bit brave if you're a roid virgin. Do no more than 14 weeks to start. Got to check bloods. Got to have diet in check.

Start with like half of that

Babby's first blast.

Do y'all get "HORMONE PANEL WITH F&T TESTOSTERONE LC/MS-MS" from privatemdlabs for $104?

I thought I read here that bloods were only around $70 through privatemdlabs but the only tests I see in that price range are for the capped one that doesn't show free test.

female hormone panel

It looks like it is capped at 1500 though?

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oh shit i cant read this is what happens when u take 5x the recommended dose of benadryl so u can fucking sleep all day, didnt see u said uncapped

if 0, dnp start today
if 1-2, dnp start tomorrow
if 3-5, dnp start 2 tomorrow
if 6-9, dnp start 3 tomorrow

Has anyone else had a lot of success with ostarine?

>coming off of an injury that kept me out of the gym
>lifts were a bit pathetic coming back
>took osta to help recovery with joints when I started lifting again
>currently on week 5 of 8 week osta cycle
>probably gained around 10lbs of muscle so far, 120lbs (lol) bench press for 8 now 185 for 8 (still bad but much better)

what injury

Shoulder dislocation

I still was able to do some bodyweight squats and shit but for 4 months couldn't do any upperbody work

14 more days until this trash college garbage shit starts

Woke up today and le le le le glands are like the same shit as before for no reason

Looks like suicide afterall. 14 days and we'll know for sure

Whatever I am sick of being alive at this point anyway, I am literally out of bed like 3 hours a day average. Can barely move from the fucking depression which came back full force

>be fat and lowish test
>gonna roid eventually anyway
TRT doses (100-150 mg/wk) for a huge cut sound reasonable? Anything else I should do?

Aren't you happy that they're smaller you melodramatic faggot? Stop crying suicide everytime your glands don't disappear magically

There's more to life than living gland-free you twat

How low? And, age?

TRT dose is definitely the path you should take. I assume you're planning to cruise for life so you're good to go - just keep some AI on hand when you decide to blast (which should ideally be done when you're low enough body fat).

Yea they were getting smaller then I woke up today and theyre fucking huge for no reason

>also just got officially diagnosed by a specialist with ""idiopathic sialadenosis"" which means there is no cause or cure

Just woke up like an hour ago, slept for like 12 hours on benadryl, I am gonna take more and just try to sleep or maybe it will at least prevent me from forming memories

What do you fuckers know about Proviron?
I'm on TRT 150wk.
I'm fat.
I think I aromatize a lot.
Will Proviron help at 25mg daily?
>I want to jackhammer thicc bitches.

>How low? And, age?
Upper 300s ng/dL
24

>TRT dose is definitely the path you should take. I assume you're planning to cruise for life so you're good to go - just keep some AI on hand when you decide to blast
You got it. Getting AI anyway, because, well... fat.

What kind of ai?

So you haven't told your specialist that your allergic reaction to GSO is what's causing the raised whatever levels that the tests revealed?

I'm sure there's a way to say it without divulging roid use.

>I use a grapeseed oil in a vinegarette for salads because I am trying to eat healthy

They'll probably write a case study on you.

Aromasin.

I'm in the same situation as you. I got Asin 12.5. It was a toss up. I might end up getting Aromasin

Um

>asin is short for aromasin

I lol'd

The only thing you sorta fucked up on is it sounds like you got UGL (read: non-pharma) asin. If you're a fatty, why take a gamble with potentially bunk/underdosed anti-estrogen?

Hopefully the test dose you run is low enough that it doesn't matter too much. Also when people here say they are fat I assume they mean they are like 20% bf but who fucking knows.

>I think I aromatize a lot.
Why don't you get bloods to confirm. What leads you to this suspicion/conclusion besides you being a fatty?

And why do you jump to Proviron to fix aromatization? You do realize there is a class of drugs that is designed to specifically inhibit aromatization called Aromatase Inhibitors, right?

Proviron is DHT so while it may have some AI-like activity, it's not the most direct way to solve your problem (or what you imagine to be your problem).

You don't understand the feeling of finally figuring that out one week ago, followed by forgetting and writing that

Just swallowed 250mg benadryl already

Not even an edge thing. Like I physically can not force myself to be alive if all I am working towards is sitting in my room trying to cling to escapism in video games and watching video game tournaments to hide from my fucking misery, while literally everyone else has a life and doesn't fucking want to kill themselves every time they look in a fucking mirror or when someone looks at them

Yeah let me work extra hard at this shit all day in utter humiliation so I can then spend the rest of the day contemplating suicide in my room and then temporarily put off the thoughts when I cant take it anymore by watching some melee tournament for the 50th time.

Inb4 I die from oversleeping (hopefully). At least then I don't have to go through the bother of killing myself in 2 weeks

>If it is legit
How much should I take at like test-E 125 mg/wk?
>Over 20%
Yes...close to 25
>get labs
Last one put my E3? at 39 pnlqz (whatever the quantities measurement is) That was on 250 mg every 2.5 weeks (poo n' loo doctor)
>P-pls no bully

Also idk even for sure if that gso bullshit is whats causing it

Has anybody here rand a 1-testosterone + Decabolin stack, and if so what were the results?

I already bought the shit, but don't know if I actually want to run it.

I see some sources sell accutane, anyone here had experience with it?

Is it worth taking without the advice of a dermatologist so long as I do my research?

What bitcoin wallet/app/whatthefuckever do you guys use?
I was thinking about coinbase, but I'm hearing that it has delays and limits and stuff, so I'm also looking at just using a bitcoin ATM in a town nearby.

I'm talking about the chicken and rice and broccoli 24/7 bb autismo diet, you nerd

slow cookers are like fucking cheating, it's awesome

I usually do the chicken in a frying pan then add a bit more oil to the tiny bit of drippings that bite-sized diced boneless skinless breasts leave, toast it for a little until like half the grains have turned that more opaque white and you start to get little darker toasty grains

>Do you normally lower the dose when cutting (for example, from your normal 250mg cruise to 100mg)? Or do you just not change anything?

why would you want to lower it when you're going to want that increased nitrogen retention if you're operating at a caloric deficit

250 is more than enough for optimal nitrogen retention on a cut. At that point it's getting enough protein to meet those needs of preserving muscle while still at a caloric deficit.

what's a good first cycle of GH peptides only? I know they can only do a small fraction of what AAS can, but I'm not going to fuck with roids since MPB runs in my family and sacrificing hair for gains is not an option (i'm 19 and haven't started losing any hair yet)

I'm thinking of doing GHRP-2 and Mod GRF-129

ofc, dude was talking about for some reason people dropping from 250mg to 100mg while cutting, which makes no sense at all

i think mast posts so much about his hair and how much thicker it is for jm in case he is lurking.

or maybe he is emulating jm and his boss life and things he doesn't have.

mast, impregnate a black woman, have her make you a son. do not let the son die.

Great options 300mcg of each daily. 100mcg 3x in the am, pre/post workout and before bed.

I liked post workout for better nutrient partitioning since I eat misty post workout.

Biggest sides for me were bloating, like 5lbs water overnight. My hunger was insane. My first pin I ate a large pizza, a pasta fish meant for 12, 1 gallon ice cream and a gallon of Gatorade. Gave me bad gastric dumping too.

Pic related about 240 with peptide bloat

And like a week later minus peptides

thanks for the info and looking good mate

were you only using peptides or were you using them as PCT?

>or were you using them as PCT?

Cot damn, trimming your forearms adds like +5 to your vascularity if you have really hairy ones naturally.

Weird question

Where's masT I'll trade him some of these beard gains for them delts

So why do people say benadryl is shitty

It takes away my anxirty and depression basically completely at 250 and makes me tired and sleepy as shit.

It's like being drunk off your ass but like less "fun".

So sluggish and disorientating!

Also makes me horny as hell and like my sensation of touch is enhanced like all over my body

Yea like a shitty ass alcohol

Also everything seems more "real" idk how to explain it

That's common

Isn't it supposed to make you anxious as fuck though? At this point I can actually see myself getting "addicted" (it's not actually physically addictive I think) cuz it makes me relaxed as fuck. But I read a little and it seems people get anxiety bad from it, mine vanishes completely tho

Why do people say dbol makes them feel great and full of energy? I just feel like sleeping all the goddamn time

dbol converts to methyl estrogen, apparently makes people feel good.
> I just feel like sleeping all the goddamn time
lethargy? how much dbol? using liver support?

What do you guys think of this guy?
youtu.be/JM4gjX2sk1k

>did 6 months with 500mg test and 300mg deca with no PCT
>claims to have gone from 300lb bench for 10, 405 for a few squat to 500 for 10 bench and 600 squat in that time
>claims to have eaten 20-40000 calories a day and only gained 35lbs in that time

No pct cuz he never came off lol

And 20-40k cals my ass that is not even humanly possible for more than like a day or two

He claims to be completely off and only going drom 295 to 290 kek

pinned delts for the first time today, 2ml in my left and 2ml in my right.

Feels way better than glutes or quads, easiest site for sure.

vgs are goat

It's a shame the ones that are actually serious about it often don't say anything at all beforehand.

That your girlie bimbs? I thought she was azn

>12 week Test Undec 4ml injection TRT

haha fuck this shitty meme country

dude just get out the house, your life can't be as bad as mine

>>in pain because to heavy for frame i'e fat as fxxx
>>diabetus cause of above
>>liver disease caused by alcohol
>>to tiny for gf
>>animals getting older & ill'r
>>major depression cause of mental health problems
>>literally don't leave the street i live on
>>literally no friends or family i can rely on

after all the above, i still take animals out for a walk, even if it is just in my street, i'e i think about someone else other than myself

i live a empty life,
but this year i intend to stop eating at night (already started before new year)
stop eating as much in the day
make new friends especially female ones (had friends but they've all got kids and moved away)
get a job
get rid of internet cause of cost,and to easy to sit watching porn (the sad lonely fat bastards whore)
get a new bicycle cause last one's crank slipped and foot got caught in it and tore ligaments (need physio, another thing i intend to get sorted)

walk in my small shoes then bitch about how shxx your life is

my point ?
if i can put the effort into changing how crap my life is so can you

I hate to be that guy but ibe been out of the loop for about a year. How do people find sources nowadays.

Also for the oldfags, is fatlifts dead yet?

No source talk.

And fl still lurks and sometimes posts. So no.

? Did your glands start going down yet or nah. Also pls stream suicide if you go through with it (lol)

I've been on test + tren for 5 months, and i need to get off stealthily while still being able to get a boner to fuck my gf everyday. Is this possible if i take viagra everyday during pct? Or how should i do it?

Nah this is like 18 months old.

This is the ex I live with now.

>This is the ex I live with now.

Yeah cuz ur life is shit because of you being a fat fuck making bad decisions, not a unheard of medical condition completely out of your control that has never before been even heard of the way I have it

Cialis > viagra imo, but that could work. Why not just tell her? Or if you want to keep her in the dark about gear just say you're not feeling very good.